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Weirdest fetishes

7 years ago

So... Weird fetishes are normal now. You don't have to scroll far in deviant art to find dozens of pornographic images of My Little Pony, inflated women, girls wearing diapers, giant women crushing tiny men between their toes and of course, lots and lots of furries. In this weird little world we live in, we've become immune to the sheer fucked upedness of other people's sexual fantasies... Or so I thought.

Recently I've discovered something that, for the first time in years, made me raise my eyebrow at the fact that a fetish like this would even exist... Dragons having sex with cars.

This exists. This is a real fetish. I don't know why. It's just such a specific and random thing, but apparently some people are into it. Honestly, for some reason, after all the weird Rule 34 shit I've come across, this is the one that surprises me most. Just because... Why? Just why?

Anyway... Just wanted to know, what's the weirdest fetish that any of you have come across? What, out of all the weirdest, bat-shit, fucked-up fetishes that the internet has to offer has made you stop and think, "Huh? This exists? ... Weird." (No pictures please, I don't want this thread to get deleted.) cheeky

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7 years ago

Well, those people that want to chop their legs off to look better is pretty fucked up and weird.

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7 years ago

Oh yeah, I think I saw a documentary about that once. ^_^

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7 years ago

I don't even... just...

...

Why have you made this?!

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7 years ago

Because I'm me... Duh!

Real question is, why didn't End make it first? cheeky

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7 years ago

I... I don't know! crying 

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7 years ago

I'm surprised Brad didn't bring it up first.

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7 years ago

It was mentioned in one of my profile quotes...

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7 years ago
briar needs to spice up her masturbatory life probably. tbh this whole thread is my fetish so it's cool.

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7 years ago

Nothing gets you in the mood quite like the image of Toothless humping Lightning McQueen. ^_^

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7 years ago

You're dead to me.

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7 years ago

For some reason, the whole "I want to get into male, white porn" thing wasn't as funny as the part in the video when he says, "I'm a male. I'm not a female, I'm a male." ... Really glad he cleared that up for us. ^_^

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7 years ago

To be honest with you, it was kind of difficult to tell.

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7 years ago

That toothbrush stuff from the thread awhile back was pretty kinky.

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7 years ago

Oh yeah! The weird, anime, incest, tooth-brush porn! That was a good one. ^_^

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7 years ago

It's from episode 8 of Nisemonogatari.

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7 years ago

I'm trying to keep my search history clean now that random searches are being held at my school, and for some reason my phone's cookies show up in my chromebook browser history, so I'll spare you the gruesome sights, but...

"Thicc airplanes" was an autocomplete google search on one of the site's computers. I discovered an entire culture of porn than I wish I hadn't. You know furries? Well, there are also big-titted moe airplane people, big-titted pinups of humanised WWII guns, different anthropomorphic cars, and of course the BBW and Amazon pinups are tanks. To this day, I've been hunting down the person who sits at that computer the period before me. I don't know what to ask them, I don't know what they'll say, or what answers I'm looking for... But I have to talk to them. I have to know why.

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7 years ago

Wow! One I actually haven't heard of before. Thanks Sent. I learned something new today. ^_^

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7 years ago

Thicc Airplanes did only bring up a few images at the time, and I'm sure it's even less now that millions more pictures of both airplanes and thicc things have been uploaded to the internet, but I'm sure you'll find everything I saw if you look up stuff like "Aeromorph" and "gun/plane anthro -furry".

There's also (What I hope to GodJesus is) a non-sexual fandom, whose furry OCs range from 747s to Dragon Transformers. 

Addendum: Thank god Aeromorph is an actual aeronautics term, which further drives it into obscurity.

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7 years ago
Ugh.

Okay. I found the magic words for Google. Look up 'living aircraft art'.

No, wait. I meant to say 'don't'. Don't ever do this. Don't ever look up 'anthromorphic airplanes' either.

...I need a drink.

('living airplanes' was some Deviant art category, but most of them are pretty cartoony and reasonably non-creepy tbh. Still, I'm sure if I were to scroll down far enough...)

edit: 'Moe Anthropomorphism' seems to be the general term for making inanimate objects into little anime girls. You can probably combine this with airplanes in a search, but why would you want to?

