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Once again it’s time to ring your big bells and throw rotten fruit at these folks as they walk naked through the streets, because it’s SHAMING time!

Yes, once again we mock those that failed the simplest of tasks. Keep in mind, SHAME never goes away just by ignoring it! You MUST redeem yourself if you ever hope to get rid of it, so we go through the current list of the SHAMED from past contests as well as this one!

Prepare yourself, because this list seems to be getting longer before it’s getting any shorter!

PIT OF SHAME

awesomeness12
Bannerlord
Bilbo
Blazewhisker
Claw2k11
Flamenod
jep49
Journeyman
jster02
Kwism1127
Lallafa
Lancelot
Malkalack
MinnieKing
Providence
RainGem
Raki
Rathalon1213
Seto
ShowMeTheCode
SpartacustheGreat (Coins)
Thotfodder

TWICE SHAMED

MasonJarGuzzi
Mr.Mustachio
Plelb
Yellowbelly

BANNED AND SHAMED

CallMeFriend (Boringfirelion)
LADYHEAT24
Negative

temporaryaccount
Tot

And that’s it for this contest’s SHAMED list.

Shit, you lot are fucking terrible.

Wow there are even formerly respectable people in there now.

Lol poor TCount though, that's some very unfortunate company to be keeping.

Damn.

Sucks to be you guys lol.

Christ. We're wastes of fuckin' oxygen.

I believe Plelb submitted 2012, so he should have crawled his way out of there.

I don't think that met minimum site standards.

broke when I died and I couldn't finish it. very torturous to play too

oh yeah your discord ban is up by now. it was temp until the contest was over because you said you came back just for that so I wanted to ruin the satisfaction xD

He didn't make it in time and he took it down now anyway.

When do we get the bet payouts?

You, Ford and Wibbons have to wait because you guys are competing for a whole different PRIZE.

Whoever wins the CHAOS mini-contest, is getting ALL the points that were bet. (Including that slacker Bannerlord's)

Losers obviously get nothing, which isn't going matter much in Ford's case anyway.

Holy sh*t. That's better then the prize for winning the contest. A mention in a thread and 100 points.

Wow. This will *possibly* be very lucrative for WIBN. 

Wait I didn't enter that one though. I just wanted you to pick how many points I was betting.

Yeah, I picked over 125, which means you entered the Chaos Seeker Contest since you didn't make a normal bet like everyone else.

Didn't we all enter the chaos contest? :3

hue hue hue hue hue

Edit:: You and your mod editing powers e-e

I'm gonna be so fucking salty

If I knew I could get +6k I would've fucking killed someone.

"Wibbons the chicken"

Lol.

Seriously, everyone making crazy bets has nobody to blame but themselves. Lol.

Banner, T-Count and jep, just fucking failed to even complete the task at all.

Beta, you were insane enough to let me of all people pick your bet for you. Be glad I didn’t take ALL your points and was fairly generous.

Ford, you got blessed by the Founders and even had some people rooting for you and STILL cocked it up.

And the kicker in all this? Wibbon’s story wasn’t even that hard to beat. Seriously, she is probably not going to win the main contest since I had her in last place before Ford and beta submitted their stories.

However, she put in the work to at least do better than everyone involved in the whole Chaos Seeker thing. So yeah, she’s probably going to win that due to everyone else involved in it being lazy.

But again, this is all very chaotic, so who knows maybe Bucky and the other judges will like your stories better and you'll win after all.

To think, if i'd bet a few more points and didn't delete my entry while I was half asleep like a fucktard, I may have gotten all those points.

At least you unlocked an achievement.

My first achievement, hooray for me.

I'm kicking myself for playing it safe now but as of last week I wasn't sure I'd be finishing a story at all.

Well, 'finishing', anyway.

Hm, this is an interesting mini-contest. I'd be rather giddy if I win the 4950 points wagered (especially since I have 50 other points as well).

Also, I would like to thank Banner, T-Count, and Jep for not submitting anything. 

Wait, didn't I redeem myself at least a little bit by winning the previous contest? 

I think you should be. I mean winning a contest should probably take you out of the pit, let alone the fact that you swept the two top spots. 

What other contest? Last contest Rom was in, he didn't submit anything.

He won the Flash Fiction contest in February.

Oh, that other contest that occurred that month. Honestly I forgot all about that one.

Ugh, what a damn nuisance. Fine, Rom is out of the pit.

Woohoo

Is the pit even big enough for so many people? If they stand on each others sholders, some might actually climb out ... nah, too much effort.

They can't, it's a very deep and wide pit. The floor of the pit has the consistency of shit so even when one of them tries to climb out on the backs of others, they all just sink down. Not to mention it's on fire and whenever someone tries to escape, demon crab like creatures shove them back in.

So it's deep, wide, mushy, constantly burning and infested with crabs.

It's basically coin's mom's girl parts.

This was art.

Why must you torment me so