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Thats.... alot more than I expected. There's some stuff in there since I first came. XD Some of it I took out, relating to personal information and all that. So, what do you have in your notepad? I'm curious.

http://chooseyourstory.com/Member/?Username=deletedgames      #469

http://chooseyourstory.com/story/DEL~7e627~Becoming-Legend-Demo

http://chooseyourstory.com/story/DEL~7e763~~2aNecromancer~2a

https://www.sylestia.com/forums/?thread=19833 ----riddles

*Note to self: Look for Theophagus

kf: "I put in a camera made entirely out of candy."

MJG: "Nom nom nom.....wait, you did? I, *burp*, don't remember one. 

I put in a confused moderator."

kf: "You get a slap upside the head for eating my vending machine entry. xD"

I know I /will/ be making a difference, hopefully a ground-shaking one that'll do some good, though I'm not expecting it at all. Most people give up on that, thinking that if they say anything, it'll just be lost. Minorly flawed thinking there - it is likely to be lost, but that doesn't mean you don't try anyway. Anyway, they just deal with the mess that's served to them. But, they forget that it is people who actually make the changes, not some guy frozen in their time of glory/shame. Rosa Parks, Abe Lincoln, Hitler, Obama, Nelson Mandela, Osama Bin Laden, all were at one point a kid growing up, getting scolded and spanked by parents/guardians for various things, right? Lived regular ol' lives like the rest of us. At some point, they all must have made the decision to change the world in some way.
Each of the people who changed the world for the better retained a child-like philosophy despite troubles.
"Do not discard the philosophy of a child so quickly, for the child does not despise the bubble for bursting but instead quickly sets to blowing another."
"Darkness cannot drive out darkness, only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate, only love can do that." 
"Love is the determination to out-serve one another."
"If I cannot run, I'll walk. If I cannot walk, I'll crawl. If I cannot crawl, I'll drag myself hand-over-hand. If I cannot do that, I'll drag myself by the teeth if I have to."

It is instinct to protect your own. Protect your own skin. Protect your own family. Protect your own species for predators. Except now that we're on the top of the food chain, we're protecting against each other. Protecting your own country against someone else's. 

And when you're protecting against, you rationalize it in your head, so the murder of millions doesn't seem like much. It's worth the sacrifice if you can protect your families, right? All those lives, extinguished with people seen by no more than pawns at first, and then are later commended and congratulated for killing others. Many of which are eaten alive by the guilt, only worsened by the fact that no one else seems to get the horror of what they've done, and punish themselves or escape - alcoholic, insanity, suicide, etc. 

And when you feel the need to protect, there is fear. Deep, deep fear. You're afraid what'll happen if you stopped fighting. You're afraid that if you aren't constantly protecting, something will come and destroy all you love. You lash out in your fear, and cause the need to protect in someone else. They become afraid, and they lash out because of that fear. Only cementing your own fear, making it stronger, causing to to lash out again. A vicious cycle.

Why don't we just disable all our nukes, put down all our weapons, and instead use that money for science - finding ways to get to other planets so we don't have to fight over territory, cleaning up our own atmosphere so our kids here have the best chance to flourish? I sure see that as a whole lot better of a choice then sending your kids off to kill or be killed, or even worse, going yourself and making them suffer the longing when you're gone and the grief if you're lost.

I'll tell you why we don't do that. It all comes back to fear. We're afraid. We're afraid that someone will take advantage of our vulnerable state and hurt us, or try to cage us.

Without that deep, primal, instinctual fear, world peace is easily achievable. As it is though, we have no hope. Our fear will control us and destroy us. It is inevitable. Which is why, as a 14 year old child, I'm sending the wake up call. Painting this situation in sharp contrast, two distinct choices, clear as day. Peace or destruction. It ain't complicated. 

Of course, knowing human nature, I'm sure that no one is going to take heed of this, and if they do, they won't do anything. One, I'm just a mere kid. No one listens to kids. Two, I'm only a single voice of billions. Who's going to hear me in the clamor of all those other problems that people always deem as so much more important? Three, fear is one of the strongest forces of human control. Right next to love (yes, I do realize it sounds rather cheesy.) Four, most people don't like having their flaws pointed out, and make an enemy of those who do. Last but not least, no one likes change on such a massive scale. 

"Arms wide open, I stand alone. I'm no hero and I'm not made of stone." -FFDP

What about an awkward/amusing scenarios week? 

~What an odd babysitting team...
Have one or more powerful people babysit a single human child. An all-powerful warlock, a battle-scarred demon, perhaps an ice giant, or maybe just the Queen of England. Describe the situation and the people, and write a short scene about it all. Bonus; Describe /how/ that team/person came to be babysitting one kid.

~Interesting introductions.
Well, seems pretty straightforward. A vampire and a strictly religious person. A man who, because of some sort of magic/science mishap, is stuck in the head of someone else and begins a conversation with a person whom neither have ever met. Perhaps a spouse introducing their best friend after months/years of talking all about them...only to recognize them as some major cause in a traumatizing event. Bonus; can't think of one right now

~Just a li'l switch-a-roo!

WCquotes

Stop. Just. Stop. This isn't about your passion. It's never been about that. It's about the fact that more than 90% of all WC stories that have been published here are rightfully 1/8s and 2/8s by authors who don't have a decent grasp on the English language, or ANY language for that matter. This isn't about your precious book series, it's about the fact that this is a writing site, not a fan site, and maybe it's okay to publish pointless, monotonous, badly written, poorly spelled, unoriginal crap on a fan site, but it is not okay here.

