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Eternal Fan Club

4 days ago

Who else here is a fan of Eternal by Endmaster?

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4 days ago
Never heard of it.

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4 days ago

It’s one of the top story games on this site (according to the ranking).

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4 days ago
Jesus fuck Max, it’s called sarcasm, a new concept for you I’m sure and it’s called an admin, someone who knows this site better than you know the back of your own hand.

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4 days ago
Oh it's that Endmaster guy. Seems vaguely familiar... he wrote a story about an orc or something, right? Or am I thinking about someone else?

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4 days ago

That's all you can say about it?  How can you call this a fanclub when your only response to someone you believe to be living in ignorance is to say that it is high-ranked?  

You could have discussed the branches that widely vary while still remaining consistent.  You could have discussed the memorable and well-written characters.  You could have discussed the beautiful endings that all satisfy--until you remember there are more branches.  You could have discussed dark elf MILFs!  Eternal is a classic and a better story than earth deserves.  Nobody can do it justice, but you could have at least tried.  

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4 days ago

Ah i see. 

 

But spoilers....

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4 days ago
I apologize for my friends actions *quickly escorts him back to preschool*

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4 days ago

NO! IM NOT GOING BACK TO THAT HELLHOLE!

Pls spare me

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4 days ago
Judging by the ratings and comments, a fuckload of people. Including me, of course. People who don't like it have no business being on CYS, or even being alive. EndMaster is the best and we should all praise him ... else he'll ban us. :)

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4 days ago

I literally didn't work for three days in a row when I first discovered it.

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4 days ago

I dropped out of college to make sure I read all the branches, noted all the nuance and details of all the characters, as well as drawing detailed maps of the world and general events as well as those specific to the plot.

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4 days ago

That’s some hardcore dedication. I devoted weeks of my life to just theorizing about the game with my friends, along with sacrificing necessary study time to make sure I was making the perfect choices to get each and every ending.

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4 days ago

I tattooed a portrait of Alison over my heart with the words "Never Forget".

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4 days ago

I would very much like to see this (you are the true fan).

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4 days ago

I drew a picture of Mistress just so I could burn it

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4 days ago

I’m sure that’s *exactly* what you used that picture for (your secret is safe with me)

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4 days ago

I only burned a little off the corner, it still counts

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4 days ago

You know what you did. Don’t deny it. Denial just makes it worse. It’s time to come clean

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4 days ago

I changed my name to Francis.

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4 days ago

I drew her like she was on the page Year Sixteen. Read that page

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4 days ago

Yes. Every horny little boys dream page

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4 days ago

And I changed my name to Shen

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4 days ago
Fuck you, Misstress is goddess.

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4 days ago

Yes. I agree with you completely. I’m just trying to convince our “friend” here to believe the same.

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4 days ago

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MISTRESS'S GENDER

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4 days ago

Yes

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4 days ago
DID YOU JUST ASSUME THAT MISTRESS IS BOUND BY RULES OF GENDER!

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4 days ago

Ah yes. The classic full caps retard argument. I’m interested

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4 days ago

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MISTRESS IS GOD

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4 days ago
DID YOU JUST ASSUME THAT MISTRESS ISNT GOD

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4 days ago

I think you guys need to remember who Semra's creator is.  

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4 days ago

And why would my goddess be a dark elf MILF

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4 days ago
Because Dendrin isn’t a proper god, you dirty pagan.

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4 days ago

The only true god is the death god (the Lich from necromancer)

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4 days ago

THIS IS AN ETERNAL FANCLUB, THAT YOU STARTED! START YOUR OWN NECROMANCER FANCLUB

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4 days ago

Idiot. The Lich from necromancer is the death god from eternal

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4 days ago

That’s true....BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN MISTRESS IS GOD! THERE IS STILL THAT DEATH GOD 

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4 days ago

SORRY, BUT I AM STUCK ON CAPS LOCK

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4 days ago

 Mistress isn’t a god. Mistress is a godESS

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4 days ago

I AM SORRY

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4 days ago

FORGIVE ME 

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4 days ago
How many of you have written Endmaster's name on your naval
in magic marker next to a drawing of a heart with 'Eternal' inside of it? That's the true test.

