I remember a comedy skit that argued that straight men are gayer than gay men, and it made a pretty valid point.
What do straight men want? "I want a woman! I want her to be beautiful and delicate and feminine, with nice soft skin and wear pretty dresses and smell like flowers."
Whereas gay men are like, "Yeah, I wanna fuck a bloke! I want a great big, strong, sweaty, hairy bloke and I want him to fuck me right in the ass." ... That's the most hard core shit I've ever heard! Seriously, straight guys are pussies compared to them. ^_^