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7 years ago

... I really should not have looked that up. >.<

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7 years ago

OH GOD I DIDN'T KNOW PEOPLE DREW ACTUAL AIRPLANES IN FUCKERY.

DAMMIT, MIZAL, I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE GODDAMN PICTURE OF THE BLUE ANGELS PLANE WITH TITS AND A VAGUE SENSE OF HUMANITY NOT ACTUAL JET SEX.

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7 years ago
Back before Something Awful became Something Sensitive, I remember there was a massive thread on the forums there dedicated to mocking some autistic girl's badly drawn big-titted airplane porn.

She would also write these long essays about all kinds of trivial shit in her life--how upsetting it was to have people thinking she was a lesbian because she wore fingerless gloves to work, her 'martial arts training' and how she would use a bokken to masturbate (I can't make this stuff up...) I wish I could remember enough to try and see if the thread still exists in the archives, because it was a goldmine.

There was another one of those threads about a guy obsessed, just absolutely obsessed with Yoshi from Mario, in pretty much every way possible. His stuffed Yoshi collection absolutely featured a few holes in suspicious places. (Though I guess that's fairly tame by internet standards...)

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7 years ago

Wait, she's upset that people think she's a lesbian, but she draws airplane pinups with tits!? I mean, if you're drawing chicks in porn, and you're presumably into those porn tit chicks, what makes you not a lesbian? Was it upsetting because they thought she was a lesbian for the wrong reasons? Was this like a Proto-SJW thing?

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7 years ago

She was probably bi. Or pan. Lesbian is a very specific identity.

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7 years ago

*Looks up bokken* ... Ouch! >.<

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7 years ago

Bokken's are pretty small all things considered; I'm no expert, but I imagine it wouldn't be so bad, I've definitely seen worse.

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7 years ago

Depends on which end she used, really. I can't imagine the bent part would be a very healthy thing to use, and some of the "Blades" can actually get kind of pointy.

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7 years ago

I just assumed she'd use the handle, after all only an idiot would consider using the blade . . . but then again she very well might be daft enough for that . . .

Those especially 'sharp' bokken are evil; if but simply because every once in a little while you do get hit by them while practicing Katas, and they hurt some when you're unarmored.

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7 years ago

9_9

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7 years ago

They're not into planes; they're into planes' personalities, duh.

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7 years ago

Haha! Well, as an aspiring Ship, I'm flattered! ^_~

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7 years ago

Reminder that a full bladder fetish is a thing and several storygames have been made catering to that fetish in the past.

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7 years ago

Is that seriously a thing, or are you just making fun of all the cancerous games whose primary story motivation is getting to the bathroom urgently?

 

Addendum: Your new profile is disappointing. I thought her shoulders were coming out of her head. Blemmyae are such painfully overlooked fantasy monsters.

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7 years ago

I believe it's called desperation, and yes, it's a thing.

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7 years ago

Oh, yeah. I never thought that was a fetish in and of itself, just a concept that attracted people to stuff like quadruple-amputee and immobility.

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7 years ago

Dude. If you read... not Coming to Power...  shit, the specific author. The one who went from butch lesbian to FTM... like HALF his stories involve piss play. Squicked me a liitle, tbh. But it's definitely real. Pat Califia! He's awesome, I gotta get my hands on his other books.

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^_~

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7 years ago

It's a thing, but I can hardly recall the stories anymore.

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7 years ago

I vaguely recall a storygame in which you became Nikki Minaj's stinky fart slave. 

 

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7 years ago

Ah, yeah. There was also a diaper guy. And way too many cat-fuckers and wolf-juicers.

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7 years ago

I was just going to mention the one coins just said.

This place attracts only the best obviously.

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7 years ago

Cock & ass vore. I've seen a couple of ass vore drawings, but no cock vore. They were... interesting, to say the least.

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7 years ago

Wait, which one does the eating? The cock eats shit, or gets eaten...? o_O

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7 years ago
many people share my fetishes such as my fetish for my own flaccid penis. I get really hard looking at it and end up turned off and flaccid again which makes me hard again. it's like a second heart pumping blood for me.

other than that my main fetish at the moment is the little crack between the oreo cookie. super hot stuff. lots of people sharing hot pics of oreos.

I've seen some crazy shit online though. some people have disgusting degenerate minds like "sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation" fetish. fucking mongrels seriously.

