I'm just testing the mechanics of the game and plots. This won't be published.

Maybe just a red [BANNED] under their name on previous forum posts or PMs, and have it be under their username in the profile.

The banned avatar might be a bad idea, as anyone that isn't banned could set their avatar to that.

Must mean that the cake is a lie.

Isn't goats milk supposed to help you live longer?

I think it tastes nice, other than that tiny doubt in the back of my head that tells me I've been brainwashed.

Here's one: It's about someone who was a businessman with high pay, a happy family and an actual life.

He laughs in the face of the internet.

Any electronic or anime music will do. 

Preferably anime, though.

I like the sound of hot Japanese girls screaming something in another language while fighting evil witches.