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Now that all the winners have gotten their warm and fuzzies and the losers have gotten their bannings and SHAMINGS, it’s time for last Chaos Seeker standing to claim her PRIZE.

Oh and I also decided that Wibbons should also win jep’s bet since it wouldn’t be fair to Wibbons if she didn’t. Jep might have flaked out, but so did Bannerlord and Wibbons is getting his points too.

However, since jep bet 500 points he didn’t actually have, Wibbons wins -500 points from the total. Wibbons can be very glad however that T-Count got himself banned before the contest was over and took his negative points with him to the grave.

While it wasn’t a case that she was so good, it was definitely a case that everyone else was so bad, and let’s face it, sometimes that’s enough.

Wibbons: Winner of the PRIZE by being slightly less terrible than the rest of the competitors.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J3VeogFUOs

The prize for this was better than the prize for the actual contest, Jesus. gg Wibbons.

A truly hard fought victory for her. 

So, is she going to Disneyland?

I'm not in favor of this ruling though, winning that many points breaks the point system really hard, and that has implications on other systems, most notably Trophies. I'd have honestly rather have gone for an Achievement Unlocked: 100 Points type solution here. Here they picked up 4,100 points once you factor in the 1405 point buy-in

Chaos contest. CHAOS being the key word.

This wasn’t a “normal” contest. Hence why people were allowed to make the outrageous bets to the point of getting themselves banned in the first place.

The funny thing is I got this idea from you since you suggested in the contest thread that the winner would get ALL the points.

At the time you said that, I hadn’t actually come up with the way I was going to decide what the PRIZE was going to be, but then I figured, “Yeah that sounds good.”

I'm not in favor of it really either, since that many points was awarded just because people were lazy and Wibbons managed to put something of the "eh" level out, but it is as it is.

What outcome I would have liked to have seen is Ford or T-Count actually put out something of mid-level quality so they won the Chaos Seeker contest, but only to get banned with the PRIZE due to losing to Saika.

Even T-Count not flaking out and someone winning all the negative points he bet would have been amusing.

Yeah lol. Saika got one week to write an entry. It's sad for Ford and Tcount. T_T

@Saika

RIP Ford.

May End treat his soul horribly.

So apparently Wibbons didn't even realize he was in a clash to the death with his fellow Chaos Seekers.

Now it would have been one thing if Wibbons had made an effort and submitted something sub-par and won due to everyone else failing to beat him due to their own sloth and shitty writing. But I'm afraid I can't overlook such willful blindness to one's surroundings.

Wibbons, you have been stripped of your PRIZE and cast down to mortal once again.

Now let this be the end of this dark chapter.

Whoa. Oh man, that's a real downer lol. 

That just happened.

May as well delete this thread now, as it no longer has any importance.

But that's not my call to make.

:o)

I'll leave it up a bit longer.

Lol.

'Nuff said. That's some fucking philosophy you just put in our lives. I'm changing my religion to 'Mizalism'. I'll make this happen.

You fool, all the smart people are part of the "Tharaism" religion.

Hmm... yes... Taylor and I are at odds, it seems, as she's a Tharian enthusiast. Whilst I remain a Mizalian. But this will not become Romeo and Juliet! Because our love is not forbidden, and religions are not rival families, and (hopefully) we both don't commit suicide in the end! Yeah, there's no fucking way it could be Romeo and Juliet.

Juliet was on the better side so it could be.

That's not exactly true. The story never really focused on the Montagues as much as the Capulets. Honestly, I feel that the Montagues were better as parents than the Capulets.

I see you missed my point. I'll use a bigger size.

Thara is better than Mizal.

Okay.

Nuh-uh. Thara's the Poundland Mizal. Her paint is all splotched, she uses the same mold as the other three ripoffs next to her, and there's only articulation in her shoulders. Not that she'd need it, because all the out-of-scale accessories she's been sold with don't actually fit in her hands.

But in the end, only a retard would outright worship another person just for saying something philosophical. Truly it is an obstacle on the path to cosmic understanding.

I 'worship' Mizal as more of a joke, honestly.

You acknowledged the joke as a joke, though, therefore the banter is lost, and if I bring up cosmic understanding again it'll sound like I'm being serious, and really you've just befuckled the entire thing and I am very disappointed.

Yeah, joke's ruined. Goodbye, I'm going to kill myself now.

Ooohhohoo. We are not bringing up Romeo and Juliet. That's the unit I'm on in English, and it's annoying enough.

Honestly I'm more surprised Mizal didn't verbally murder Minnie for saying that Thara was better than her.

Of course it's possible she didn't see it since the dog fucker derailment thread is currently getting more attention for obvious reasons.

Being nice to Minnie would be way too much effort for Mizal at too little benefit.

Besides, apparently Gamzee and Crescent already worship her.

;) You got to worship the queen, dear.

What sounds better? Queen Mizal, Emperor Mizal or Lord Mizal? 

*COUGH* Lady Mizal.

In any case, I found this all arbitrarily amusing.

Burn in hell

Well, I can't drown anyways. So ha.

Anyone can drown. Why are you unnaturally immune to this?

When you throw a fresh cow pie into a pit of diarrhea, it doesn't drown, it becomes one with its surroundings. Minnie's a little bit like that. He can't drown in shame, because he simply is shame.

I'll give you partial credit for this.

42.

What's up with your liking of that number?

Just remember that Shakespeare meant to make it a comedy and find solace in the knowledge that the whole thing is a farce.

The candle that burns twice as bright lasts half as long.

Could've kept your point horde,
If you'd just swallowed your pride.
Could've still been named Ford,
If you didn't make bet suicide.

All you did was put off,
Now you finally pay the price.

You wouldn't be a robot,
T-Count handed you the game,
Now you're a mechanical snot,
And there's no-one else to blame!

You can't escape-- the BAN-HAMMER!
You didn't even try!
You finally got the BAN-HAMMER!
This'll be the end of you.

Now you've been repressed,
Trapped in the body of your own son!
Managed to lose a contest,
That fucking Wibbons' story won!

You didn't stop-- the BAN-HAMMER!
You didn't give a fuck!
Could've avoided-- BAN-HAMMER!
But you were a cuck!
You only got-- the BAN-HAMMER!
You disgrace to March's honor!
You got-- BAN-HAMMERED!
Let there be no doubt about it!

(Banned! Banned! BAN-HAMMER!)

Ford is banished, (Ford is banished! Ford is banished!)
And he's shed his skin! (Shed his skin!)
This is the new Ford, (This is the new Ford!)
He's not cash money. (Not very cash money!)
Oh won't you ag him on, (Ag him on!)
So he'll write something, (Write something!)
Ag him on! (Ag him on!)
So he'll write something! (Write something!)
I mean something good. (Ag him on!)
He might come through! (Write something!)
Don't hold your breath though, (Ag him on!)
Don't hold your breath now, hey! (Write something!)
Come on, come on help him do!

I'll write Wibbons's anthem of disappointment later, maybe. For now, I'm content with harrassing Ford and having an excuse to listen to Peter Gabriel.

The only disappointment I have is in regards to Ford's laziness though I never expected much better. In hindsight, I should've more closely read through the posts in the original Chaos thread to notice that anything above the normal amount would be an automatic entry into the mini-contest. Oh well, unlike Ford, I still have WIBN.