Grandfather's Typewriter

Player Rating1.35/8

"Too few ratings to be ranked"
based on 39 ratings since
played times (finished )

Story Difficulty1/8

"no possible way to lose"

Play Length1/8

"Make sure not to blink"

Maturity Level2/8

"choking hazard for children under 4"
Contains content that may not be suitable for persons under age 6. To compare to the movie rating system, this would be G.

I AM THE STORY REVIEWER AND I HAVE RETURNED TO PERISH ALL YOU TWATS WHO EXPECT TO MAKE A LIVING TYPING UP STORIES ABOUT DELUDED KITTENS AND FURRY SEX!

Player Comments

What its not even a choose your own adventure story
-- AthenaT on 3/24/2015 9:25:10 PM with a score of 0
This storygame is too similar to the lyrics of that nursery song 'Grandfather's Clock' for it to be a coincidence. So, not only is it an linear and incredibly short game, its content is also unoriginal. I'm going to go ahead and give this a 1 for the overall utter lack of effort.
-- the_quiller on 3/20/2015 9:52:45 AM with a score of 0
Right, because ... indignation over a kink makes perfect sense coming from someone who posted child porn on the forums? I can't say I believe you or care if you're TSR. I do, however, care that this sucked as a game. Which it did.

Also, Gervassen's review was hilarious and far more enjoyable than your actual story, and I am okay with that, and ... I probably should not be okay with that.
-- Kiel_Farren on 3/20/2015 9:28:34 AM with a score of 0
What the heck?
-- lollolol on 3/12/2015 1:50:16 PM with a score of 0
All of my "What?".
-- ISentinelPenguinI on 2/20/2014 10:07:43 AM with a score of 0
Put it all on a page and it's still very short. At least put on the description that this is not a storygame
-- Xt1000305 on 2/20/2014 6:42:47 AM with a score of 0
I'm sorry
-- Marco on 2/19/2014 1:11:45 PM with a score of 0
Too short. Nice poem I guess. Maybe add a few choices for a few new endings.
-- Firewing on 2/5/2014 1:44:04 PM with a score of 0
Well I guess it'd make kind of a cute poem, but it's not actually a story game.
-- Briar_Rose on 2/5/2014 7:32:11 AM with a score of 0
It's okay. I understand. Everything's going to be okay now. Here's a doll. Where did grandpa touch you to cause you such mental trauma that you blocked out all the bits that would have made this properly fleshed out story?

Point where he touched you.
-- Gervassen on 2/2/2014 8:28:29 PM with a score of 0
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