Since Algae is boring and cannot into entertain, I shall tell a story.
Once upon a time, there was a pink reindeer, and all the other reindeer made fun of him. Then he roped.
I blame my boring-ness on my glasses.
Since when do glasses make a person boring?
Observe a prime example of the directionality problem.
My favorite short story:
“Once there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died. THE END.” - Patrick Star
Another sleepless night lying wide awake in bed. Restless without her warmth, his fingers caress a pink ribbon. I miss you.
Thanks. It's a slow day at work lol.
Post Message. I can’t wait to read all the comments! Refresh. None yet? Refresh. Why does no one like me? Refresh.
I am sad because I can only see when I am wearing my glasses and I do not like wearing glasses.
I am happy because I am not some four-eyed normie fag. For I have discovered SOFT CONTACTS, the secret to happiness.
Hey no need to go there I’m just a friendly little goblin who always enjoys a good fight out of class.
Mizal where is your twenty-one word post because your previous post is actually twenty-two so I believe it is now invalid.
Wow, that was rude I was just saying you should try to make a 21 word story.
There was a cricket of Veracruz
Who came to this thread to be amused.
When you called Mizal rude, and when her words were not crude
You left gryllus very confused.
"dumb as Subtopewds"
E:sorry never mind I was miss reading that's my bad.
And that's why you bring your own rubber. "Giddy" is such a powerful word here. It makes me feel slightly uncomfortable that she has so much pleasure and excitement poking a hole in a condom. Actually, disturbingly uncomfortable lol. Makes me think she's the type of person that fills journals writing his name over and over. Maybe on one page she writes his name with little hearts around the pages. On another, it's her name with his last name pretending they're married. There's probably a nicely decorated shoebox filled with sketches of him under her bed. Remember gentlemen: "When in doubt, pull out".
Contrary to Ninja, "giddy" made me laugh aloud because it perfectly captured that madly satisfied expression on her face for me.
Good job, you also timed your narration to perfection.
Get the feeling Algae is gae, gee.
Subtopewbs sucks balls and is banned.
AustinC may have caught AutismC. Bless his heart.
One down, only two remaining.
I’m not looking to get banned,
and since I’m averagely literate,
dealing with me is just something you’ll have to stand.
Do you mean Gay
I’d rather be autistic, out of the three,
Since sucking balls and being gay is definitely not my cup of tea.
This generously undercooked carne GuISADA, stewed in just a gallon of mayonnaise for color and freshness, is-a perfect!
Even if it's a little bit evident you had to chop off words, especially in the second sentence, it still makes for an interesting premise for a story (I've never watched the movie).
Victorious yet changed.
You’re very good at condensing writing.
21 words Hero's Journey, true literary perfection.
Jokes aside, I think it could be a lot better if the words used were more carefully selected. Right now it is... a little cheap. Honestly, I only made it so I'd have at least one 'story' in each of these threads, but it shows how using someone else's template can really help guide the creation process (and you can always make your own template too).
I do find it neat since it helps me have a 'complete' story, even if generic and formulaic, but I think it is nice to have as a comparison for the other stories which are more original (such as those with neat twists).
Anyway, I'll patiently await the 11 word thread for now, tho it will be interesting to see what else people put up into these current ones till then.