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7 years ago

... Is it wrong that this post made me hungry for Oreos?

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7 years ago

It's not just you. EVERYTHING makes me hungry for oreos...

Everything...

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7 years ago

Smegma porn. I see how getting pissed or even shit on could be hot, but eating smeg is a too much.

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7 years ago

Well I just google imaged that and I now regret everything. 

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7 years ago
moist yeasty anal smegma daddy porn? never heard of it.

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7 years ago

Torbjorn x Torbjorn. This is by far the wierdest shit I've ever seen in my life...

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7 years ago

Perfect timing. As I was browsing the cavernous depths of Reddit one late night I came across a post in a thread that some dude had a serious fetish of having two women pressing their breasts together. Like, two women chest-to-chest. He would even take pictures of his female friends and Photoshop them so it looked like they were chest-to-chest and used those hundreds of homemade images as fap material. He also explained that he has an unorthodox masturbation technique where he basically humps the floor/bed.

He went on to explain that he couldn't even have sex with his girlfriend for very long or in many positions because it didn't turn him on.

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7 years ago

Where in Reddit was this? I've yet to see this level of crap on it.

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7 years ago

Lemme see if I can find it...

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7 years ago

What in the fck have I just stumbled into?
Urethral unbirthing vore.

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7 years ago

Living hell. Get out while you can.

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7 years ago

I feel like you're the one guy who is still grossed out by 2g1c

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7 years ago

Highlight, copy, and paste you daft assholes.

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I feel weird for zooming in to actually read that >~<

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7 years ago

You wouldn't if you just followed my instructions every time I posted something. Dumbass.

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7 years ago

Quality shit-post. yes

Here, let me try it:

       

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7 years ago

hearttry harder next time boi

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7 years ago

Ahh, that old trick.

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7 years ago

._.

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7 years ago

;)

Minnie, I love you.

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7 years ago

(._.)

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7 years ago

-_-

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7 years ago

>u0On a scale of 1 to a Stephen Hawkings with Asperger's, how dense are you?

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7 years ago

(>~<)

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7 years ago

Highlight my post.

Copy it.

Paste it on your URL bar.Welcome to my shitposting world.

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7 years ago

... Sexy? frown

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7 years ago

Maybe, I've yet to find anyone who has a fetish for 'nothing' despite searching for approximately seventeen minutes, twenty-three seconds, 0.4 deciseconds, 0.45 centiseconds, and 0.451 milliseconds. I might have to extend my search into the dark web if my current search on the regular World Wide Web yields nothing. Wish me luck!

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7 years ago

update:

alright so I think I can confirm that the video's not sexy. This is backed up by extensive research and after the hard, grueling work of clicking through about 10 pages of google search results I have found no evidence of a 'nothing' fetish so I can confirm that the video's not sexy

>_> confirmed not sexy <_<

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7 years ago

Wow! Rule 34 doesn't apply to everything after all ^_^

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7 years ago

Normal porn for normal people.

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7 years ago

There are normal people? frown

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7 years ago

I, too, masturbate to shaved monkeys. 

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7 years ago
*African-Americans

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7 years ago

Once people see or do something that's weird or whatever they become accustomed to it and keep wanting it more extreme, like the old days when kissing a sixteen year old girl on the cheek was something to be looked away from, now shit happens that even I have trouble comprehending, just tells you how messed up the world is becoming....

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7 years ago

 "Like the old days when kissing a sixteen year old girl on the cheek was something to be looked away from."

... Damn! That's some hard-core, kinky shit right there! ^_^

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7 years ago

Wh...what? is that a joke? I'm saying that back then people were so moral, how is that Kinky? 

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7 years ago

I fail to see how watching a crossdresser get spitroasted by two upstanding, African-American, gentlemen is immoral. 

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7 years ago

Who ever mentioned that!? we're talking about a completely different thing!

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7 years ago

Seems like a common fetish is getting yourself banned from a site and then making multiple alts to get back on to get yourself banned again.

Fortunately for Reading she's low on the radar for now.

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7 years ago

Respected, magnificent, glorious, charming, EndMaster.....I am not here to cause trouble, and I would be grateful if you could not bring that up, guilt tripping me about the past makes me feel like this community isn't Just. If i do something wrong then you can scold me as much as you possibly can.....thank you :)

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7 years ago

Who's guilt tripping you? Seriously, getting banned and then making alts to get banned again really is a common weird fetish around here.

