I would have had a PTSD reaction to the brilliant beetle's metallic green color and stamped on it. Luckily you were there to protect this very non-invasive creature from misaimed wrath.
Everything was wholesome and nice until "They hold still for me when they are dead"
Also here's a cool jumping spider
Tried my best to emulate a Google image searched cricket, think it turned out alright.
Dammit, how'd I miss that?
I thought it was meant to have been chopped off in a sword fight.
All the images are working for me. Like this one better than the bird one.