Mizal, The Grandmaster Procrastinator
Member Since
5/5/2011
Last Activity
9/13/2025 8:13 PM
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23873
Storygame Count
11
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3
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Lauded Sage Exemplar of Avon
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Behold my profile.
There's, uh, nothing here right now. Someday I should probably find a balance between the old text wall, and...this.
(she drew my avatar you know!)
There's, uh, nothing here right now. Someday I should probably find a balance between the old text wall, and...this.
(she drew my avatar you know!)
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Storygames
You harvest in the Arena.
Every machine needs a function, and that is yours.
Written for the Tiny 'Topia challenge.
You are a man on a mission. The cats, they must be stacked.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
Orbiting a barren planetoid in a system full of nothing just past the edge of the frontier, The Last Outpost is just another refueling station. Strategically important, true, but on a routine stop you never expected to spend longer than a couple hours there, let alone a couple of days fighting for your life...
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
A compilation of some little known facts about the solar system, as well as the debunking of a few myths.
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
It doesn't matter what they say...
The bean, it must be found.
For MHD's Fairytales contest.
For Endmaster's 4th Prompt Contest. The story must involve a cooking competition.
...and the squirrels. Sort of.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
A tale told in verse. A text from your sister requesting a pick up from a party leads to a night of strangeness.
Inspired by Bucky's ballad contest. Though...I wouldn't call this a ballad. I'm not sure what I'd call it, actually, other than exceedingly stupid, and fun to write.
(Don't pay any attention to the scores, they're just for me to track which endings reviewers get.)
HATE.
THE PURITY AND INTENSITY OF MY HATE IS LIKE A THOUSAND MERCILESS, UNQUENCHABLE SUNS.
AND YET, I ONLY NEED ONE...
When the weather is fine, you've been coming to this grove to drink from the pool for centuries now. Today, you meet a stranger and hear a story that changes all that...
A fairy tale adventure.
A fairy tale adventure.
Another Damn Wolf Story
unpublished
I have no idea why I wrote this. All I can say in my defense is that it seemed like a good idea at the ti--wait no that's a lie, I said, repeatedly that this was stupid and shameful every time I mentioned working on it.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
Character Creator
unpublished
If you don't know what this is for, then it isn't for you.
Articles Written
A List of Storygames for People Who Like to ReadA list of storygames with substantial effort put in, all written in the last couple of years and sorely in need of ratings and reviews.
CYS Forum Advice and Etiquette
A modernized guide to the forums. The path to internet popularity and happiness, and a few CYS specific do's and don'ts.
Recent Posts
plz I need help. on 9/13/2025 6:42:21 PMSounds like the witch used a spell from imgur, and you have it blocked. :(
Salutations on 9/13/2025 6:40:43 PM
1) It depends way too much on what you like. Just go to the main storygame page and pick something that's rated highly from a category you like.
2) Ogre's Boobs!!
3) I enjoy choices that feel meaningful and lead to very different experiences, while still making sense for the character to try in the situation.
2) Ogre's Boobs!!
3) I enjoy choices that feel meaningful and lead to very different experiences, while still making sense for the character to try in the situation.
I Would Like Some Would You Rather Suggestions on 9/13/2025 5:25:19 PM
Never thought of Would You Rather as a litmus test for autism, but boy howdy is it ever.
Anyway, here's a few wholesome ones, for the children:
1) Would you rather live in a world where elves are real or a world where dragons are real?
2) Would you rather have a genie that can grant three small wishes every day (like finding your hairbrush or bringing you a slice of pizza) or a genie that grants only one big wish you have to save for an emergency? (Curing you of cancer, etc.)
3) Would you rather set out to travel the world with a magic backpack that refills every day with a freshly packed lunch and a clean change of clothes, or a faithful pet that never gets hurt or sick or old?
4) Right now: would you rather have the best sushi of your life or the best burger of your life? (Sorry, I'm hungry.)
5) Would you rather end all poverty or end all wars?
Anyway, here's a few wholesome ones, for the children:
1) Would you rather live in a world where elves are real or a world where dragons are real?
2) Would you rather have a genie that can grant three small wishes every day (like finding your hairbrush or bringing you a slice of pizza) or a genie that grants only one big wish you have to save for an emergency? (Curing you of cancer, etc.)
3) Would you rather set out to travel the world with a magic backpack that refills every day with a freshly packed lunch and a clean change of clothes, or a faithful pet that never gets hurt or sick or old?
4) Right now: would you rather have the best sushi of your life or the best burger of your life? (Sorry, I'm hungry.)
5) Would you rather end all poverty or end all wars?
I Would Like Some Would You Rather Suggestions on 9/13/2025 4:20:09 PM
I'm not sure you understand how these are supposed to work.
Harper’s Big Gay Thread on 9/13/2025 3:58:28 PM
This OP is the gayest thing I've read in awhile, and I play D&D with Canary every weekend.
Harper’s Big Gay Thread on 9/13/2025 3:50:37 PM
Such a little liar, I'm starting to suspect you're not even really a femboy either. You've done nothing but send spam around and waste my time when I was trying to work with you.
Don't pretend you didn't message an author of gay erotica begging her to write stories for you too though.
You have a right to be a brainfried gay little shitposting furry, but we don't want you hanging around here and that's our right too. We already saw on the news how that ends up.
Harper’s Big Gay Thread on 9/13/2025 3:43:13 PM
Lol
I've been the only one trying to work out solutions to let you keep an account but okay.
What are you even doing here? You don't even need an account to read, and you are far far away from being mature enough to use the forum like a human.
plz I need help. on 9/13/2025 3:35:22 PM
Might be easier for you to just upload it somewhere like postinages.org and then give us the link. Since it may be too big for the forum and I'm not sure you know how to resize it.
plz I need help. on 9/13/2025 3:26:02 PM
It's a typing game on a website, it's linked in the thread about it in the Lounge.
plz I need help. on 9/13/2025 3:09:17 PM
I'm not tech sabvy at all, but really do feel like I exist in some kind of sweet spot for basic computer proficiency being from an era where you casually used conputers for irrelevant shit but where you also were expected to install patches for your own games.
In August I had to drive to my aunt's house to personally do a number of very complicated but important things (like copy and paste text, find a pdf she downloaded and open it) There was a point I came to the realization she didn't know what an image file was.
But I've also had very long online discussions trying to coach people in their early 20s on the difference between a link that points to an image versus the page the image is on, or how to unzip a file, or my favorite, spending a long time with somebody wanting to open an .exe who didn't tell me they were on a Mac.