You got guys on here that have alts in the triple digits, though most are just in the double digits. Still an awful lot though.

I'm not counting Ryder since it seems like he disappeared and his weird fetishes were worse than just making alts.

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7 years ago

And just "Read" will be fine.

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7 years ago

Actually I preferred your alt "EndmasterMakesMeCry"

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7 years ago

that name meant something!! you...you....bringer of girls tears!!! I hate you!

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7 years ago

Sorry for derailing EndMaster....

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7 years ago
sorry for derailing that one thread back then can I have 300 points back? :)

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7 years ago

It still is something to be looked away from, you goddamn pedophile! Go talk to nmel if you wanna run around kissing 16-year-olds, don't bother us with it!

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7 years ago

Now that's a bullshit lie. Not since we invented the camera did we not use it for awful porn. Look up 1800s porn and see what disgusting shit you get just to prove it. The world's the best it's ever been. The gays are being allowed marry, the women aren't subjugated and if I say I'm sick of living next to darkies, people insult me rather telling me to move away from the slave house.

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7 years ago

Anthropomorphic. Hyper-Endowned. Jetplanes. 

I'll leave a link here. It has nothing too horrible...just you know....Jetplanes with boobs.

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7 years ago

God dammit! It was already mentioned! We totally needed didn't need a link!

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To be fair on the guy, I think the horse is hotter than his wife. cheeky

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7 years ago

woops Image result for weirdest fetishes ever

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7 years ago

I'm guessing the guy ran out of face paint halfway through. cheeky

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7 years ago

The eldritch horror in that picture isn't necessarily a zoophile, just to be clear. Just the common garden variety of horror movie cringefuel furry.

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7 years ago

Would be good if one of these pictures had a family in the car.

"Daddy, I'm scared! Is the dragon going to it us?"

"Don't worry son. The dragon's just... Uhh... Cleaning the car." >.>

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7 years ago
"daddy look at all the soap! it's getting everywhere!"

"yeaah haha...nono wait don't eat it!!"

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7 years ago

XD

You people are seven kinds of awful, and I've missed you all. ^_^

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7 years ago
My voice is a couple people's fetish. Dunno what it is, just got a nice one I guess. Been complimented on it a lot over the years. I think that counts as pretty weird.

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7 years ago

I can attest to this. Not the fetish, but Ford having a really nice voice. Even him insulting my friend and I sounded heavenly.

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7 years ago

Wonder rabbit girl was a manga that dealt with different kinds of fetishes before the creators decided to cut it short after figuring out exactly how bizarre the story they were making was.

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7 years ago

Here's an interesting one;

Hoboken Squat Cobbler:
The act of someone in costume sitting on a pie and wiggling around. It is a sexual fetish and may involve crying.

 

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7 years ago

And I thought cake farting was weird..... Yikes.

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7 years ago

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7 years ago
you forgot to tag seth

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7 years ago

Does Seth even get on anymore?

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7 years ago
no but I'm sure he still gets off

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7 years ago

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7 years ago

3. Fucksake. Misprouned a kid, sorry. Next? 5, whoooooo, 3. Who who, who who. SJW? Social Justice Owl. Fuck. Tired. Me not you. Okay. David Whitehead? Plastics? Fuck. Totem. Um. 7, plastic, rainbow, got it somewhere, GODDAMMIT, sorry, s'okay. GOOD. DONE. GO. TRIAGE. FUCK.

It's just nerve surgery.

Okay. Rocket Sugery.

Not Yours. Okay.

NOT YOURS.

NOT YOURS.

NOT YOURS.

Um. Tony Fucking Stark, okay. Uhhhh. I'm agnostic? Fuck. Busy. Good? Funny?

SORRY. IN CHORUS? ANGELS AND DEMONS PLEASE?

TV?

OCD. K.

OCD. K.

"Just OCD."

"Programmer Joke."

Triiiiage. Thanx.

99

....I LOVE YOU ALL. ^_^

Sorry, small psychotic break. How are you guys?

Telling taboo jokes on the internet & triaging & shit. How are you all?