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4 days ago

Apologies. I have only done that twice. I am not worthy

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4 days ago

I wrote it in permanent marker

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4 days ago

I’m getting it carved into my skin with a knife next week

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4 days ago

If was thinking about doing that, but instead of a knife, with a halberd

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4 days ago
I tattooed it on my dog’s ass, fight me(or don’t I’ll probably die)

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4 days ago

Tattoo it on your own ass

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4 days ago

Then talk to me

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4 days ago

And then drew hearts around it in red highlighter 

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4 days ago
On second thought, this style of worship night be getting a little too gay for End's approval...

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4 days ago

That would be very presumptuous and disrespectful to think that anyone here can put EndMaster's name on themselves.  

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4 days ago

you are correct. It’s not his full name just sort of an “EM”

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4 days ago

With hearts around it

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4 days ago

That's really gay.  What do you mean by doing that?

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4 days ago

I want to indirectly express my love for Eternal by expressing my love for Endmaster

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4 days ago

Plus he’s actually gay

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4 days ago

(^-^)

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4 days ago

Who are you calling gay here?  I hope you mean the heart guy.  

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4 days ago

The heart guy is actually gay. It’s not a joke

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4 days ago
That’s excactly what he means.

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4 days ago

Love?  You should be fearing him before anything else.  

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12 hours ago

Pfft, you guys call yourselves fans? I found out where Endmaster lived, got on the first plane I could and even shoved the bottle of chloroform up my ass for the entire journey... Infact, you guys have me to thank for the entire Struggle branch. Originally, he was just going to stick with Beg or Die, but after I had a little chat with him and broke his ankles, I managed to convince him that giving the players the opportunity to boink Semra was absoutely essential to the story and I feel the game was greatly improved due to my contribution... I just called down to End in the basement, and he agrees. ^_^

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9 hours ago

So, is this your way of admitting that Semra is a hotter waifu than Rhode?  

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4 days ago

What is everybody’s favorite paths? I personally really enjoy the shadow path

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4 days ago

I love the struggle path

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4 days ago
Same

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4 days ago

Yeah. You really love that year 16 page with mistress

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4 days ago

And also maybe that

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4 days ago

Because I became a death god and became immortal

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4 days ago
Mine would probably be Beg, especially the path in it where the protagonist becomes a mercenary and trains a young dark elf. He's about as nice as he can get in that one.

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4 days ago

I LIKE TO KILL PEOPLE IN THE STRUGGLE PATH

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4 days ago
Please stop typing in all caps. It makes you seem like a retard. Not that you aren't one to begin with, but still. If your caps lock key is broken somehow, just restart the computer, that'll turn it off.
Then just use the shift key, no intelligent person ever uses caps lock. I remapped it to be something else a while ago, that's how useless it is.

Eternal Fan Club

4 days ago

Unfortunately he is using an iPad. But you are right, he should stop with the caps lock

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4 days ago
Then I really don't see what's the problem, just turn the damn caps lock off. It shouldn't be stuck. Or I guess restarting would help with that device, too. More proof that Apple's products suck and Android is clearly better.

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4 days ago

He’s not stuck in caps lock. He is just really stupid

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4 days ago
He’s stuck in his caps lock bc we have school iPads that run like trying play World of Warcraft on a Leapfrog tablet

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4 days ago

Then why am I not stuck in caps lock? Theory disproved

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4 days ago

In the shadow path when you become a religious leader (not the assassin), you become kinder to others (I think)

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12 hours ago

Yey! Eternal Bane was my favourite path too ^_^

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4 days ago
I like the one where you basically becomes an obergruppenfuhrer and lead gnomes into concentration camps, and in the end you go to cryosleep, make the new reich *coughs* new empire, a long time after the "main story" ends.

Not that I'm an asshole, really, but mainly because that's the path where you see most of the geopolitical events unfold and meet the most characters.

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4 days ago

The struggle path has a lot of really cool battle moments.

 

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4 days ago

AND YOU GET TO KILL MANY PEOPLES

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4 days ago

I liked all of them, but the Beg path was probably my favorite.  Sure, Stuggle was definitely the most EPIC, but there were a lot of good moments in Beg that made it especially nice, as I read it last.  

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4 days ago

You’re not a true fan unless you write EndMaster’s name in sharpie on your stomach and send a photo. 

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4 days ago

I thought we already established that was too gay

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4 days ago

You got a problem with that?

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4 days ago

Nope. I got a problem with you

 

 

jk

 

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4 days ago

Oh

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4 days ago
If you truly loved Endmaster you would stop being gay and learn to appreciate dark elf tiddy.

