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Good luck with your resolutions! Procrastination is truly the enemy of us all. My resolutions are:

1. Lose 10 pounds

2. Finish the story game I'm working on

3. Stop being a pushover

4. Make better jokes that people actually understand AND find funny

5. Convince family I'm not insane (this is the hardest one on the list)

My family decided that we all had to go without something for our new years resolution. So i said i'd go without friends. That's my resolution.

1) Write on a single thing instead of five. (I got 7 full length google doc pages done today, except it was on three different stories, only two pages of which is for a cyoa... >_>)

2) Finish the two piano compositions I'm working on, to bring my total finished up to 7.

3) Work on improving my drawing and painting abilities, to include detailed shading, realistic hands, and proportionate heads for the drawing part. Color mixing and layering for the painting.

4) Work on hitting those pesky high notes in my singing. It's great except for those pesky few notes.

5) Stop being a chocoholic.

6) Be able to bench press more then 55lbs. Cause seriously, that's really pathetic. I get squished with a 55lb bar. -_- I really thought I'd be able to lift something that's 1/3 my weight, especially after seeing this really small dude lift 75, buh nope. Stupid noodle arms.

7) Explore this world that exists outside of my bedroom. I heard there's this huge bright lamp in a giant roofless room that can change the color of your skin. I think it's called the sun. It sounds scary. I think I'll just say here for now. 

Gee...

I guess last year's resolution of "thinking of a resolution for next year" isn't gonna cut it twice.

Lemme sleep on this and I'll come up with somethin'

EDIT: Screw it. I'm perfect the way I am.

I always try and keep my new year resolutions at a minimum, because I'm a big disappointment.

1) Start exercise swimming once I start uni and keep my body at 55kg.

2) Hopefully train my dog to be more obedient.

Make good on all my vows made in prior threads about me being sad all the time and genuinely make an effort to be less of a negative asshole.

And learn [more] kung fu. Preferrably the folklore surrounding it, because that's what I really wanted to begin with. Wikipedia really gives me no knowledge of who any of the ten tigers really were or what they did.

 Finish the story I'm working on and lose weight

1) Gain weight

2) Finish any of my planned storygames

3) Get/Build a new computer.

Hahalol "Gain weight."

How does one manage to maintain a weight under 80 lbs anyways?

Ancient Congenital Witch Curses. (A CWC for short.)

It's around 83ish at the moment. Not sure on this.

Meet people.

Write storygames.

Get fit.

Lose weight.

Find a good profile picture.

- get a good job

- stop procrastinating on storygames

- think of better New Year's resolutions

- To have more ideas for my spriting

- To forget all memories I have and ever have had of kindergarden

- To stop faceplanting so much

I have some dark memories from that place...

Almost. The kid in the middle had a Car Axel and a blazing shotgun.

Ha. You can't be serious...

Oh, and the two in the back were teachers.

The stuff they teach you kids in school.

Well, I guess it's better than it learning on the streets. (I guess.)

Now i'm gonna tell the story of how I survived.

The teachers all pulled out guns and started shooting! Then, the janitor pulled out a broom and did some sick ninja flips and killed them all, then they turned into zombies with guns! The janitor died :(

Then, me and my friend Louis escaped into the air vents, only to be greeted by dozens of rats with shotguns. We ate them.

And that's how I got stuck in this air vent today! :)

@Seto want some rat meat?

Rat meat sounds great xD

I have a recipe for rat meat jerky somewhere.

Want some chicken?

Oh, sweet! I have ton of rat meat, and it's only one decade day old!

I'll take you up on that offer if he refuses. You're keeping the blood in the veins right? Gives it the flavor, you know.

Yeah, of course I do. What am I, an animal?

Most of you guys are obviously too fat.

Send all your food to Seto.

Yes, please. Though I can only eat food in liquid form currently >~<

What's wrong?

APPLESAUCE

Are you having surgery/just had surgery? Eat lots of ice cream because that makes everything better; it's a scientific fact.