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7 years ago

Your post is more incomprehensible than half the stuff that runs through my dreams at night.

I'm doing well. Love you too bb ~ <3

 

 

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7 years ago

Goddammit Morgan. Ascending all these astral planes and shit. The nature of reality was compromised enough as it is!

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7 years ago

XD

Yyyyeah, it's been an interesting few days.

 

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7 years ago
Morgan_R confirmed lemonady can anyone break the secret code speak?

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7 years ago

Heh. Um. Could you define "lemonady" for me?

Pretty good at managing depression & hypomania. Mania I have less practice with, so...

 

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7 years ago
Oh you're back.

I'd assumed the earlier post was a result of random neurons firing in your brain as it started to shut down, and kept thinking it was really weird anyone would want to spend their final moments posting here.

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7 years ago

XD

Nah, you're not getting rid of me that easy.

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7 years ago

What's the joke? I must be too new to understand.

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7 years ago

There is no joke. Morgan is bipolar sometimes.

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7 years ago

Morgan is bipolar all the time.  Morgan is manic sometimes. ^_^

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7 years ago

Pff, no, intangible things only exist when you notice they exist. As the saying goes, "Out of mind... Further out of mind"?

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7 years ago
"The Somebody Else's Problem field is a field running on the principle that if something is identified to be somebody else's problem, the brain will edit it out of the person's vision, thus rendering anything in the SEP field invisible. The only way to spot something in an SEP field is to catch it out of the corner of your eye." - Douglas Adams

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7 years ago

We're still waiting on Glassport.

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7 years ago

...really?

I mean... I am basically the worst DM, why would you guys subject yourself to that? XD

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7 years ago

Can't believe this never came to me before the Harry Potter thread, but DRACO MALFOY.

I mean, holy shit, I don't think there is a fetish weirder than the one the cringier part of the Potter Fandom seems to have.

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7 years ago

Weirdest thread I think I have read through on this site. Yet I just had to look up everything mentioned. What in my life has led me to this indecision 

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7 years ago
you looked up my voice? how'd that go?

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7 years ago

I'm going to admit I'm a crazy madman into Omorashi, essentially having standard and garden variety heterosexuality but with added elements of... Urination. Why? No flipping clue.

The most peculiar and illogical I've ever heard of is stuff like infatuation with inanimate objects like toasters etc. Imagine how awkward it would be if someone because aroused and started flirting with a bread box you purchased or your washing machine delivery got delayed by a... Stalker. WHAT? I saw a program about weird fetishes out or morbid interest and there was a woman claiming to be 'married' to statues. I bet they're not much for riveting conversation!

The absolute craziest and most disturbing I've heard of would be stuff like 'vore' as in wanting be be eaten alive etc. People who know me know that in a situation where a dragon or ogre or some horrid creature wanted to eat me, I'd slay the bugger, not bloody well fetishise the idea! What poor survival instincts!

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7 years ago

The general consensus seems to be that the creatures are not horrid, rather, they are sexually attractive thingies. Usually. Sometimes they're just pokemon.

There also tends to be a "getting out clause" whenever other fetishes get involved. The Preggers believe we are reborn better and stronger the next time her belly swells up like that. The Fatfuckers believe we live on as their physical essence. Mostly, the cushy stuff and muscles resulting from consuming all those calories at once. The Guros believe we overcome the beast and slice the cannibalistic monster apart from the inside out. The Anabastards believe that the monster overcomes her desire to eat food for the sake of a 'good body', and discharges the victim. The Shiteaters believe we become shit. Vanilla Vorephiles prefer not to think about the aftermath, and just wish they were inside a girl for once, one way or another.

It's like belief in the afterlife, except it's about what happens after the very furthest thing from an inevitable event and nobody's killed each other over it yet.

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7 years ago

What's a fetish

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7 years ago

It's a new kind of dance. Steve will probably show you some time.

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7 years ago

Cool! Steve doesn't like me though. 

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7 years ago

Before I do, how old are you again?

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11

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Eh... no, not going to do that. Hang, on a hard eleven or a soft el... no, still probably shouldn't. Get back to me in a few years.

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7 years ago

Old enough to be a "Smart for her age" noseless witch named after a pony.

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7 years ago

Are you making fun of me :(

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7 years ago

Yes, he is.

