Well fucking hell, what did you expect. Just pull a 6 calibre rifle out of your dress pocket and shoot her brains out. I bet that she doesn't have that much left anyways.
The biggest problem is what to do with her body. Do you really want to drop her in the river in Vegas? That thing is gonna be smelly. Ah well, her five dollar perfume will at least mask some of the initial punginess.
There is also the acid option, but you wouldn't want your hands dirty. Options, options, options.
Why don't you just shoot her and see what happens? We will be watching.
I agree with this one. We'll need to have some stern words with this Eva Destruction!
For as long as Eileen Datway could remember, she had been haunted by voices within her head. Some were benign and encouraging, while others were filled with nothing but malice. Over time, each voice gained a distinct and recognizable personality. One of the voices in the benign category was called Mizal, who constantly reminded Eileen of what a big, beautiful black woman she was. On the other hand, there were those like Adolf Hilter who constantly worked against her and sought to bring harm to her fabulous self. They jumped at every opportunity to demean and discourage her, and today was no exception. "Oh no, you've lost your sunhat, handbag, and sunglasses? You'll never win the pageant now! Why don't you just give up and kill yourself?" Adolf exclaimed.
You should garrote this second rate queen with your feather boa.
You should feel around with your hands for secret buttons, trap doors, and the like.
I agree with Mizal, we should try to see how deep this well is.
Ah, a well. Perfect to drown yourself in now that you've gotten yourself into this miserable mess! You never do learn your place. Should've just accepted that Eva Destruction is a much better drag queen than you'll ever be.
Promise to suck it off if it extends down for you to reach it. Wouldn't be the first time you've made such promises.
You should ask the feather boa for a hand. It has been a stalwart companion and accessory, so far.
That's what I was gonna say, you took my idea!
We have enough underlings that will help our brilliant ass.
Screw the copper coins. Girl, you gotta put your beautiful butt and brain to work. Pick up that book and find out what that bitch did to you.
"How the fuck do you know what's north, south, east, and west? Did you grow a compass in your head when you fell in that well? Maybe you should jump back in there, and you'll gain some more superpowers."
The west archway. The gold will look great with your costume. There's also the fact that you could recruit these avian creatures as your new underlings. Your old ones were useless anyways.
East seems to be the safest out of the three. Until we find out more about this place or gather more weapons/ tools/ etc, I personally think it’s best to proceed with caution. South would be my second vote since it’s not as dangerous as the West if we don’t fall into the swamp while getting pestered by the gnats.
Still, if the volcano is about to explode in the West, perhaps it would be better to explore it before the explosion occurs. It sort of depends on whether everything would stay the same in the arches until we explore them.
"I know we haven't always seen eye to eye on things, but I think with your new superpower, you can really conquer anything. Let's go through the west archway and climb that volcano. It would be more badass than anything Eva 'Destruction' has ever done. Maybe you can even kill one of those harmless-looking birds and add their feathers to your sunhat when you get back! The exotic flair will surely help you win the pageant," Adolf advises, certainly not trying to get Eileen killed.
See? I knew it was a good idea to come here. Those good-for-nothing birds stole your necklace! Kill them and take back what is rightfully yours. Don't forget to pluck a few feathers when you're done. I'm sure the judges will love the vulture feathers on your sunhat. It's never been done before!
Get that necklace! Since the only way you can get out of the crystal is to 'find all that is lost', this necklace surely has some importance. Release the sthlithery sthnake and let it fight the vultures as a distraction while trying to get a hint from talking wig. If that's not possible, strangle the vultures by imagining that they're Eva Destruction.
Don't ya worry! Can't you just use the healing bracelet on your wig afterwards?
That sounds like a better deal than Eva's nail job. I say that we should take the risk. However, before I push ourselves to our unfortunate death, can we get all the voices together and do a democratic vote like last time? I do suggest that we keep our beautiful and fabulous Adolf out of the equation though he had luckily kept his mouth shut for once.
Last time I heard of him, he was ranting about how the vultures weren't 'Aryan' enough before tearily storming out of our operating room. No idea what the slang 'Aryan" was supposed to mean, probably another word for 'fancy' or 'fetch'.
I agree with Darius and Mizal. Let's take the risk. Just in case, we'll wear the bracelet of healing to ensure nothing too bad happens.
I wonder, will we have time to create a makeshift parachute with the excess layers of our pageant dress so we can gently glide to safety?
Every queen has gone home carrying only one of her stilettos, at least once. Ditch it, girl.
Well, the boots did save us from death rather recently. It would be better to keep as many possessions as we can. Either way, whether we try to unlace the shoes or pull them out from the ground, we would be delayed greatly.
My vote goes to pulling out the shoes. Wait, does fire do anything to ash? I doubt it will be a good idea but maybe we could use one of the fireballs to burn the ashen ground. Or burn the shoes so we don't have to unlace them, and heal ourself with the bracelet if we catch on fire. Can we burn just the laces?
I don't really get what I'm saying anymore but I guess we could free the boots and use a fireball to stall if we have to.
Yes, I agree with the fireball to the boot plan.
I have a plan bitches. What if we rip off some of our pageant dress to make a rope to traverse the chasm? I know, I know, we ruin the dress even more, but on the other side we may get a better one.
Plus, I have a theory cooking up. Our Eva is probably that flamingo witch bitch, no doubt about it.
That plan might work, but if we have the feather boa, can't we use that to get across without ruining the dress? The boa managed to get us out of a seventy feet well so a thirty to forty feet chasm seems reasonable enough.
As for your theory, I feel inclined to agree. It makes sense.