I have nothing against Warrior Cats, but I am so sick of every self-righteous fan pretending that the only reason people complain about their stories is because they're "haters." Your fellow WC fans are among the people complaining because almost all of the stories are written poorly enough to make their eyes bleed. If you want to stop the "nasty comments" then be one of the few WC writers on this whole damn site who doesn't suck.

Please. PLEASE. Show me a WC game I can play where I'll actually have FUN instead of struggling to even understand what the hell the writer is saying or why I should care. I want to like these games because they are flooding this site and--in the interest of rating every game on this site, I've read every single damn one of them--but no. The most enjoyment I've gotten out of finished stories from your fandom is laughing at how mind-bogglingly bad your fellow fans are at writing. 

~~~Kiel Farren

Yeah... Maybe they are bad at writing but we try. 

~~~Lichenstar

No. And that's what really bothers me the most. You talk about how they're so passionate about their series. I call bullshit. I wrote fanfiction for years before I ever joined this site. As a fan, I wanted to hone my writing skills and get really, really good so that I could make something amazing in honor of the shows and books I loved so much ... I got beta-readers, and I studied, and I sought out people who were better than me so I could learn from them. I role-played and I practiced and I put a lot of effort and heart and time into everything I published. I agonized over simple sentences, because I wanted everything to be perfect...

