Petros, The Journeyman Scrivener

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Crackas best get they pasty hands offa my rod!

An Entry for Mizal's "Gone Fishing" contest.

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Possibly CYS's half-blackest story yet!

It Happened at the Waffle House

Entry for Sherb's Summer Contest thing. Autobiographical. This happened last time I went to Waffle House At the time of writing... very sleepy. Idk what this is, but maybe is good? Maybe is not. If not good is accidental

Of the Struggles Faced Under the Light of a Metal Shrouded Star

Endmaster's Prompt contest 4 entry The prompt was something about becoming a famous musician. Even though it was rushed, I actually put thought into this. It will not be reflected on the final product, I am certain. Each ending is simply marked by the bolded epitaph of sorts.

The Lonely Inn

A rather bright orc's misadventures in a haunted inn. This was an entry for the Damned and the SHAMED contest.

The Sojourner's Home

The future is hard on small business owners! For Endmaster's prompt contest pt 3 or something. (Please kill me. No, really. Please, I'm begging you.) Taken down to be edited. I think I only fixed a bit of SPAG before republishing. Editing is not my thing

Wrath of the Edomite

My debut story and an entry for Endmaster's Myth and Religion Contest

Play as Doeg, the herdsman of Saul, a minor antagonist to David. The biblical story of Doeg is found in 1 Samuel 21 and 22. A "true" ending is one I considered containing an ending where the protagonist accomplished a part of his purpose or made some kind of mark on history. Feel free to disagree or to like one of the death endings better. There is a (relatively) biblically accurate path with a choice between two epilogues, so you can consider that a "win" you want to.

A Dance to the Tune of the Calliope Eternal

unpublished

Carcosa

unpublished

You awake in Carcosa as a lost spirit of a dead mortal. A wraith informs you that there are only four shards of heaven left from before the Great One began to weep into his Colors. As you search under the gaze of the black stars, will you manage to lay hold of the shards, and what profit if you do?

My heart she sings Her song, it rings Against the dripping moon

My heart's maw craves In lead cage raves I will be ended soon.

Crime of Passion

unpublished

Play as a man in post WWII New York. Life sure was easy before you fell in love with a canary.

This is an entry for Endmaster's Prompt Contest 2

Mystery Box: Story that starts with the protagonist being sentenced to death.

Note: There is only one ending that ends with the protagonist alive. This is not meant to be the winning ending. This is meant to be a crime noir, and sometimes death makes a beautiful ending to a story. Every ending is a winning ending.

Gongfu

unpublished

Tinnitus

unpublished

Gut ripping, blood spilling, head splitting, etc., etc.

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Basic Instruction for Writing Humorous Stories

This is a sparse and incomplete guide to Humor. It covers a few basic forms and principles of humorous writing.

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