Dusty Fist 2: Electric Boogaloo

If you haven't read Dusty Fist 1, then go read it. There's no plot in either game, so it's not for that reason, but it's so that you can admire how marked the improvement between the two is. Maybe it's just me (humor is subjective after all), but you could even say that it's twice as good as the first. There are also twice as many words as the first, so that's another bonus: this story is the perfect length for what it is.

I love the callbacks to the previous story, especially Ending 7, and I can only assume that while I was being that guy in the previous game, someone told me that my penis was of average size. I am however, surprised, and a little disappointed, that I don't get any water on the Sand Whale or in the village (shouldn't a whale have at least some water in it?), but I guess Dusty Fist is doomed to a dusty throat.

There's no point to rambling in this review, because there's absolutely no rambling in this story, but I will leave you on this no--wait, is that a--no way, IT'S A FUCKING SAND WHALE!

Ending 7 felt like justice.

The Dusty Fist series is still the pinnacle of all the 'lol so random' games I have ever encountered, and the only ones I've actually enjoyed. Some of the humor did fall flat for me or felt a little forced, but with the way it just kept charging ahead joke after joke I would always soon enough encounter one that worked.

Ending 9 btw was a tragic missed opportunity to turn HOLY FUCK A SANDWHALE! into the running gag I'd thought it would be...

Since it was established in game that alternate universes exist and that the wall between them is thin out in the wasteland, I won't question too hard how at one point the tank is full of some weeny Power Rangers knock offs, and then the next time it was the typical raiders dressed in rubber and leather...in a metal tank...in the desert...

You know come to think of it, let's call that missed opportunity #2: I'd have laughed if you'd busted your way in there only to find them all dying of dehydration and heat stroke. Although come to think of it, I don't believe poor Dusty Fist himself ever managed to get that drink of water in any of these...

I laughed out loud at the Shane quote as the story came to the predictable ending that all Westerns do: that of flinging a massive tank away with a giant rubber band.

Ending 6 was fun, it was the one that most specifically gave me the kind of improbable kung fu action promised by the sweet title page. I always love Chris' stylist title pages and need to at some point steal their secrets and use them on my own stories.

Anyhow, all in all another entertaining effort from Chris. Such is the power of a man with a wiener of a perfectly average size!

I would recommend this story to anyone who enjoyed the first “Dusty Fist.” If you faggot who reads reviews before stories have not read it, you should, but you don’t have to in order to enjoy this one. There are a few call-backs to it, but nothing depends on having read the first one before.
However, if you don’t like absurd humor, this story might not be for you.

The bright cover art is very exciting and perfect to add HYPE to the story.
Although I had read the first page a few times before I wrote this review, it still made me laugh. It sets the tone for the rest of the story very well.
The link to the elevator music was a very nice touch. In a more serious story it would have been unnecessary and a little weird, but here it works perfectly and was kind of funny.
I also liked the results of the running choice in this one. At first it seemed that it’d be the same as the first Dusty Fist, and that made it funnier when it wasn’t.

The branching style was cave of time, and despite each individual path being very short, there are a fair number of them. So be sure to make use of the back button.
Some of the endings had more detail than others, but all were pretty good. My favorites were the rubber band one, the stone six one, and the wiener one.

Dusty Fist is pretty much what a lot of noob stories try to be, except instead of being unfunny lol random stories, it is actually well-written and funny. I can’t say I enjoyed this more than I did the original, but it’s still pretty awesome in its own right.

Here’s to another hilarious entry in the story of Dusty Fist.

I love this game. I read the first one, then stumbled across this one day when I was trying to find the first one for a re-read. I love this kind of stuff; I find it so funny for some reason. However, I am disappointed in the lack of a gay ending this time. My favourite ending would have to be the Stone Six, though. Goddammit Rick!

Funny af

It ended abruptly...

Ok, this is hilarious.

Dusty Fist 2 was the rip-roarin' zany follow-up to Dusty Fist that I was praying for. It's like a coffee enema . . . quick and pleasurable. Maybe a little messy.

This is a really good storygame with enough branching paths to keep the reader interested. I love the humour that you used.

awww man.. I thought it's one of those stories where I could punch a tank and get away with it. 0/10 I feel like I've been lied to.