Does anyone know where I can find a good website or story or something about the devil being in love with God? I've checked nineteen pages of Google results.
HAHAHAAA thank you, I can go to bed with a good laugh now.
I'm serious. And the love shouldn't be a "pure" love. It should have slash.
What?
If you can't find it...then why don't you make it and post it on the site.
Although I'm pretty sure that JJJ would ban it.
I don't think so, but if Nevermind decides to release it...
JJJ is not going to ban anything.
Although he may delete it. (He's done it with Nevermind in the past)
I can see how he would delete the thread, but why wouldn't he delete the storygame?
remember that story game nevermind released that literally had three words to a page and two links?
Exactly ;)
Lol, I know 3J deleted it. first it was on the new story list, then it wasn't (as in the one it replaced was there again) Plus, if you look on your profile, you have no published storygames and for the longest time there was only one unpublished story on your profile, no published ones. Plus the fact that the published story was no longer there.
Why did you delete that story? It was a masterpiece, it deserved a spot in the top storygame section, it easily trumped every story on this site.
It was JJJ-thebanisher.
you know, there's this really nice one called the Bible. You might want to check that out.
The Devil loved God more than anything else in the universe, he was an angel after all. He loved God so much he refused to love humans because they were flawed and violent (ironyyyyy). That's one telling of the story anyway.
Hates humans, mad at God for exiling to that Hell-hole (literally), etc. It basically caused him to snap, but he still "loves" God, in a twisted little way I guess. There are several tellings of the story, that's just one of them.
He's still responsible for temptation, causing evil in humans, miscarriages (I heard one of the original texts blamed that on Lillith, but she isn't really referenced anymore.), wars, plagues, and other evil things.
In olden times when it was required. Like when the Egyptians wouldn't let the Jews go.
Bo, when was the last time you read your bible? thats not how it went at all. Satan envied Gods power and claimed he was greater, 1/3 of the angels beleived him then God cast Satan and his angels out of heven.
That's one story. Like I said, there are several stories about how things went down in more than one story in the Bible. I personally don't like to limit myself in believing what only one thing tells me, so I did some research. Christian history (both the history of their beliefs and of the Christian people themselves) is fascinating, regardless of what religion you practice.
in more than one place in the Bible*
Lol, like Christianity :)
umm... you do realize that Catholicism is a Christian sect, right?
Then, the theologists think that it was because the snake was a symbol of some religion prior to Christianity. (Most religions find way to make the sybols of other religions evil to gain converts and raise anti-other religion sentiment to prevent converts)
Many, many different tellings of the story, that's just closest to the one I believe.
Which is why I like that story better, I believe that humans are all basically evil.
I mean like seriously, it would be a really great story and I'm not really able to imagine it properly.
If anybody wants me to, I'm willing to post the facts as I see them.
Not appreciated.
neither is the story
Oh good. I'm so glad you haven't yet lost all enthusiasm for my scenario.
Wonderful.
whawhawhawhawhawhawhawhawhat? You actually have a pic? This must be a good week for profile pics.
I just uploaded it. There's a bunch of other ones on my profile now. All of them are basically either angels or skulls.
Yours is nonsensical.
Mine is of Karn the Silver Golem planeswalker trapped in a corrupted throne. He created an entire metallic world... so your argument is invalid.
Why are we talking about peoples' profile pictures? Let's talk about what happened between God and the Devil.
We already talked about that, Guanyin won.
No, no. The LOVE. The KISS. The FALL.
There was love, I highly doubt there was a kiss, then there was a fall.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4&feature=related
Through PM, I gathered she was talking about a homoerotic God/Satan relationship. She messaged me about seeing one of my former profile pics from an image search when she typed in God Devil kiss.
Any story. They may have had sex once before the fall, but they could have just kissed. They should not have a relationship afterwards, and both of them, but the Devil especially, should be really miserable becuase of the fall and the subsequent lack of a relationship.
someone watches a bit too much south park...
What's south park?
... It's probably best if you didn't know
In that case, tell me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc&NR=1
My computer isn't loading videos right now.
People write fanfic on 4chan? I went there once and cleared out lol.
Technically, what I'm looking for isn't fanfiction. And there are two 4chans. One is a porn search engine.
Well, there's another.
You don't even search on the one I went to. It was a forum site, then no matter what forum you go to (or thread) you get porn... so I cleared out.
Surely you can stand a little porn for the sake of seeing 4chan.
You know what I found hilarious? I tried going back a few months later (I think 7), and I couldn't click on the misc. tab, and I'm assuming no one could without having an account anymore. However, the porn forums were still perfectly blue and clickable.
Strange
Then you didn't find it.
Death is watching. . . .
Honestly, with all the creeps running around the internet, I'm really surprised you didn't find one. I'm sure you could easily find it on google alone.
Please don't, next thing we know we're gonna have Religous Erotica floating around here.
But I don't want it to be choose your own adventure.
Lololol, I maybe Edutainment?
I'd say Romance.
