Mizal, The Grandmaster Procrastinator
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You harvest in the Arena.
Every machine needs a function, and that is yours.
Written for the Tiny 'Topia challenge.
You are a man on a mission. The cats, they must be stacked.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
Orbiting a barren planetoid in a system full of nothing just past the edge of the frontier, The Last Outpost is just another refueling station. Strategically important, true, but on a routine stop you never expected to spend longer than a couple hours there, let alone a couple of days fighting for your life...
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
A compilation of some little known facts about the solar system, as well as the debunking of a few myths.
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
It doesn't matter what they say...
The bean, it must be found.
For MHD's Fairytales contest.
For Endmaster's 4th Prompt Contest. The story must involve a cooking competition.
...and the squirrels. Sort of.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
A tale told in verse. A text from your sister requesting a pick up from a party leads to a night of strangeness.
Inspired by Bucky's ballad contest. Though...I wouldn't call this a ballad. I'm not sure what I'd call it, actually, other than exceedingly stupid, and fun to write.
(Don't pay any attention to the scores, they're just for me to track which endings reviewers get.)
HATE.
THE PURITY AND INTENSITY OF MY HATE IS LIKE A THOUSAND MERCILESS, UNQUENCHABLE SUNS.
AND YET, I ONLY NEED ONE...
When the weather is fine, you've been coming to this grove to drink from the pool for centuries now. Today, you meet a stranger and hear a story that changes all that...
A fairy tale adventure.
A fairy tale adventure.
Another Damn Wolf Story
unpublished
I have no idea why I wrote this. All I can say in my defense is that it seemed like a good idea at the ti--wait no that's a lie, I said, repeatedly that this was stupid and shameful every time I mentioned working on it.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
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Prompt Contest 5 Progress discussion on 1/11/2026 9:30:45 AMWhat you're probably looking for is the $DEST system variable. Set a variable for each person that can die, and then later if you want that choice to split the story off on a different path just put in the link script something like:
IF %FRIEND1 = 1
$DEST := @P67
Assuming a 1/0 toggle on whether that character is alive or dead, the game checks for that and overrides the link destination for a specific page number if it's true.
And look into how on page scripting works if you want to just change a line or two of dialogue in places without actually needing a whole separate page.
Prompt Contest 5 Progress discussion on 1/10/2026 9:15:31 PM
Luckily we've had so many middle schoolers around, I no longer get too offended by typos. Some of these were funny and did make you look a little drunk though.
Secret Santa 2025 on 1/10/2026 7:30:34 PM
>flaking on a single contest
Oh you sweet child, have you seen the SHAME pit?
Oh you sweet child, have you seen the SHAME pit?
Prompt Contest 5 Progress discussion on 1/10/2026 6:15:19 PM
Just locking this post to be an asshole so you can't fix any of the typos basically.
I probably should learn more about Islam but I have been very specifically trying to avoid multitab Wikipedia rabbitholes for awhile now.
Prompt Contest 5 Progress discussion on 1/10/2026 6:08:44 PM
We aren't arguing anymore, we're exchanging autism. UD is irrelevant.
Prompt Contest 5 Progress discussion on 1/10/2026 5:48:00 PM
The Olympian religion was never especially organized, Rome becoming the dominant power and then their emperor converting and enforcing Christianity as the state religion was basically what did it in. (Constantine the Great arguably was not that great a Christian and imperialism is not a great fit for Christianity, but can't say the combo wasn't effective.)
Prompt Contest 5 Progress discussion on 1/10/2026 5:21:06 PM
So would you say that Sikhism's gonna be sick, bro?
Prompt Contest 5 Progress discussion on 1/10/2026 5:01:32 PM
Glad somebody finally figured out the science behind that to bring an end to the Greek religion.
Prompt Contest 5 Progress discussion on 1/10/2026 5:00:37 PM
Islam comes from the same source as Christianity and Judaism, yeah, so afaik they've got the Old Testament stories that are almost identical, and they even believe in Jesus's performance of miracles and raising of the dead and being raised. The contentious point on Jesus is of course whether he was created or eternally existed as part of the Trinity, but there have been sects of Christians who believed differing things on that too (and tbf it's not necessarily the clearest thing in the text too when you have Jesus actually praying to God as though to a separate being). That was a large part of why the Nicene Creed came about to officially define the faith on those points anyway.
Whateve the differences I always do feel like it's pretty significant that half the planet recognizes the same God and has been for a very long time...if you happen to believe in an actual evil force out there trying to sow strife and deceive people, then it seems like they've done a pretty good job creating this level of hate and infighting among people who have the same core beliefs.
It's been interesting discussing Hinduism with RK a bit too, because even they have sort of a notion of a trinity with their major gods containing a Creator, a sustainer and nurturer of life, and then a destroyer, all representing different facets of the universal god that's in everything.
Hinduism since it doesn't have a unifying scripture or organization and has evolved organically without any top down pressure for so long is probably the closest significan still practiced thing to ancient paganism (disclaimer: I know fuck all about Hinduism and obviously other people could go way more into this). A pretty notable thing there though is how different the details can be by culture or region or even just family to family even with it all being under the same pretty recognizeable umbrella...but then of course you saw the same thing with Biblical Hebrews too, and they HAD unifying laws spelled out for them that they spent thousands of years of their recorded history not really doing at all in specifically that way. (Lots of examples of cultural variance across the years in Judges, a lot of details in Samson's story come to mind.)
Anyway, I don't have any cohesive conclusion to all of this, I'm just rambling to avoid my storygame.
Prompt Contest 5 Progress discussion on 1/10/2026 4:27:33 PM
Forgot you were blessed enough to miss the Fluttershy saga. Basically around this time last year a very prolific author of mediocre fanfic known for (as you might guess from the name) being a shameless brony went full schizoid on us and received many grand and elaborate relevations about the dangers of "acoustic" versus written communication and the Greek gods being demons.
This was all explained via a 30k word storygame he wrote in a week which he presented as being the most significant thing ever written to upend all previous ideas of science, religion, and philosophy...basically a linear text dump about being whisked away by Merlin to be given all his conclusions in dense bullet point lists, with the grand conclusion that "the last stand of Christianity" was My Little Pony, Star Wars (the prequels and originals only), the Lord of the Rings movies. Not the books of course, the fucking movies.
But anyway then a little later he deleted it along with half a million words of unrelated fanfic to protect it from being read by Satan, aka Malk.