I've seen absolutely none of that dedication in any of the stories posted here. I've tried to help several WC writers on this site get better, and your fellow fans have cussed me out, blown me off, called me an ass for giving them advice, ignored me when I tried to teach them scripting, and generally just wrote me off as "someone who didn't get it." But you don't have to love the same thing to understand loving something.

~~~Kiel Farren

I write like Anne Rice for my Hell Storm Intro, according to iwl.me. I need to read some of her works.

H.G. Wells for first page.

James Joyce for second page.

Stephan King for third.

Leo Trostoy for fourth.

Stephan King for fifth.

Gertrude Stein for sixth p1.

J. K. Rowling for seventh p1.

Arthur Clarke for seventh p1.

Hell storm;

Person - ability, cost

Kell - physical healing, death or shared pain+minor death

Citrior - mental healing, insanity or shared emotion+minor insanity

Srenl - wind/air, energy sapping

Crenjir - fire, burning of unintended objects/people

Sotir - earth, physical harm

Natir - water, sleepify everyone

References in Madman;

Embrace the world. Whisper, 'Hail master' without regret.

~Reference to Christian bible where Peter comes with armed guards to take Jesus away. To let them know which one was Jesus, Peter embraced him and whispered 'Hail master'

This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but a whimper.

~Reference to T. S. Eliot's poem, 'The Hollow Men'.
 

As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
  "'Tis some visitor," she muttered, "tapping at my chamber door-
                Only this, and nothing more."
~Reference to Edgar Allan Poe's poem 'The Raven'

Nature's first green is gold, and nothing gold can stay.

~Reference to Robert Frost's poem, 'Nothing Gold Can Stay'

Sleep, sleep, beauty bright. Dreaming in the joys of night.

~Reference to William Blake's poem 'Cradle Song'

Quillers art. http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/13906

Song authors to listen to:

Manic Drive 

La Cray

KJ 52

Four king and country

Shon lock

OBB

Need to breath

Family force 5

Shine Bright baby

Plumb

Lincoln Brewster

Remody Drive

Kutless

Royal tailor

Press play-#lito

?Tenth avenue north

Bluetree

Matt redman

Ancient human strife

Against color

Against life

New, old, birth, death

People struggle til last breath

This strife will never end

until people learn to bend

six must be given for all's gain

Or it will be all's bane

oncent fonon stressi

ojonst kalar

ojonst lesi

Nil, all, cert, lit

kikli strojli tel lost crit

tes stressi lel nifir inl

ontel kikli lirn ta cinl

set nast ci jefin sir ol's jon

ar et lel ci ol's coni

Hush now child. Lie still

fos nal kell. Le stel.

Trust has a double edged sword

the hilt sharper then the blade

Yet only a madman does not trust

Only a fool can not tell who he can trust

The wise are wary of what they tell

Trost fas o lall ill slarl,

onl ti felt sorkir tin ti cloli.

it anli o nolnan las nat trast

Anli o sal con nat til la fi con trost

Ti lesi ori lori as lot ti til

The bearers of hope,             Ti cirir as faki

The hope of humanity,           Ti faki as fononeti

The bearers of death,            Ti cirir as lit

The death of humanity,          Ti lit as fononeti

The bearers of sorrow,          Ti cirir as saral

The sorrow of the world,        Ti saral as ti larl

The bearers of joy,               Ti cirir as ja

The joy of the world,             Ti ja as ti larl

The bearers of grief,             Ti cirir as jes

The grief of everyone,           Ti jes as ifirini

The bearers of life,               Ti cirir as lesi

The life of everyone,             Ti lesi as ifirini

They are the gifted,              Ti ori ti jestil

They are the cursed,           Ti ori ti korsil

Betrayer of the Sun,            Citrior as ti son

Friend of the Wind,             Srenl as ti lenl

Mother of the Water,           Natir as ti lotir

Father of the Earth              Sotir as ti irt

Bringer of the Fire               Crenjir as ti seri

Child of the Moon               Kell as ti nan

They are the bearers of this burden.          Ti ori ti cirir as tes corlin

Faki Cirir: hope bearer

Lan Crenjir: Doom bringer

Irt Crikir: Earth breaker

Asti: of the

nan: moon

lotir: water

lenl: wind

son: sun

irt: earth

seri: fire

Betrayer: citroir

Friend: srenl

Arrogant: orajont

Calm: koln

Bad breath: col crit

Death bed: lit cil

Worlds end: larlls inl

Hell Storm

The moon is gone. Slowly, everything is dying. Earth is falling apart and humanity is clinging onto it's last strands of hope. No one knows what to do since the white house and several other buildings of power were destroyed in the first few Upheavals.

Upheavals of the Earth are frequent, about twice a year. They are the times when it seems as though the earth is grieving for its loss, for the tides and the ground would never naturally rise up the way they do. The temperature would never have gotten so cold so quickly, and the storms would never have been so fierce. 

The Child of the Moon must meet with the Betrayer of the Sun, the Friend of the Wind, Mother of the Water, Father of the Earth, and Bringer of the Fire. They are known as Kell Astinan, Citroir Astison, Srenl Astilenl, Natir Astilotir, Sotir Astirt, and Crenjir Astiseri. 

Together, they can end the worlds grieving and save what little is left of humanity. If that doesn't happen, then the world spirals into oblivion, along with everyone on it. 

Legends of the dragon details:

This will be done on google docs. I will pm a link to all owners of a character sheet I accept.

The Ular are a strange group of people, they base their society on trust and dedication, they believe in peace and would sooner die then do wrong to another. If someone does wrong to another, they are immediately put in the nearest village, town, or city with around 10 silver pennies and three sets of clothes.

Of course, they wouldn't own anything else. Because the Ular believe in peace and would do anything to keep it, they share everything so there is nothing to steal, and destroying something is like destroying your own stuff.

They live in small towns at the largest, because any more would make it easier for someone to wrong another in an unnoticed area. People don't bother the Ular, since they know the Ular won't bother them. They are welcomed with opened arms in most places, or just ignored in others.

If they are attacked, then the men will place themselves at the front of the line to slow the attackers so the women and children could get away. But this doesn't happen often. The last time the Ular were attacked, was in the War of Fifty Years, with wickeds going all out on every nation they could get to. People died by the hundreds every week.

