Mizal, The Grandmaster Procrastinator

Member Since

5/5/2011

Last Activity

12/5/2025 6:53 AM

EXP Points

6,342

Post Count

24694

Storygame Count

11

Duel Stats

3 wins / 13 losses

Order

Lauded Sage Exemplar

Commendations

1,063
Behold my profile.
There's, uh, nothing here right now. Someday I should probably find a balance between the old text wall, and...this. (she drew my avatar you know!)

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Earning 2,000 Points Earning 5,000 Points Thorough and consistent writing workshop contributions / excellent commenting. Having 1 Storygame(s) Featured Posting 24691 Forum Posts Given by BerkaZerka on 11/10/2017 - Forum and Site Contributions Not Unnoticed Given by EndMaster on 11/30/2017 - It's everything you've always wanted! Given by Gower on 03/24/2021 - "I never want to see anyone, and I never want to go anywhere or do anything.  I just want to write." - P.G. Wodehouse Given by JJJ-thebanisher on 08/14/2019 - For excellent writing, keeping the site together and generally being an excellent presence Given by Killa_Robot on 08/15/2019 - For being a net positive to the site, even while helping idiots Given by madglee on 02/16/2022 - For all your contributions to CYS Given by MadHattersDaughter on 03/11/2021 - To my BFF and our hardest working admin. Sorry about, well, you know. . . Given by mizal on 08/15/2019 - MUHAHAHAHAHA! *strokes fluffy white cat* I always knew this day would come. Given by ninjapitka on 10/22/2022 - Truly a dead site without you Given by Will11 on 01/14/2018 - For Inseperable and your other great stories

Storygames

>DEVOTION
You harvest in the Arena. Every machine needs a function, and that is yours. Written for the Tiny 'Topia challenge.

A Stack of Cats
You are a man on a mission. The cats, they must be stacked.

A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.

Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.

Agent of Order
Orbiting a barren planetoid in a system full of nothing just past the edge of the frontier, The Last Outpost is just another refueling station. Strategically important, true, but on a routine stop you never expected to spend longer than a couple hours there, let alone a couple of days fighting for your life...

There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)

Facts About the Planet and the Solar System
A compilation of some little known facts about the solar system, as well as the debunking of a few myths.

In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.

Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)

(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)

Featured Story Inseparable
It doesn't matter what they say...

Jack the Bean Counter
The bean, it must be found. For MHD's Fairytales contest.

KOBOLD KEBABS

For Endmaster's 4th Prompt Contest. The story must involve a cooking competition.


Love is for the Birds
...and the squirrels. Sort of.



Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.

Now You Gotta Deal With This S***

A tale told in verse. A text from your sister requesting a pick up from a party leads to a night of strangeness.

Inspired by Bucky's ballad contest. Though...I wouldn't call this a ballad. I'm not sure what I'd call it, actually, other than exceedingly stupid, and fun to write.

(Don't pay any attention to the scores, they're just for me to track which endings reviewers get.)


Read My Stories or Die!

HATE.

THE PURITY AND INTENSITY OF MY HATE IS LIKE A THOUSAND MERCILESS, UNQUENCHABLE SUNS.

AND YET, I ONLY NEED ONE...


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Silver Horn, Silver Hooves
When the weather is fine, you've been coming to this grove to drink from the pool for centuries now. Today, you meet a stranger and hear a story that changes all that...



A fairy tale adventure.



Another Damn Wolf Story
unpublished
I have no idea why I wrote this. All I can say in my defense is that it seemed like a good idea at the ti--wait no that's a lie, I said, repeatedly that this was stupid and shameful every time I mentioned working on it.

The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.

Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.

Character Creator
unpublished

If you don't know what this is for, then it isn't for you.


Articles Written

A List of Storygames for People Who Like to Read
A list of storygames with substantial effort put in, all written in the last couple of years and sorely in need of ratings and reviews.

CYS Forum Advice and Etiquette
A modernized guide to the forums. The path to internet popularity and happiness, and a few CYS specific do's and don'ts.

Recent Posts

Edutainment Contest Results on 12/5/2025 6:33:34 AM
I mean you gave Orange's game a 1/8 so it seemed like you felt it was the worst of the lot by a large amount.

Edutainment Contest Results on 12/5/2025 5:45:46 AM
Congrats on pulling ahead of me on commendations there too Mystic, however know that I fully intend to surpass you again in 2026. (Mostly by cheesing the system.) The game really is fantastic though, I haven't finished it yet but so far it's my favorite of all of yours.

Edutainment Contest Results on 12/5/2025 5:34:51 AM
Whoa, I can't believe Mystic won another contest, how unexpected!

Congrats to Will too, TotS is a great addition to what used to be his personal genre section, and even if this was one of our smaller contests almost everyone else did really well too in filling out one of the more neglected areas on the site. (Those of you who managed to turn something in anyway.)

Big thanks to the judges too, although funnily the way these shooj out the placements were so obvious grim day one we barely needed judges. The only ones I wasn't sure about were Orange vs Cat, and yep, that was very nearly a tie

@Wildblue
Educational fact: Tying a dead chicken around a dog's neck is supposed to prevent them from future bad behavior, so while you did escape SHAME, you can't unpublish that for at least a week. And I think I'm going to enforce that for all similar half assed memey last minute games in the future. (Now that I no longer do such things myself.)

I really hope to see the games Petros and RK were working on soon as well, since they were both really close to being done and I was pretty interested in what I knew of both of their WIPs

Defend your taste in music on 12/4/2025 10:19:09 PM
I've seen a lot of discussion on the music ages, seems like it goes quite a bit over the age that everyone actually is. I think they miscalculated thinking people mainly developed their musical tastes based on what was popular when they were teenagers though, and it's actually what the parents listened to that's the most influential.

Hiiii!!! on 12/4/2025 10:14:59 PM
I see. Is there any book you can recall reading ever? ...do you know your left from your right?

Hello! on 12/4/2025 9:17:40 PM
Oh and of course, as far as horror on this site goes, Secret of Daphne is a classic.

Hello! on 12/4/2025 8:45:36 PM
Is it wrong that the first thing I started wondering was how the opposing racial stereotypes were going to play out? But I see you said you were a slow writer, so we don't yet have the hero we need to crank out 100,000 words a month and stop fucking Mystic from overachieving her way into every contest win. :(

Anyway, if you like horror IF and don't mind a bit of a learning curve, you should look up Anchorhead on Steam. It's like a remastered version of a classic indie Lovecraftian parser IF from 1999. (the fully text kind where you move around the maps with compass directions and type commands and solve puzzles, like Zork)

The original is still floating around somewhere for free, but the puzzles there are brutally, sometimes unfairly hard (as was the fashion at the time) and the new version smoothed those out and added some extra writing and art.

Hiiii!!! on 12/4/2025 6:26:38 PM
If she had read Necromancer like Flux kept suggesting, she might have noticed it was published in 2007.

Hiiii!!! on 12/4/2025 6:18:59 PM
You're too white to be Wong.

Hi! I’m new to the site on 12/4/2025 6:06:59 PM
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