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4 days ago

A truer fact has never been spoken

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4 days ago
My point exactly

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4 days ago

Sigh...guess you’re not a true fan. 

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4 days ago
Endmaster please be merciful to the idiot noobs, their only crime was in being too enthusiastic in their worship and in being deliberately deceived by the jealous princess and the Eyeless One.

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4 days ago

KhunAgeuroAgnes just got all of his points docked for “summoning he doesn’t understand”

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4 days ago

I read Necromancer how could I not understand

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4 days ago
Yes that was me. If he keeps it up he'll be banned when He Who Must Not Be Tagged arrives. Or maybe it's already too late for him, but hey that's what happens when you worship dark gods. Check any Lovecraft story if you don't believe me.

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4 days ago

I am sad because admin took all my points away

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4 days ago

I think it may be best to end his suffering.  

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4 days ago

No please don’t 

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4 days ago

I’m not suffering

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4 days ago

He doesn't even realize it, poor thing. 

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4 days ago

That’s cuz I’m dead

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4 days ago

Don’t listen to him. He is suffering deeply

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4 days ago
Be strong, little one. Take solace in the fact that most people who summon EndMaster get banned. You were quite lucky!
Of course, you'd be even better off if I didn't tell you to summon him. But I'm a villain, that's just what I do. You could've just not done it. :)

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4 days ago

Villains are better than heroes: change my mind

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4 days ago

There is hope for you after all

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4 days ago

Can we just stop beating around the bush and take down this eyesore of a thread?

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4 days ago

Be my guest

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4 days ago

This thread makes our site look less dead.

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4 days ago
It's better to be dead than retarded.

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4 days ago

I don’t know. I feel like it makes it look more dead (exemplified by the stupidity of children)

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4 days ago

Hmm. How old are you two?

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4 days ago
Guess

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4 days ago

12?

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4 days ago

No

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4 days ago
Warm tho

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4 days ago
It appears you will be born on April 14th of this year. Congrats (condolences?) to your mom.

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4 days ago

lol

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4 days ago
Let’s just say I’m old enough to be getting taller and having a deeper voice and pretending like I’m tough, but really I’m that same squeaky kid in the Call of Duty lobby screaming about 360 no scopes and shit.

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4 days ago

Lol

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4 days ago
There is nothing wrong with this thread. Endmaster accepts worship from all, even the criminally retarded.

Or do you mean you think it's too much of a distraction from all the other Parlor Room activity?

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4 days ago

I think this would fit better in the Lounge considering how downhill this is going, and we all know the Lounge is where all stupid threads should go. 

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4 days ago

Well as far as I know I can’t switch the forum this thread is in

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4 days ago

Hush, confused noob...you’re not a moderator. 

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4 days ago

Well then if a mod switches the forum I won’t complain

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4 days ago

Why when there is a wholesome stabbing to be had?

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4 days ago
FYI, I don't think the proper way to thank End Master for his storygames is to be super gay.

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4 days ago

You are correct. It’s still funny though

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4 days ago
Hey Llewxam and friends, here's a discord server that I keep thinking would be a great, almost perfect place for kids like you. https://discord.gg/Rq3yC2f

Don't mind the autists, they're all safely leashed. And remember to bring your own robe. The traditonal greeting goes something like '"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Endmaster R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" iirc.

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4 days ago

oh yeah, I think thats the sites official discord

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3 days ago
Lol thx

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3 days ago
R'lyeh is getting overcrowded these days. It's like a dormitory town for the forces of evil or something?

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yesterday
@GarforjTheBastard maybe don't bring any more of your friends to the site. They can only put you at risk of being taken down with them. The damn furry dating sim thread should've been a wake up call to the fact all your friends are idiots.

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19 hours ago
Ok thanks for the advice, also which guy started the furry dating sim thread?

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19 hours ago
MinecraftSteve. I see you do call him a weirdo but maybe your should go a step further and disown him completely.

Wash your hands real good afterwards, you don't know where he's been.

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9 hours ago

So far the only worthwhile thing in this thread is Briar saying that she shoved a bottle of chloroform up her ass. 

Interestingly she didn’t even say she used it on me, just that she shoved it up her ass.

Going to just go with the idea that she kidnapped and broke my ankles Misery style all the while having a bottle of chloroform shoved up her ass.

Truly a dedicated fan.