{for more details, see 'War of Fifty Years'}

If any of the Ular promises something, they will deliver it no matter what, even at the cost of their own life. If one of the Ular states something, you'd better believe it, because they see lying as wronging another and would never do it. If they do lie, then they aren't really a Ular and will be put out of the village ASAP.

The average height of the Ular greatly varies, and they are usually stick thin because they only eat what they need to and no more. With large, usually bright blue eyes, and long hair down below the waist on women and at the shoulders for men, they accomplish an innocent look no other can manage. 

They have festivals at the beginning/end, and middle of each season. So about 8 festivals per year. These festivals are a day off work, except for the things that have to be done every day, such as milking the cows. There are beautiful works of art left out in the open for all to admire, or use as they wished. 

At night, a group of single women who are looking for a husband, dress in nearly transparent silks and laces and dance a mesmerizing, hip-swinging, eye-watering, dance called the carlilea [sounds like car-ill-lee-a]. 

The Herule

The Herule are said to have come from a magic experiment gone wrong.

{see Project Chameleon}

Their skin color varies from red to blue to every shade in between with a black spiraling patterns that seem to dance across the skin, and they always have piercing golden eyes. Since they have come about, people have shunned them, ignored them, or gone out of their way to kill them just because they're Herule, because they're different. [basically whites vs blacks in our own history]

War of Fifty years

This was an all out war between wrights and humans, and as the title says, lasted exactly fifty years.

Project Chameleon

The Grale

Rules

Creatures

Old Tounge

Wickeds

Cur camps

These were camps that could make anyone insane. Not the voices in the head type of insanity, but the no regard for life, theirs or others, whatsoever. After twenty five years of the War, people finally decided to take things to the next level since they had a very low recruit rate, and create Cur camps.

These are the things of nightmares. The main recruits; children between the ages of 5-13. There was a law passed saying that if a couple had a third child, the eldest two were automatically recruited into a Cur camp. If they had more than three again, all children were taken to the camp.

First, if it is done the usual way, the two children must battle and kill their own sibling. After this is done, the winner must slice open the body length wise and place all organs outside of the body to make it easier for the animals to get at, and watch as they are devoured or taken by an animal to be eaten else where.

After that is done, the child is taken to his wagon. There are a total of 13 wagons, each wagon with bunk beds lined up on both sides of the wagon, twenty bunk beds per side, the head was at the wall and the foot at the center with a narrow two foot space between.

The meals are at 6-6:15 AM, 12-12:15 noon, and at 6-6:15 PM. No warning bells, and if you miss it, too bad. Wake up; 5 am, Bed; Midnight.

Through out the day, when they are not eating, interrupted by events, or watching another pair duel, they are subjected to rigorous training and harsh beatings for failing to meet the standards.

Main Events

Cur kill; the most frequent one that happens. Someone who has been caught stealing food, killed another during sleep hours, refused to duel or kill when told to, attacks a soldier, vandalizes anything, fails to come when a soldier calls out to signal a meeting, refuses to kill their sibling, along with a few unknown reasons, is put in the middle of the camp and a soldier calls out "Curs!"

Everyone gathers and makes a ten foot round circle, pushing each other to be up front. After about ten minutes, the soldier then calls out "Kill!"

The kids will then run forward and are supposed to literally tear the bound kid in the middle of the square limb from limb. The self appointed 'leaders' of each cabin fight over who gets to keep the head as a trophy.

Scout: This is what happens before a cur kill; when a crime has been done but they do not know who did it. A soldier will stand in the middle of the camp and call "Curs!" then when everyone is there and shoving to be towards the front, will call "Scout! ___" and say whatever crime has been done.

The self appointed cabin leaders bring who they believe is the guilty to the center and there is no debate, just a cur kill the next day.

There are more events, but none others can kill the player besides the normal means so I will not reveal what they are until they happen.

There are very dense logs stuck into the ground in two rows surrounding the camp with one opening which they use when moving the population of the camp to a different location, and moving in new recruits, but it is guarded rather heavily by soldiers.

The goal? Escape the cur camp however you can and remain unfound for ten days and survive. Doesn't matter how long it takes for you to escape though.

Awesome Animation artist=

http://archerionwolf.deviantart.com/art/Fraidy-Sprite-198360664

Lone wolf site thingy.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=17&ved=0CGsQFjAQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mongoosepublishing.com%2Fpdf%2Fflightfromthedark.pdf&ei=WyHKU5XUAqaWigLXxQE&usg=AFQjCNFTskwlO6iG6qryFwnAvy7KzX488Q

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Legends of the Dragon main character sign-up sheets.

Note: You may have up to two characters, but I will reject any unoriginal character apps, especially super soldier. Just copy and paste and fill it out.

Part one:

Name:

Age (6-13):

Height:

Gender:

Clothing:

Eye color:

Hair color:

Anything else about the looks for your character:

Part two:

On a scale of one to ten, how ___ is your character? (bold/underline the number) A maximum of 45 points mey be applied in this section.

      extra physical/mental shape

Slow (physically) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Quick (physically)

Slow (mentally) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Quick (mentally)

Skinny 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Fat

Clumsy 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Graceful

Near-sighted 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Far-sighted

Insane 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Sane

Personality:

Background:

Skills:

Strengths:

Weaknesses:

Part three: 1; horrible, not much/great at all. 10; master, amazing. You got to remember that these people don't believe in cities, leaders, that type of stuff. Why would they have use of weapons other then to hunt game with?

