Had potential to be the Euro daughter that Mayana failed to be.
'Tis a sad day for all. F
Man I’m gonna miss those innumerable sessions where we nerded out about random, mostly meaningless topics together. A cool, fun and interesting person to talk to. I just hope she comes back as a zombie soon.
Italians are white until they're in the sun for more than five minutes. RIP Undr.
Her presence will truly be missed.
Rest in paradise, at least until when/if you return.
Late, but I'll be pouring one out for Undr.
Read Chris's post as "I'll be pounding one out for Undr."
Well I'm already gonna do that, just not for Undr.
Tis a sad day for all of CYS.
THE DEAD WALK!
You'll be happy to know that unlike many others that have disappeared, instead of disposing of your body we left your corpse around in the Discord server. Even occasionally decorating it for the Holidays!
Hm, looks like someone thought it fun to meddle with the necromantic power of emails. Now that I've risen from my pasta-lined tomb (which I'll have you know was perfectly al dente, mizal) I guess I have to provide a minimum semblance of life. Even though I'm pretty sure my mouth is presently leaking embalming fluid, I'll try to power on. I just reinstalled discord on my (finally) new phone, and I'm glad to see I've been a functional prop for the server. I'm also sorry for anyone who sent me DMs asking about my actual well-being, I simply haven't used discord at all and I'm one of those rare fucktards that don't realize saying goodbye before turning into a zombie is common courtesy. Well, unreliable characters are more fun to read than considerate ones after all, right?
I could spew some “life got in the way" spiel, which is also true, but the main reason I stopped posting is because I'm very inconsistent with some of my interests and, well, I lost interest in CYOAs. I’ve always lived by the “don't say something unless you actually have something to say" guideline; when I realized I had forgotten to contribute to the site/discord for a while and I probably wouldn't get back into it, I just dropped off without a word like a dumbass. Which is also why I’m really surprised and confusedly touched I’ve been kept in the server as a creepy ornament, but for OCD purposes go ahead and remove me since at the moment I've got nothing to offer.*
I'll drop back in when I have something to contribute again. I’m happy to see new bannable meat has joined the ranks, and since the only thing I was capable of doing was being anal about grammar, I'm sure I've been fully replaced. I've never liked writing but I've always enjoyed reading what you guys came up with (although sometimes not for flattering reasons) and I think you're a good example of a small but well-run community that refuses to rot away and die as many bigger ones do. The cockroaches of writing sites. Or the tardigrades, for the international nerds still out there.
So goodbye for now, and a generic but deeply felt thanks (especially to Mayana for not crossing the border at night to carve my eyes out, and to Killa for taking a nice pic of my former tomb during his trip.)
And no, I didn't meet Romulus in the afterlife. Italians aren't white enough to be allowed into Valhalla.
GLORY TO CYSTIA atque valete.
*besides my corpse, which I donate as recruit to EndMaster's glorious army of the dead.
Glad you're alive!
Considering all the propping of your corpse that has occured....you must really he a heavy sleeper.
Welcome back! I'm just glad you're alright. And don't worry, as Miz said, you're gonna be back soon. Hope to see more amazing reviews.