That many people in Milwaukee get shot every day, it only seems to get out of the local news when one or a few people do all the shooting. Every time I actually tune in to the news where I live, I always get this, in assorted order:
Random obligatory happy event,
Random crime/disaster,
Some dinner or fair event or whathaveyou happening at these times on said days,
The semi-daily murder.
Like, seriously, they have a 24-hour channel, too. So you can just check in and see it all. Was there a murder? If yes, was the perpetrator arrested or also shot? (Murderers seem to have a fifty-fifty chance of living when police arrive) if no? Fine, we'll continue covering the investigation until the police finally do shoot him, or some other poor bastard gets murdered.
Check in 2 hours from now for another murder from the Southern Wisconsin News team! Tune in at 12, our weatherman is going to walk around a map of Milwaukee and show all the parts of Milwaukee where there will be showers and a slight chance of murder! Tune in at 3 tomorrow, we'll show you the guy who broke in and murdered the weatherman! Tune in afer these commercials and we'll murder the anchorman! Hell, we'll murder the sportscasters at this rate! Did you hear about the puppy fair grand opening on the outskirts of Racine? Well, go there! A local bakery baked a free birthday cake for a 3 year old with terminal hemorrhoids, and all the Packers were there! Also, a Milwaukee man was murdered allegedly trying to walk to the puppy fair! This just in: Historians found that the Edmund Fitzgerald actually made it into Milwaukee's docks, where it was promptly shot and sunk by a murderer! WHY DOES TUCSON HAVE THE REPUTATION MILWAUKEE SHOULD HAVE!? SOMEONE HELP! ACTUALLY DON'T HELP US, PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET ARE JUST GOING TO BICKER ABOUT YOUR DECISIONS. FLOOD VICTIMS ARE MORE STRAOGHTFOR- Wait a second, WHICH ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES SHOT ME!?