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7 years ago

I do that to everyone, new and old. Don't worry about it.

Wonder what a fetish is? Wish granted.

7 years ago

A fetish is when people become sexually attracted and aroused by unusual and often illogical things, such as a person's feet.

If you haven't learnt what sex is, oh dear, your parents/guardians will have a fun time explaining when a man and a woman, or a man and a man, or a woman and a woman, love each other very much, or love each other a bit, or actually have barely met... AGH, it's too difficult to elaborate on!

Wonder what a fetish is? Wish granted.

7 years ago

I know what sex is. There are two exactly. A female and Male. What does that have to do with dancing though?

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7 years ago

Well, there is 'sex' as in gender, but the reason there are Male and Female people specifically (or boys and girls, or men and women) is because a Male and a Female perform an action known as 'sex' privately in order to produce babies and squeeze out more little wriggling little pieces of flesh to become your brothers and sisters.

Wonder what a fetish is? Wish granted.

7 years ago

I know what sex is. There are two exactly. A female and Male.

Lol, I can tell you've never been to CoG.

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7 years ago

What's CoG

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7 years ago

*sigh* Look kid, just seek your parents/guardians and ask them to give you a special thing called The Talk.

You will learn about how babies are made, why mummy and daddy like to wrestle late in the night and other such stuff.

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7 years ago

I have reason to believe she's really just a 30-year-old man being facetious.

Mainly because I think everyone here are 30-year-old men being facetious, but this girl especially.

Wonder what sex is? Wish not granted.

7 years ago

I'm actually 17. Close, but not close enough.

Wonder what sex is? Wish not granted.

7 years ago

Uh, really? You're almost my age. At least when I thought you were twelve there was the excuse of inexperiance.

Wonder what sex is? Wish not granted.

7 years ago

Yes, really. I thought you were much older.

Wonder what sex is? Wish not granted.

7 years ago

No, I'm just far better than you and you mistake the stupidity of you and your friends as normal for your age. 

Wonder what sex is? Wish not granted.

7 years ago

Ah, that's a relief. You're smarter than a stranger on the internet. Someone you hardly know, or have any experience with. Belittling people you don't know sure makes you feel good, doesn't it? Sort of fills up a crater created by emotional and/or physical pain, doesn't it?

Good.

Wonder what sex is? Wish not granted.

7 years ago

Not really a relief. Just kind of a fact that's there. Whilst insulting you doesn't really fill any 'crater's in my, it is quite enjoyable. It's nice to reinforce the fact that you should know your place.

Wonder what sex is? Wish not granted.

7 years ago

XD at ZagHero

Wonder what sex is? Wish not granted.

7 years ago

She said in her intro post she's a kid. Unless she's really someone's sockpuppet and she's just trolling us. I'd rather give her the benefit of the doubt and reframe from speaking about such matters to her, but that's just me.

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7 years ago

Your ignorance is adorable. Everyone is a troll, no one is telling you the truth, half of us are alts of other people.

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7 years ago

It's true. I'm really Steve24833's alt. /s

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7 years ago

Which is strange, because I'm just an alt of EndMaster.

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7 years ago

Apparently everyone is EndMaster.  

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7 years ago

I'm really EndMaster :)

Wonder what a fetish is? Wish granted.

7 years ago

That's good though. We don't need that cancer over here.

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7 years ago

Google "Rule 34".

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7 years ago

But also don't do that. That's an option. A beneficial option, even.

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7 years ago

Ruin your innocence, if there's any there.

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7 years ago

Or don't do that. That might be fun, too.

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7 years ago

So any theories of why we get so many people that are barely in the double digits wandering over here? (Assuming Rainbow is telling the truth about her age)

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7 years ago

Here's a wild theory, since we're on a topic about fetishes and stuff, maybe this is all pretend and the NOT kid is actually into that act like a kid stuff called age play! It's a CONSPIRACY, I tell you.

It's funny how I realise in hindsight how I learnt so much about these things from watching CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. More like CSI: Sex Education, am I right?

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7 years ago

Childish curiosity and wonderment. They come with dreams and optimism of talking felines frolicking somewhere in wherever felines frolic, but then it is the calling of every Cystian to crush whatever optimism and dreams they've had up until now before they joined, so they're pessimistic, or jaded. Well, at least that's usually an improvement from their original personalities. 

