Who else here is a fan of Eternal by Endmaster?
It’s one of the top story games on this site (according to the ranking).
That's all you can say about it? How can you call this a fanclub when your only response to someone you believe to be living in ignorance is to say that it is high-ranked?
You could have discussed the branches that widely vary while still remaining consistent. You could have discussed the memorable and well-written characters. You could have discussed the beautiful endings that all satisfy--until you remember there are more branches. You could have discussed dark elf MILFs! Eternal is a classic and a better story than earth deserves. Nobody can do it justice, but you could have at least tried.
Ah i see.
NO! IM NOT GOING BACK TO THAT HELLHOLE!
Pls spare me
I literally didn't work for three days in a row when I first discovered it.
I dropped out of college to make sure I read all the branches, noted all the nuance and details of all the characters, as well as drawing detailed maps of the world and general events as well as those specific to the plot.
That’s some hardcore dedication. I devoted weeks of my life to just theorizing about the game with my friends, along with sacrificing necessary study time to make sure I was making the perfect choices to get each and every ending.
I tattooed a portrait of Alison over my heart with the words "Never Forget".
I would very much like to see this (you are the true fan).
I drew a picture of Mistress just so I could burn it
I’m sure that’s *exactly* what you used that picture for (your secret is safe with me)
I only burned a little off the corner, it still counts
You know what you did. Don’t deny it. Denial just makes it worse. It’s time to come clean
I changed my name to Francis.
I drew her like she was on the page Year Sixteen. Read that page
Yes. Every horny little boys dream page
And I changed my name to Shen
Yes. I agree with you completely. I’m just trying to convince our “friend” here to believe the same.
DID YOU JUST ASSUME MISTRESS'S GENDER
Ah yes. The classic full caps retard argument. I’m interested
DID YOU JUST ASSUME MISTRESS IS GOD
I think you guys need to remember who Semra's creator is.
And why would my goddess be a dark elf MILF
The only true god is the death god (the Lich from necromancer)
THIS IS AN ETERNAL FANCLUB, THAT YOU STARTED! START YOUR OWN NECROMANCER FANCLUB
Idiot. The Lich from necromancer is the death god from eternal
That’s true....BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN MISTRESS IS GOD! THERE IS STILL THAT DEATH GOD
SORRY, BUT I AM STUCK ON CAPS LOCK
Mistress isn’t a god. Mistress is a godESS
I AM SORRY
Apologies. I have only done that twice. I am not worthy
I wrote it in permanent marker
I’m getting it carved into my skin with a knife next week
If was thinking about doing that, but instead of a knife, with a halberd
Tattoo it on your own ass
Then talk to me
And then drew hearts around it in red highlighter
That would be very presumptuous and disrespectful to think that anyone here can put EndMaster's name on themselves.
you are correct. It’s not his full name just sort of an “EM”
With hearts around it
That's really gay. What do you mean by doing that?
I want to indirectly express my love for Eternal by expressing my love for Endmaster
Plus he’s actually gay
Who are you calling gay here? I hope you mean the heart guy.
The heart guy is actually gay. It’s not a joke
Love? You should be fearing him before anything else.
Pfft, you guys call yourselves fans? I found out where Endmaster lived, got on the first plane I could and even shoved the bottle of chloroform up my ass for the entire journey... Infact, you guys have me to thank for the entire Struggle branch. Originally, he was just going to stick with Beg or Die, but after I had a little chat with him and broke his ankles, I managed to convince him that giving the players the opportunity to boink Semra was absoutely essential to the story and I feel the game was greatly improved due to my contribution... I just called down to End in the basement, and he agrees. ^_^
So, is this your way of admitting that Semra is a hotter waifu than Rhode?
What is everybody’s favorite paths? I personally really enjoy the shadow path
I love the struggle path
Yeah. You really love that year 16 page with mistress
And also maybe that
Because I became a death god and became immortal
I LIKE TO KILL PEOPLE IN THE STRUGGLE PATH
Unfortunately he is using an iPad. But you are right, he should stop with the caps lock
He’s not stuck in caps lock. He is just really stupid
Then why am I not stuck in caps lock? Theory disproved
In the shadow path when you become a religious leader (not the assassin), you become kinder to others (I think)
Yey! Eternal Bane was my favourite path too ^_^
The struggle path has a lot of really cool battle moments.
AND YOU GET TO KILL MANY PEOPLES
I liked all of them, but the Beg path was probably my favorite. Sure, Stuggle was definitely the most EPIC, but there were a lot of good moments in Beg that made it especially nice, as I read it last.
You’re not a true fan unless you write EndMaster’s name in sharpie on your stomach and send a photo.
I thought we already established that was too gay
You got a problem with that?
Nope. I got a problem with you
A truer fact has never been spoken
Sigh...guess you’re not a true fan.
KhunAgeuroAgnes just got all of his points docked for “summoning he doesn’t understand”
I read Necromancer how could I not understand
I am sad because admin took all my points away
I think it may be best to end his suffering.
No please don’t
I’m not suffering
He doesn't even realize it, poor thing.
That’s cuz I’m dead
Don’t listen to him. He is suffering deeply
Villains are better than heroes: change my mind
There is hope for you after all
Can we just stop beating around the bush and take down this eyesore of a thread?
Be my guest
This thread makes our site look less dead.
I don’t know. I feel like it makes it look more dead (exemplified by the stupidity of children)
Hmm. How old are you two?
I think this would fit better in the Lounge considering how downhill this is going, and we all know the Lounge is where all stupid threads should go.
Well as far as I know I can’t switch the forum this thread is in
Hush, confused noob...you’re not a moderator.
Well then if a mod switches the forum I won’t complain
Why when there is a wholesome stabbing to be had?
You are correct. It’s still funny though
oh yeah, I think thats the sites official discord
So far the only worthwhile thing in this thread is Briar saying that she shoved a bottle of chloroform up her ass.
Interestingly she didn’t even say she used it on me, just that she shoved it up her ass.
Going to just go with the idea that she kidnapped and broke my ankles Misery style all the while having a bottle of chloroform shoved up her ass.
Truly a dedicated fan.