*Remember to fill out the stamina and accuracy, and that I don't want a bunch of super solders to begin with. At certain points in the game, your skill will increase. I will reject any form that doesn't have a bit of uniqueness, and being a super solder isn't unique. 

            weapons

  (basic skill) Stamina:

sword:

quarterstaff:

spear:

Halberd:

ax:

hammer:

Dagger:

Whip:

Knife:

   (basic skill) accuracy:

bow&arrow:

throw knives:

sling shot:

Extra, optional

This is optional, but can't be something like immortality. And it will have to have it's side effect. Like if you were to chose something like, predicting the future. A side effect would be it would come at the moment when 'fight or flight' kicks in (yes, I know there's a specific word for it, but I can't remember how it's spelled).

The ability has to be balanced by a side effect, this is the side effect: 

Hidden ability that will emerge later in the game:

Extra info:

Flattered that you have three quotes from me lurking in there. Forgot about the time when I allowed my inner fanfic writer to go off on the WC fanbase. xD

Also, it was Judas, not Peter, who came to show the guards who Jesus was and the signal was actually a kiss on the cheek, but he did say an equivalent of "Hail, master." (Well, it was closer to "Greetings, teacher!" or "yo, boss" but eh.)

I'll try to post what's in mine a bit later.

LOL yes, I saw it said Peter there and was like wait, what?

And that was a very inspirational wake up call to the WC kids, too bad they were beyond all help.

Mine is mostly just notes on scripting, and bits and pieces about stories I was working on or background lore. Most story details wind up in a folder on my computer, though the notepad here has been handy when I'm away from it and just need to jot something down.

Also Tacocat, when was that stuff on the cur camps written, because that is like whoa, the grimmest and darkest. Everyone can stop trying to out-edge each other now, I think you won.

Must've mixed up the names. Thanks for pointing that out! 

That was actually just a month or three after I joined, the thing with cur camps. >_>

Mishmash of some of the JS and HTML I use/used for my profile page. Just in case, I suppose.

It's all links I've saved. 

i.imgur.com/UxzSLgE.jpg

http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/03-up-all-night-to-get-vengeance/scurry/

http://imgur.com/I6PRxFZ

April 6, 1996

http://minus.com/lSbumcekrg7cu

http://imgur.com/sOAQ00m

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mghmk3Cs6U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3_lVSrPB6w

http://www.starwars.com/games-apps/star-wars-crawl-creator/?cid=565aa669e4b0bc8c48868344

https://i.imgur.com/WbKS1ML.gifv

http://www.net-burst.net/guilty/2Corinthians10-5.htm

http://makeagif.com/n2nQeh

storygamers.slack.com

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2k074e/a_woman_attempts_mouthtomouth_resuscitation_for/clguzy2

http://imgur.com/a/EitCz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKwlNehmDF4&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=ElijahAltman'

http://imgur.com/gallery/ao8os

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4d67or/iama_holocaust_survivor_who_just_turned_92_i_have/

http://www.livestrong.com/article/90931-measure-body-fat-percentages-calipers/

http://i.imgur.com/JjH9rFf.jpg

Well, here's the highlights:

I was over, here
walking my dog down in Dover,
It was unusually warm for October,
Boy, something smelled off today...

Through the fog,
Big brown truck ran over my dog,
Someone was stumblin' around, out of place...
Out came a man with half of a face!

O-oh no! What's with the UPS man!?
O-oh no! Get your hands off me, man!
O-oh no! What happened to the human race!?

Thought I lost 'im,
Stole a car and drove straight through to Boston.
Boarded up a house and ate.

'Twas unholy,
as I dined on some canned ravioli,
Somebody took down my door...

O-oh no! Zombies in the house now!
O-oh no! Time for me to say 'ciao!' 
O-oh no! Surely the horde goes away?

Hit the road,
'Till I found a new humble abode,
A hardware store not far away.

Grabbed a shovel,
Prepared to defend my new hovel,
 

The Illuminati has a base.
They have a base in outer space,
Where they plan to conquer the human race.
They all hide their face and wear evil lace,
Hiding in the shadows of this place.
Put macguffins in a gatorskin case.
Yet as their henchmen come and give chase,
Aiming to make me vanish without a trace,
The one thing on my mind, despite the pace...
"I wish I had a base in space!"

You sir, are the most despicable excuse for a waste of human potential that any one human being could ever hope to know. You are the most idiotic and mentally insufficient, most INFERIOR being that has ever and will ever walk the earth. You doubtlessly spend your life trolling to hide your insecurities, to feed the dying fire in your miniscule, constipated soul, to make up, in some way, for all those failings in your life. Did your girlfriend leave you? Do you have a crappy job? Did you get fired? are you looking for some way, just ANY WAY to make up for your losses, to somehow improve your disgusting, miserable existence? To make your life less dull, less unfulfilling?

That despite what you've lost, what you've failed at doing, despite everything you're not good at, despite your estranged family members, your drunken parents, your stillborn son, your traitorous wife, you can still abandon your pain, you can pour it subversively onto the shoulders of others, because that pain in your heart just isn't going away, is it? And every day you act colder to others, and every day you fail, again and again. Your simian intelligence makes you feel inferior, your obscenely high weight makes you feel miserable, it impedes you in everything you do. You are powerless, a worthless cockroach in your own life, the asshole end of the American dream, trapped in a society that despises you, trapped in a world that hates you, and without the strength to smile through it, you find strength in trolling this website, don't you?

For those fleeting moments when you masturbate lovingly to your insults, and snigger at your facade of anonimity, for those fleeting moments that you troll this website and pleasure your obese, undeserving body in what you believe is FINALLY an emotion other than sadness, other than anger, other than self pity. And yet, you despair when the rush is over, don't you? Yes, you do, so you troll again, don't you? With your poor, subhuman, primitive brain, seeking the small pleasure you can find in this world, you troll again. And you receive joy. So much joy... But sir, I have one thing to say to you, you're doing nothing but sticking another glass shard in your heart, of making yourself more and more of a yeasty festering cunt day in and day out.

