It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's you! Here to save the day!
I'm sure we've all wondered what it would be like having super powers, or if not in general a specific type of super power. Well, screw those! Today we're going to be focusing on.....well, ridiculous super powers. So if you could have one, totally ridiculous, useless, or otherwise strange super power, what would it be?
My super power would be the amazing ability to morph into a slug man cocoon and hide from any and all criminal dangers!
Mine would be the ability to have a million super powers
the ability to have a million super powers but you can't use them :0
does it allow for stacking as well?
If I could thumbs up this comment, I would.
I would want the ability to know who has a foot fetish, in order to avoid them.
Do you have ugly feet?
I question your motives for asking. This is one such time in which that power could have come in handy.
I’ll take that as a yes. I’ll bet that you inherited your feet from a mole cricket. Disgusting!
I’d like the ability to control all hair. I could go around and give criminals bowl cuts, then they would be so embarrassed they would leave.
Well you were mean and disgusting to my Squire so your thoughts on this thread and hereby rendered irrelevant.
Thanks, Sir Corgi.
I almost bought three pairs of steel-toed boots because of him.
the steel is best used on the shin of your foe
Indeed, sir. However, I fear he'd enjoy it.
oh shit he would, run Cricket run! To a bunker of safety and without foot lickers!
I don't even feel safe on the Internet anymore.
I have a friend who said she wants the superpower of telekinetically slapping people without them knowing it was her.
Me, I would love to summon tremendous amounts of alfredo.
An aura of brutal honesty. Check it out in action:
"Honey, don't forget we're having dinner at my mother's tonight."
"Wouldn't miss it for the world, babe."
"I layed out our matching sweaters that mother made us. You know, the ones with the cats sewed on."
ninjapitka walks by
"I want a divorce."
Should have took Library and Information Science in college.
Or maybe people like you aren't ready for the world
That is how i know, you don't have a girlfriend
Dave's mind would be blown
You wouldn't want to know even for a second what being a penis haver is like?