How to Catch a White Rabbit

by MadHattersDaughter

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So you have a problem: catching a white rabbit!

Thankfully, for you, this is a quick, concise guide on how to do exactly that!

Firstly, you will need to prepare carrot soup, as that is a white rabbit's favorite meal.

You will need:

  • 2 tablespoons unsalted butter
  • 1 large white onion, chopped
  • 3 clove garlic, chopped
  • 1 teaspoon dried thyme
  • 4 cups vegetable stock
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1/2 teaspoon white pepper, optional
  • 4 tablespoons heavy cream, divided

Oh, and of course, carrots!

You do not have any carrots? Well I heard ISentinelPenguinI runs a carrot farm and he has deals every day! Go on.

Send him a message right now. And ask him: What carrot deals have you today?

Return here once you have.

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Oh, he has not responded or responded in a snarky way, leaving you carrotless? You may need additional help. Please refer to this additional article: How to Make Carrot Soup Without Carrots