One day your uncaring parents, or your hateful family members, or the enemies you've made everywhere in your life that have come to kill you or beat you or seek some revenge will find you dead. Dead. They'll find you've hung yourself from your ceiling fan, or overdosed on drugs in the bathroom, dying in the stench of your own shit. They'll find you've gone and drunk an arsenic tea, they'll find your desecrated brain scattered across the floor of your living room as you pull the barrel of the gun from your mouth with a final inadvertant twitch. You're either denying it, or silently agreeing. You know it will happen eventually, with your sad sub-plankton existence getting worse with every passing day.

You know that you cannot possibly stand it all much longer. One day this WILL happen, and you'll have no one to cry for you, no one to care, and a line around your second-hand grave where people will PAY to dance and urinate on it. You can't deny it, you know it's true. it will happen.

So allow me to offer you an alternative.

Stop trolling. Stop trying to hurt people, stop trying to annoy people, heal that heart of yours by working to receive LOVE for once in your miserable life. don't be our troll, don't be our tormenter, grow a brain, share actual thoughts, and  be our FRIEND! You can do it. Yes, you can do it. All it takes is a little intelligence and some grammar. You CAN become a worthy, honest human being for once in your life. You CAN control your future, at least on the internet. Try to help yourself, little troll. Try to fly. You can do it. If no one else does know that I believe in you. Thank you for your time.

Czcibor's Fortune Cookies:

Monday:

Czcibor says: "I swear I'll kick you in the dick so hard that you'll have to take accordion lessons in order to jack yourself off properly!"

Lucky numbers: 10, 1, 11, 010.

Learn Kazakh: "Bog zhep, ol." means "Live long and prosper."

Tuesday:

Czcibor says: "I'll cave your chest in, son! Cave it in! Like a fruit bowl! I'll dry out your fruit-bowl corpse and put candy in it at dinner parties!"

Lucky numbers: 1, 2, 3, 4.

Learn Kazakh: "Amshelek" is a funny word, which does not have a direct translation into English. It roughly means "A good, familiar taste" Reminiscent of a childhood favorite meal, or some such.. After a good meal, Kazakistanis will say to the chef, "<That was glorious. Tastes just like my mom's> amshelek!"

Wednesday:

Czcibor says: "I'll smack you so hard that it'll leave a permanent imprint on your face. I will mangle your face like a brick of goddamn Floral Foam!"

Lucky Numbers: 6, 666, 66, 6666.

Learn Kazakh: "Emshegindy zhulamin" is a deeply passionate phrase in Kazakh describing a deep, powerful love that trancends most worldly emotions. When you hold your soul mate in your arms, just before you kiss them on your wedding day, look into their eyes and say, "Emshegindy zhulamin".

Thursday:

Czcibor says: "Have you ever had your underarm skin stripped off with a butter knife, tanned, and turned into an exercise headband before?"

Lucky numbers: 1337, 6969, 420, 8008135.

Learn Kazakh: "Irzengke". This time, we have a sad word in Kazakh. "Irzegnke" is the Kazakh equivalent of the English term "Glass ceiling". Something that seems beyond the reach of a certain minority of people. Proud Kazakistani parents often look to their unexpectedly successful children and say, "That is the one that broke the irzegnke!"

Friday:

Czcibor says: "What kind of red wine would you suggest be paired with your organs? Asking for a friend..."

Lucky Numbers: asdf, kjlh, iop[, 9.

Learn Kazakh: "Kotyndy zhyratamin!" is the ultimate declaration of courtly love and innocent intentions in Kazakh. When you feel like your significant other is coming on too much too soon, say, "Kotyndy zhyratamin!" with jubilant fervor.  When your significant other's father feels skeptical about your intentions toward his child, shout, "Kotyndy zhyratamin!" for all the world to hear!

Saturday:

Czcibor says: "By the time I'm done with you, you're gonna look like one of those Greek garden statues!... As in, you won't have any arms. I mean, I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to stay just as ugly as you were before, I can't fix that shit."

Lucky Numbers: 87, 95, 45, 40.

Learn Kazakh: "Kotagymdy zhe, ambas." Is a solemn greeting between Kazakhistanis, meaning "I appreciate your help, but I need to be alone right now." Frequently, the family members of the deceased will say "Kotagymdy zhe, ambas" to the friends and family they are met with.

Sunday:

Czcibor says: "Look, I respect you. You seem decent. And if you just get this over with and give me what I need, you might still be able to have an open-casket funeral."

Lucky Numbers: You're unlucky today.

Learn Kazakh: "Shushenin umy" is the romantic Kazakh word for "The whole of my heart", specifically the whole of a man's heart. A husband comes back from a honeymoon, they often profess their deepest feelings by saying "She has my shushenin umy!"

Monday 2:

Czcibor says: "You know that one time when we all were having dinner, and you said the spaghetti was really chewy, and I said 'I know', and then you said the sauce tasted like pennies, and I said 'I know', and then you said the cheese was really crunchy, and I said 'I carved up Rocky into a bunch of different components and put them into separate meat grinders so I could pretend he was spaghetti'?... Oh, right, I forgot I was talking to your uncle at the time... Don't know why I brought that up... Did he ever recover from that car crash?"

Lucky Numbers: 3, 1, 4, 1, 5, 9.

Learn Kazakh: "Sienin atyn kum?" is a common phrase in Kazakh meaning "What is your name?". If you want to know a Kazakistani's name, say "Sienin atyn kum?". Of course, if you ask them in Kazakh, they'll probably answer in Kazakh, and you won't be able to tell what part of their answer is their name, and what part of their answer is "My name is..." but, y'know, that's the price you pay for learning a language from a bunch of fucking fortune cookies.

Tuesday 2:

Czibor says:"You know, I've had some time to think it over, and I've come to this conclusion: Athletes definitely make better meat than the Vietkong. Granted, most things taste better than Agent Orange, but they also taste like vengeance and they don't squeal annoyingly... I'd still say those three girls were worth it, though, given the circumstances."

Lucky Numbers: 9001.

Learn Kazakh: "Auzinga tyshaying?" is a quote from a famous Kazakh movie, and is slang used in brothels for "I'm an entirely missionary man". Prostitutes in Kazakstan, as they do everywhere else in the world, charge extra for fetishes, so make sure to say "Auzinga tyshaying?" to ensure that you don't break the bank and nothing at all unorthodox gets brought into the equation.

