mizal, The Grandmaster Procrastinator

Member Since

5/5/2011

Last Activity

11/30/2023 12:26 PM

EXP Points

7,428

Post Count

20674

Storygame Count

10

Duel Stats

3 wins / 13 losses

Order

Lauded Sage Exemplar

Commendations

850
Behold my profile.
There's, uh, nothing here right now. Someday I should probably find a balance between the old text wall, and...this. (she drew my avatar you know!)

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Earning 2,000 Points Earning 5,000 Points Thorough and consistent writing workshop contributions / excellent commenting. Having 1 Storygame(s) Featured Posting 20674 Forum Posts Given by BerkaZerka on 11/10/2017 - Forum and Site Contributions Not Unnoticed Given by EndMaster on 11/30/2017 - It's everything you've always wanted! Given by Gower on 03/24/2021 - "I never want to see anyone, and I never want to go anywhere or do anything.  I just want to write." - P.G. Wodehouse Given by JJJ-thebanisher on 08/14/2019 - For excellent writing, keeping the site together and generally being an excellent presence Given by Killa_Robot on 08/15/2019 - For being a net positive to the site, even while helping idiots Given by madglee on 02/16/2022 - For all your contributions to CYS Given by MadHattersDaughter on 03/11/2021 - To my BFF and our hardest working admin. Sorry about, well, you know. . . Given by mizal on 08/15/2019 - MUHAHAHAHAHA! *strokes fluffy white cat* I always knew this day would come. Given by ninjapitka on 10/22/2022 - Truly a dead site without you Given by Will11 on 01/14/2018 - For Inseperable and your other great stories

Storygames

>DEVOTION
You harvest in the Arena. Every machine needs a function, and that is yours. Written for the Tiny 'Topia challenge.

A Stack of Cats
You are a man on a mission. The cats, they must be stacked.

A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.

Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.

Agent of Order
Orbiting a barren planetoid in a system full of nothing just past the edge of the frontier, The Last Outpost is just another refueling station. Strategically important, true, but on a routine stop you never expected to spend longer than a couple hours there, let alone a couple of days fighting for your life...

There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)

Facts About the Planet and the Solar System
A compilation of some little known facts about the solar system, as well as the debunking of a few myths.

In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.

Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)

(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)

Featured Story Inseparable
It doesn't matter what they say...

Jack the Bean Counter
The bean, it must be found. For MHD's Fairytales contest.

Love is for the Birds
...and the squirrels. Sort of.



Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.

Now You Gotta Deal With This S***

A tale told in verse. A text from your sister requesting a pick up from a party leads to a night of strangeness.

Inspired by Bucky's ballad contest. Though...I wouldn't call this a ballad. I'm not sure what I'd call it, actually, other than exceedingly stupid, and fun to write.

(Don't pay any attention to the scores, they're just for me to track which endings reviewers get.)


Read My Stories or Die!

HATE.

THE PURITY AND INTENSITY OF MY HATE IS LIKE A THOUSAND MERCILESS, UNQUENCHABLE SUNS.

AND YET, I ONLY NEED ONE...


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Silver Horn, Silver Hooves
When the weather is fine, you've been coming to this grove to drink from the pool for centuries now. Today, you meet a stranger and hear a story that changes all that...



A fairy tale adventure.



Another Damn Wolf Story
unpublished
I have no idea why I wrote this. All I can say in my defense is that it seemed like a good idea at the ti--wait no that's a lie, I said, repeatedly that this was stupid and shameful every time I mentioned working on it.

The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.

Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.

Character Creator
unpublished

If you don't know what this is for, then it isn't for you.


Don't Get Date Raped!
unpublished
A short, educational piece. Please remain sensitive and respectful in the comment section. (I'd hate to have to report you to an admin for bullying me.)

(DO NOT READ if you're at all easily offended or lacking in a sense of humor. There's nothing graphic at all in here, but seriously, I still cannot stress it enough, this story is not for you.)

WOWSERS! Triggers ahead!


Dedicated to the good people of COG.

Articles Written

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Recent Posts

Suranna's (Official) Art Thread on 11/29/2023 11:07:01 AM
dead thread

Interesting comments 9 on 11/27/2023 11:48:45 PM
Olga on 11/27/2023 for Why I left you Made me cry inside. Reminded me of my own experiences in my mid-life crisis. I'm a mother of 3 in a mid-life crisis. It made me realise I still have hope. Loved reading this!!!! Bob on 11/27/2023 for Desperate Heart Reminded me of my desires! Hope for this to happen to me one day. Sounds like a fairytale! I really enjoyed this, and I hope you keep writing these great stories The normies found us.

Monday Night WRITING Questionnaire on 11/27/2023 10:57:24 PM
Did you write this at 4am?

The Damned and the SHAMED on 11/27/2023 7:32:54 PM
I will probably definitely do this tomorrow! You guys realize you don't need my verdict to go and read the games yourselves though right?

Sherbet's Guide To Being A Cat on 11/27/2023 6:40:25 AM
No wonder End was advertising it if he gets a cameo. This game looks so very much like my thing I might actually hold off on reading future updates to avoid spoilers, I definitely would like to play soon. Not just any cat gets to have their catfood bowl blocked by Bill and Hillary Clinton, how prestigious!

The Damned and the SHAMED on 11/26/2023 10:27:22 AM
I guess I'll end this later today. Maybe.

Napolean (The movie) on 11/26/2023 10:26:03 AM
Well with an informative thumbnail like that I don't even have to watch the video. Or the movie.

Thunderdome 10: Suranna vs Lux vs ??? on 11/25/2023 1:43:02 PM
I liked the style a lot actually, it just seemed like you were attempting to pack way too much in a small space. These were all concepts that would've benefited from more time and space to be absorbed and percolate.

Ryder being a pretentious retarded faggot again on 11/25/2023 6:57:08 AM



Ryder being a pretentious retarded faggot again on 11/25/2023 6:56:29 AM
Big thanks to Sherb for cleaning up the mess this time while the rest of us slept, you really are the hardest working mod. I am told that besides making dozens of accounts to spam threads with, he also duel cheated himself a bunch of points and rate hundreds of stories a 1, which Sherb undid with a single click of a button. But all the rest of you are great too, each and every one of you should be proud to deny a person like this happiness just by existing.