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It's time we get to the bottom of yet another mystery, Cystians! The questions EVERYONE's been asking, ONCE AND FOR ALL. I have compiled them all, into a big pile, at the cost of many hours (3) and many brain cells (3/5), and if I don't get enough answers to make a funny chart then I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

 

How many Cystians can YOU beat in a fight?

 

Post here when you are done so that I can verify it was you. 

survey complete

After much careful analysis, I've found my answers

You wake up, dazed, nauseous, and with a killer headache.

This means at least one person would be dead before the battle begins.

(Also, I haven't filled this form out yet, I'll need to think about it first).

gay

I couldn't make it to the dome because I was too busy building a city in Minecraft.

:sadpepe:

I have done my part

I'd fill it out if not for the fact that thinking on the answers would take way more time and braincells than I'm willing to dedicate to anything beyond work this weekend.

Do look forward to seeing who thinks they can beat me.

That's understandable. It's ridiculously long and it already got more participants that I expected. It's purely for fun, so I don't want anyone to feel like they have to do it. Or, if they wish, doing only a part of it is fine as well.

I'm currently finishing an almost 30k word chapter which was supposed to be done a week ago. If I get it done and the poll isn't closed I might do it for the gag, but I really don't know y'all well enough to do it properly beyond the educated guess that at most two people here actually do proper exercise.

Did it (much like many men did your mom)

My name is TharaApples. I'm 20 something years old. My house is in the northeast section of CYStia, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Janny department of CYS, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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Those were a fun read. Though I also somewhat agree I'm not much of a CYStian, but at the same time believe it'd work to my advantage. Other than in End's case because I don't deal with other cosmic entities.

I rooted for Cody Rhodes, Sent is slandering me

That's what they all say. I'm sure you were just wearing that [REDACTED] shirt because you were following orders, too.

It was a CODY RHODES shirt, Sent! 

Contrary to whatever Person 6 was thinking, I am not part of the mean girl squad.

and, if you want to search for exactly who insulted you:

(responses are in order from top to bottom, so the first response would be Yummyfood and last response would be Petros (give or take a few))