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7 years ago

I thought gamebooks were generally aimed toward/discovered at a young age these days, what with all the educational stuff and goosebumps.

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7 years ago

Oh wait a minute!

Rainbow is that old degenerate that thinks he's a little girl that Zag linked to in that other thread.

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7 years ago

My brain was a little too quick to accept that theory as fact. I had to tell it to calm down...

Bottle me up because I'm on a roll.

7 years ago

Aha! My conspiracy theory is not longer just a theory. It is conspiracy fact. Score one for Pc Genie.

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6 years ago

While browsing tumblr i had found images drawn of girls behaded and the bodies tied to a rotisary. Surely it is not the oddest I have seen or read about but I wonder why this exists. Is it for the purpose of canniableism or something more as in women are just prey. It wasn't disturbing really it was just one of those things that probably falls under the whole rule 34 concept. 

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6 years ago

Oh, yeah, that fetish exists for guys too, but we live in a culture where the flanderised image is that men are 'supposed to' be more dominant, and women submissive to a stupid degree, so guys are more likely to end up getting into fucked up/violent shit, so the rotisserie fantasy presumably comes about because the term "Fuckmeat" gets taken too far, and there's probably some other shit tied into it. There's a lot of deep-seated psychological stuff that ties into cannibalism as a drive/want outside of cultures where it is traditionally done, and the diagnosis can be anything from "He just gets really into the concept of enjoying flesh in any way" to "his mom was never there, so feeding and affection instincts went to weird places". Though I wouldn't get too far into it, because whenever non-professionals try to delve into psychology, they slowly make the transition into becoming Fruede-quoting retards and discredit everything they said before this.

There's also the idea of the Dullahan fetish related to decapitation, which shows up in some Monster Girl shit. I guess it's the idea is that your head can be in another place, which allows you to hypothetically be a voyeur while still experiencing shit with your own body, although what they do with the head is very probably one of those "Let's not think about it" features of the rotisserie thing.

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6 years ago

Eh, this culture doesn't show women as submissive particularly, there's equally a shit ton of porn where it's hyper-dominent women. Speaking of, saw a video where a woman in a confederate flag bikini talks to a presumably black POV repeatedly calling them "slave", "boy", "negro" and "nigger" and inspecting them as if they were a slave before ordering them to do feet shit. So that's a fetish.

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6 years ago

That's also porn culture, however, which, like a lot of fetishes, sort of runs counter to regular media based on early psychological/sexual interpretations of regular media. A guy who looks at himself and doesn't find the cowboy badass he's supposed to be might start looking for that dominant attitude in a partner without really wanting that in an overall relationship. I'm not saying that it's universally the reason for female doms on the internet, but it still sort of plays into the theory. Not that media really shows anyone as dominant or submissive "particularly", but cultural gender norms are a fucking mishmash of things and broad influences that can only be generalised in efficient discussion.

It's true that there's plenty of tasteful subversion these days, but there's still the common note that girls seem to be badass because they have something in society to defy, and boys get to be badass because it was necessary for their survival. It's rarely the other way around in the mainstream, except in things that've come out this very decade. (This latter half of a decade, even. I struggle to name normie movies or shows prior to 2015 where things are a little more even whenever the implications of who's badass are dealt with.)

I guess a notable pre-2015 example is Black Widow in Iron Man, since that's an obvious case of the girl who had to be badass for her survival coming out of the nerd realm, but notice how, in the movie (And this goes for most female characters in most of Marvel's live-action TV shows) she has to win her fights by being tricksy, bendy, and acrobatic, instead of fighting like a guy, who would normally just slug the other guy. There weren't really many positive or heroic portrayals of girls legitimately engaging and winning old-fashioned fisticuffs with guys at this point, and if they were, they weren't part of pop culture as much as they are today. I can name about 3 exceptions, maybe. This next generation might have a little bit more balanced ideas about dominance and their conception of masculinity and femininity.

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6 years ago

It was just something i found odd and what i mean by women as prey was that i know some men and women who are turned on by the thought of being helpless and hunted i wasn't stating a fact i was just putting a opinion out there but thankyou for the insight i guess.

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6 years ago

Tbh, I was trying to work the dullahan thing into the discussion since we're bringing back the fetish thread.