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I've been here for like a week and I'm totally single and ready to mingle  wrong website oops   excited to be here and share my deep emotional stories with you all. 

Like that one story I wrote about McDonalds so deep i cri evrytime. 

So anyway I wanted to get into the forums. so here I am...in the forums...  yep. Hi. 

1. Welcome to the site! If anyone offers you a spork, chicken, or strawberry pudding,,ignore them, you will thank me later.

I saw the spork thing somewhere what does it mean? 

It's the byproduct of a mind too creative lacking an outlet.

^^ in a nutshell

It's a weapon of incredible power that saves you from the EVIL pudding and STUPID chicken.

I cordially welcome you to the forums, the lifeblood and community hub of our site.

I'm single-ish too! This could work!

Ahem! I meant "Heyoooooo!", wassup? If you need anything, feel free to ask anyone with experience around 'ere :P although you probably don't know who they are.

I also bid you a warm welcome to the forums, the busiest place on CYS, I suppose.

Oh, and one more thing...

#wib

No, do NOT ignore the chicken lest you incur the wrath of the almighty Chicken God.

Welcome to the site, and here's your free chicken ^^

Hello, and welcome to CYS! Feel free to explore the forums, and perhaps play some forum games. Don't accept the pudding, keep writing good stories and improving, and you should be fine. I guess you can call me your sempai... *pervy grin*

No, I'm her Senpai! >:(

No, I am, -ttebane!

I'll make you both boxed lunches in hopes you will notice me. 

-eats lunch-  -turns to haley with a dark grin- Hi there...

*gasps*  Senpai...actually noticed me! ;0;

Can I have a bagged lunch?

NO.
But you can have a boxed lunch. 
Boxed lunch > Bagged lunch. 

Thank you. In return, I'll invite you to the back of Naru's car to do some sweet, hard, sweaty, exhilarating monopoly-playing. Seriously, it's hot in there, he should get the AC fixed, but I really can't do much about that, unless we played it at night, where it would still be pretty warm. There is a monopoly board there, it's pretty awesome. I can't bring myself to steal it, or otherwise remove it from the car, that would be cruel.

 Don't worry, I'm use to doing sweet, hard, sweaty, exhilarating things. 

Like parkour in the summer time. Boy, is that a rush! 

Invitation accepted. It's not a true game of monopoly unless everyone is sweaty and hard having fun. 

One time I had such a hard boardwalk that it was raining white.

It was so hard to finally land on that space, and when I tried to buy it, I only had enough money to pay in 1's, so I threw it at the banker, and it unfortunatly hit the ceiling and made quite a mess. Unfortunately, we had to get out of there because Naru was coming to see what we were doing in the back of his car. I'm glad he didn't see us, though. That was one crazy afternoon.

 I was dripping with excitement with all that money in my possession. 

Dripping sweat because it was so hot. You're right, something must be done about that AC. 

Yeah, perhaps we should slowly start to take off our wool hats... It'll liberate our heads and help us cool off.

I'll make you one instead ;) see? I care.

That's absurd! Only I can do the lunch making in this relationship! 

Whatever you say :P

Damn straight whatever I say! Now drop down and give me twenty! 

She is the woman, she prepares them sandwitchesa,

 Yeah, you know what's up. 

 This is Haley's house neezy, only I do the making of the sandwiches. 

Thems whos dares makes a sandwitch by themselves will meet your right fist Righty, and his left fist wife,Grundhilda,

These interactions make me a sad panda.

I thought you were a sad (killer) kitten? 

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, MOM. 

Hello, haley. Nice to meet you.         

*reads the previous posts*             

*nervous laugh*

Anyway, If you need anything at all, feel free to say so.

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