If you too wish to learn Kazakh, my sources are right here.

Clicking that link gets you spammed with popup ads just fyi.

Ah, I blame adblock for making me think that was a safe site. I'll just put up the actual definitions for the words:

"Bog zhep, ol" actually means "Eat shit and die".

"Amshelek" actually means "Cavernous vag".

"Emshegindy zhulamin" actually means "I'll disroot your tits."

"Irzengke" is Kazakh slang for "Condom"

"Kotyndy zhiratamin" means "I will explode your ass".

"Kotagymdy zhe, ambas!" means "Eat my fuck, pussyhead!"

"Shushenin umy" was a typo, it's "Sheshenin umy", which means "Mom's c@#$."

"Sienin atyn kum" actually means what it says it means. That was the joke.

"Auzinga tyshaying?" means "I shit into your mouth?"

Ooh, I have some stuff there. Let's see...

Right Eye and Left Arm Lost

The Carlones

Papa Carlone: Ex mob boss, shot unceremoniously

Mama Carlone: Head Mob Boss, cruel, 60s, like Judy Greer

Frank Carlone: Oldest son, chain smoker, depressing, divorced, looks like Robert Caryle

Protagonist: Accountant, most sensible, does drugs, gay, married, looks like AHS More Famous Gimp

Younger Brother: Alcoholic, Drug Addict, Very Aggressive, playboy, woman beater, spoilt

Carlone Family

The Irish Mob (Best weapons, IRA

The Skin Heads (Ally, White Seperatist)

The Japanese Yakuza (Most territory/profit)

The Black Gang (Highest Numbers)

The Underhive

Saoirse Auftrag

The Guard: Genetically-Enhanced Police for Dictatorship

-Grandad (Orderly Elder), Director Gray (Shadowy Member of the Cabal), Officer Stein (Genetically-altered badass)

The Union: Group of uprising Communist workers

-Morgan (Radical Sister), Michael Payne (Symbolic Irish Revolutionary), TJ Dresky (Communist, Lenin archetype)

The Liberation Syndicate: Group of freedom fighters and criminals

-Hank (Childhood Friend), Mister Gordon (Mob Boss), Harry Monroe (Hitman)

Fiends: Drug-addicted Death Seekers, used in groups to wipe out enemies.

Faceless: Unregistered killers who are constantly on the move, with no identify but killing.

Reapers: Highly trained, well-equipped assassins.

The Steel Alliance: Group of liberated robots and cyborgs

-DG-776 (Friendly Rebel Butler)

Cyborg Types: Clunkers (Poor with shitty machinery and high death rate), Fenians(Medium-ranked soldiers nicknamed Feens(too much?) and Kings (High quality, high maintenance groups)

Detectives: Police for smaller issue crimes for most of the Underhive

Farmers: Group was massive agricultural plots that maintain the robots that work there

Ex-Military Cyborgs: Old soldiers who distrust system.

Commissar Volkov (Badass Spider Cyborg)

Is aoibhinn liom an craic. Tá sé go maith! Nil aon craic leis an Guineass, is Heinekein man agam. 

A Warrior's Journey

Chaos Psycho Warrior possessed in weapon (Evil Protagonist)

Xeno/Tau Merc (Military Fiction)

Guardsman (Horror Story)

Underhive and A Warrior’s Journey look to be W40K and Necromunda inspired.

Underhive is only vaguely inspired, A Warrior's Journey is an attempt at Fanfiction, because we don't have too many good fanfiction games.

Hodor.

Oh, you know.

Stuff.

Uh.

Nothing.

Ooh, and Dvorak.txt is the largest file.

Farren stuff? o_-

Oh, and may I ask what the CYSranks are? xD

0_0

A Kiel file and a Farren file. Okay then.

Just my story games progress/notes/dates.

Invasion: Raiders Revenge, Start Date: (03/23/16) End Date: () Pages Written: (10) Pages Completed: ()

Invasion Proof Readers: Mason,

Invasion Notes:

Dragon Wars, Start Date: (05/15/16) End Date: () Pages Written: () Pages Completed: ()

Dragon Wars Proof Readers:

Dragon Wars Notes:

Fate Ripples Completion Chart 

Path- Warrior 0
* Dark Warlord
* Shining Knight
* Forgotten Hero
* Master Mercenary

Path- Mage 0

* Elemental Master
* Healing Sage
* Dark Mage
* Reality Shifter

Path - Thief 0
* Like Robin Hood, Without the Tights
* Heist Planning Expert
* Silent Thief
* Treasure Hunter

Path - Assassin 0
* Killer of Royalty
* Terror Inducer
* Guardian of the World
* Wolf Among Sheep

Path - Diplomat 0
* Rebellion Leader
* Royal Ambassador
* Master of Discord
* Pacifistic Guide

Path - Hunter 0
*
*
*
*

Path - Artist 0
* Style Setter
* Forgotten Soul 
* Royal Artist
* Master Forger

Library 1

Skills 2 

Random Event 1

Maps 0 

Here you are my dear,

Shat just got real: <a href="http://achievementgen.com/360/"><img src="https://s3.amazonaws.com/achgen360/t/dtmpYrWR.png" border="0"></a>

('~') (o_o) (o,o) (~_~) (^_^;) (^///^)

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There once was a peaceful and quiet realm known to few as CYStia. CYStia was a realm that consisted entirely of the pure force of imagination. The land had faced a plethora of troubles in the past and had expunged many cancerous and negative ideas, and people.

 A long time ago, great and powerful being, known now to the commoners of CYStia as Alexp, brought the essence of imagination together and created CYStia. Many colorful characters flocked to CYstia, each of them searching for a unique place to create stories of their own, and weave everlasting memories.

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pickles

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Distribute 20 points-

CON-

INT-

STR-

AGI-

LCK-

CHA-

SKL-

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Choose one power set class-

Strong- +2 STR +2 CON +1 AGI

Psychic- +2 INT +1 CHA +1 SKL +1 LCK

Elemental- +2 STR +2 SKL +1 INT

Flights- +3 AGI +1 LCK +1 CHA

Speeders- +2 AGI +1 SKL +1 STR +1 LCK

Cyborg- +2 CON +2 INT +SKL 1

Natural- +3 CON +2 LCK +1 STR

Flexible- +4 AGI +1 CON

Spiritual- +2 CHA +2 INT +1 SKL

Skilled- +2 SKL +1 CON +1 INT +1 AGI

There are a shit ton of unspoken rules on this website, but here are the most world-endingly important ones. Take it from me, as the owner of a shiny, glowing post count trophy, I am the expert at forum-ing, and I have obeyed these rules passionately since the very beginning.

1. If you turn down a challenge for a rap battle, the challenger owns you and all your things.

2. Never kill a monkey with your bare hands. They are innocent creatures who deserve more painless deaths, if any death at all.

3. If the monkey has rabies, kill it with anything at your disposal, but it might bite your bare hands, if you're using them...

4. New members will be viciously hazed in a ritual involving thirty dead crows, an axe for everyone, and the drunken wrath of the Sombrero committee.

5. The official dick measuring equation for this website is: (([number of user's exp points] * 2) + ([user's post count]^[the amount of published stories user has])) * [how many trophies user has] = MINE IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!

