Petros, The Novelist

Member Since

8/23/2022

Last Activity

4/19/2025 8:21 PM

EXP Points

1,185

Post Count

713

Storygame Count

5

Duel Stats

5 wins / 0 losses

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Infrangible Warden

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Goals: Write something I'm proud of
KILL DARIUS AND EAT HIS CORPSE


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Storygames

Crackas best get they pasty hands offa my rod!

An Entry for Mizal's "Gone Fishing" contest.

There's a profile badge in there somewhere.

Possibly CYS's half-blackest story yet!

It Happened at the Waffle House
Entry for Sherb's Summer Contest thing. Autobiographical. This happened last time I went to Waffle House At the time of writing... very sleepy. Idk what this is, but maybe is good? Maybe is not. If not good is accidental
The Lonely Inn
A rather bright orc's misadventures in a haunted inn. This was an entry for the Damned and the SHAMED contest.
The Sojourner's Home
The future is hard on small business owners! For Endmaster's prompt contest pt 3 or something. (Please kill me. No, really. Please, I'm begging you.) Taken down to be edited. I think I only fixed a bit of SPAG before republishing. Editing is not my thing
Wrath of the Edomite
My debut story and an entry for Endmaster's Myth and Religion Contest

Play as Doeg, the herdsman of Saul, a minor antagonist to David. The biblical story of Doeg is found in 1 Samuel 21 and 22. A "true" ending is one I considered containing an ending where the protagonist accomplished a part of his purpose or made some kind of mark on history. Feel free to disagree or to like one of the death endings better. There is a (relatively) biblically accurate path with a choice between two epilogues, so you can consider that a "win" you want to.
A Dance to the Tune of the Calliope Eternal
unpublished
Crime of Passion
unpublished
Play as a man in post WWII New York. Life sure was easy before you fell in love with a canary.

This is an entry for Endmaster's Prompt Contest 2

Mystery Box: Story that starts with the protagonist being sentenced to death.

Note: There is only one ending that ends with the protagonist alive. This is not meant to be the winning ending. This is meant to be a crime noir, and sometimes death makes a beautiful ending to a story. Every ending is a winning ending.
Of the Struggles Faced Under the Light of a Metal Shrouded Star
unpublished
Story by Committee
unpublished
Tinnitus
unpublished
Gut ripping, blood spilling, head splitting, etc., etc.

Recent Posts

that indian guy's odds mathematically. on 4/19/2025 3:42:52 PM
I've written twice that many in one night, you head-shaking curry-nigger
Prompt Contest 4 Progress Thread on 4/17/2025 6:54:14 AM
Dyson swarm Dyson sphere Cheap handguns Rhyme zone Psalm "cords of death"
2025 is fucked. on 4/15/2025 9:14:24 PM
Probably either 1001 Arabian Nights or Kite Runner. I don't remember
2025 is fucked. on 4/15/2025 4:30:28 PM
As your ancestors would say "astagfiruallah" or something. Please correct me. I want to respect your culture
2025 is fucked. on 4/15/2025 4:13:36 PM
You are brown
End Master's Prompt Contest 4 on 4/15/2025 3:52:09 PM
Kkk My nigger
End Master's Prompt Contest 4 on 4/15/2025 3:50:26 PM
Probably curry too
End Master's Prompt Contest 4 on 4/15/2025 3:46:40 PM
She fr fr my nigger
End Master's Prompt Contest 4 on 4/15/2025 3:45:00 PM
He has to take breaks to suck his own dick
End Master's Prompt Contest 4 on 4/15/2025 3:42:59 PM
I'm not sure you can "word" or "count"