6. Conflicts are best solved by cheery song and dance numbers.

7. Don't be a twatbiting assborn fuckface.

8. AC/DC is better than anime vocaloid robots in all possible cases.

9. Beethoven is better than Justin Bieber in all possible cases.

10. Sporks are better than all other things in all possible (or impossible) cases.

11. To believe otherwise is to be a twatbiting assborn fuckface.

12. If you can drink an entire gallon of milk in one sitting, the person nearest to you is obliged to provide you with a lifetime supply of graham crackers.

13. Anyone who leaves for more than a month at a time is presumed dead.

14. If you are asked to stop swearing, you must swear twice as often, unless that person is obviously over 15 and there are serious reasons to stop.

15. If Adolf Hitler offers you cunnilingus, don't.

16. I am THE ONLY real SentinelPenguin. There are many imposters, but you mustn't trust them.

17. Stabbing randomly is not a socially acceptable practice.

18. Stabbing people for revenge is mildly acceptable, but will be entirely condoned, whether vengeance was a motive or not, if the stab-ee is incredibly racist.

19. Do not throw pumpkins at walls. Someone has to clean that shit up, and it's a horrible chore.

20. Everything that Ford says is a lie and/or completely wrong, unless he says something I agree with in order to fuck with me.

21. ISentinelPenguinI only speaks the truth, unless it's in a game of Mafia.

22. Public floggings are perfectly acceptable, as long as it's consensual and not in the way of traffic.

23. Everyone is allowed one free pass per week to suckerpunch the living shit out of Spartacusthegreat. Extra points for surprise and spontanaeity.

24. December 24th is Hawaiian Shirt Day. No exceptions.

25. The official winter Holiday in Cystia is Chanukwanzmas.

26. In order to join the local Mafia, you must have familial ties to one or more of its home countries.

27. If you are violated by tentacle monsters, you must report it at the first available opportunity, otherwise everyone else is going to think you enjoyed it.

28. Never challenge a berar to a cage match in the local tavern. You're only allowed to punch kangaroos for money.

29. If it ain't broke, don't break it.

30. If it ain't broke and you break it, the owner of the broken thing in question can and will sue you.

31. Throwing bricks through windows is a valid letter delivery technique, unless the letter is filled with hurtful words.

32. It is both illegal and immoral to fuck like a koala

To win the game, you must deplete your opponents life points, or by destroying all of their cards.

Monsters in attack position can attack other monsters. If the attacking monster attacks a monster in attack position with an ATK lesser than it's it is destroyed with the difference carried over as battle damage to the opponents life points (or LP).
If a monster

“Life is what you make it. Always has been, always will be.” -Eleanor Roosevelt

"I believe a lot of us here are simply, people with too much imagination, but not enough time." -ZagHero

"Just realized I got a point penalty for posting the link to 4chan... I WAS JUST HELPING THE CURIOUS PEOPLE, DAMMIT! Eh, it's mmkay. Then again, it HAS to be okay, otherwise I would be violating rule number 709456 of the CYS handbook. *ahem*

Thou shall not complaineth when ye geteth a point penalteth, or else the LORD ALEX will striketh upon thee greateth vengeance, and not a traceth that you ever existedeth will be lefteth.

It's pretty dated." -Chris112033

"Indeed. The key to immortality is ignoring the fact that you've already lived four times longer than an animal of your species normally does." -jamescoker1226

http://www.helloquizzy.com/results/the-fantasy-rpg-class-test/?var_ChaoticStability=0&var_AlchemicSorcery=11&var_ElementalArchery=1&var_NecromanticWizardry=7&fromCGI=1&var_Intelligence=12&var_Vitality=29&var_AngelicLuminosity=23&var_EnchantedEngineering=4&var_ExplosiveEnergy=0&var_DemonicInsanity=0&var_HiddenPower=1&var_Spirit=41&var_Agility=6&var_Bloodlust=3&var_Strength=16&var_PsionicForce=5

Warrior Cats as a fandom was banned because of the conduct of the fandom. Several fans of the books came to the site en masse and began writing several stories per day which were all below general site standards; such as extremely poor quality, glitching / inability to complete the game, dead ends, missing links, repetition, cliched dialogue, exc. Some stories also contained content that the CYS community found objectionable, such as the main cat character being bound and raped, so on.

A story below site standards has to be removed or unpublished, regardless of the topic or author.

As a result of the flood of stories, CYS became one of the top results for WC on Google, and became even more overrun. Meanwhile, the WC fans were demanding special treatment because they felt that anyone criticizing their stories or unpublishing them were 'haters' who just didn't 'get' the books or were trying to stifle their creativity, apparently, even though we were judging them the same as everyone else.

Barring a few trolls, senior members did try to help the WC fans improve their quality of writing in order to meet site standards and stay published. I was one of them. For my efforts, I was cussed at, cursed, insulted, dismissed as yet another hater, or summarily ignored.

That kind of treatment and willful refusal to follow the same standards as we all follow eventually bred contempt, which led to forum wars and general unrest on the site. Peace was attempted on several occasions and other solutions to fix the problem were tested, but failed. One of the site admins eventually settled on a temporary blanket ban which, considering it's the only thing that even remotely helped, is probably never going to be lifted.

I literally just have "?".

Flags: Maybe add information about each flag at the end?

The Empire :

Lore: Koton: It's a mix perfect mix between a long but curved sword with the power to penetrate most Armour, it is made out of the most precious metal of them all, Kontonius.

Kontonius:It has a certain faint blue glow to it that makes it very sought after. As well as this added bonus, it is very strong and only Kontonius can cut it self. It is used in Jewellery to weapons to artwork. You name it and the rich will have it.

Commander:

Team List:

Aman

Madbrad200

Tim36D

Malkalack

naruyashan

Danaos

Killa_Robot

Chris11302

Morgan_R

31TeV

ISentinelPenguinI

supermouse

ItAintPretty

Marco820aa2574

Fireplay

Reverencia

insanebutvain

alleycat

Equinox

LostConnection

XxDragonslayerxX

I still have some stuff from Battleship Trivia. Might revamp it. 

Battleship Trivia:

Delta: 2 c
Claw: 2 c
Mayana: 2 c
DerpBacon: 2 c
GMB13carat: 2 c