Well, I found something on FictionPress.com that could sort of be thought of as that, I guess (though the author says it's a metaphor), but it's not really satisfying.
And that was an accident.
So basically, there's one story that doesn't even really count, and isn't on the search. The Internet is a wonderful place.
Yay! I found that author again! FINALLY!
By the way, everyone, the devil is not the bad guy. It's God.
Are you honestly calling the devil a good guy, i have never heard more ignorance in my life.
I'm not saying he's good. . .but God is worse.
See, love, God is omnipotent. You know what that means? That means he can do whatever he wants--like stopping the devil from being "evil", or preventing anything bad from ever happening, and he can do it without any cost to himself. And he doesn't. He doesn't even stop some bad things from happening. Therefore, he is not the good guy.
No, I posted because I was genuinely glad to have found that author again, as several stories they have written are worthy of my favorites, and I thought I might as well tell you the truth about God (who doesn't exist) while I was at it.
Look what I just found! How dare you link me to such an evil character?!?!!
Like most gay men of the past, He-Man splits his time between two identities. During his everyday life he is Prince Adam, whose outfit of choice is tights under a button-up shirt.
While this getup is presumably meant to throw everybody off the scent of the fabulousness that pulses under the surface, he probably could have come up with a better disguise than "middle-aged woman on her way to aerobics class."
When he's He-Man, he wears fur underwear, boots and basically anything he can get his hands on that will make him look like he should be dancing in a cage at a gay bar. That's really the only thing that changes about his appearance. His clothes manage to get like 100 percent gayer, his pet tiger gets braver and he starts shooting gobs of energy out of a big phallic sword.
For some reason, he thinks this is enough to convince his best friend from childhood Teela that Adam and He-Man are two completely different people. No glasses, no masks, just less clothing and the sword. Teela plays along, but we're pretty sure she's just humoring him: "Hey Ada ... I mean He-Man. What a super masculine name that is by the way. In no way does its redundant masculinity suggest that you are attempting to cover anything up. Nor, do your naked bulging muscles."
Real-world gay counterpart:
The Sopranos' Vito Spatafore, played by Joseph R. Gannascoli. He leads a double life just like He-Man. Instead of using a muscled physique to overcompensate, he kills people.
You can tell just by looking at him that he's gay in the same way as bobmcbob or maybe Sigmund Freud! And his disguise is just changing his clothes from stupid to stupider! And he has nothing to do with the topic of the thread!
I figured it out. Now I feel like an idiot.
Being a Christian, I have no objections against such stories. Unlike some other Christians. I actually know that its' all mythylogical. Just like any religion of course. But, like other following any religion. I believe in the bible. Might as well believe in something.
I stand for the non-existence of any sort of god or supernatural entity.
In other words, for the Truth.
All i could think of the devil being in love with God was in the tv show supernatural (season 5)
Lucifer says he is misunderstood, that he was punished for "loving God too much"- ep 5.01
He tells Lucifer that he has no legitimate grievance, he is merely jealous that humanity replaced him in God's affections- ep 5.19
Lucifer tries to dissuade Michael from the fight, blaming their conflict on God, and suggesting they walk away- ep 5.22.
Yeah it was gud, they really should of finished of Supernatural with season 5. Season 6 was preti so so
Everyone, please quit using my thread to talk about TV shows.
Everyone, please stop using Nevermind's thread in order to bump it even though no one wants to pay attention to it any more. No wait... that was just nevermind :P
He-man is stupid and it's your fault. I hate you.
Are both evil and stupid!
A lot has been made about the homosexual themes in the He-Man universe. And, many a young male began examine their He-Man action figure, feeling oddly uncomfortable at the sight of his flowing Prince Valiant hair-do, his oiled, ridiculously muscled torso and tiny furred Speedo. And, a look on his face that conveyed the act of physical love, captured in mid-grunt.
If He-Man represented a more subtle form of molestation, Skeletor was the polar opposite. His studded black leather costume was reminiscent of a demonic leather daddy, who could have easily graced the covers of many a death-metal album and certain magazines they always sold behind the counter at the convenience store. Way behind.
Some of you are turning up your noses at the idea of homosexual overtones--we assure you, we do not take the topic lightly.
Let us simply list for you some names of actual He-Man characters:
Ram-Man
Tung Lashor
Mantenna
Stinkor
Snout Spout
Extendar
Still not convinced?
Sure?
We thus present you with: FISTO.
Case closed.
Based On: The She-Ra series of Mattel toys, a spinoff of the more popular He-Man line.
Sucked Because: It was essentially a gender-flipped version of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe meant to appeal to girls. But, the girls who wanted a He-Man-style series were just fine with watching He-Man. Meanwhile, boys who weren't turned off by She-Ra or by the character of Madame Razz (basically a drag king impersonating He-Man' Orko) found it hard to accept the token-male character, a bard named Bow. Bow essentially filled the same ecological niche as Eric Erlandson, the guy who played guitar in Hole; no matter how hard you rock, it' still totally emasculating to be the token dude in a chick band.
Compounding the problem, his appearance couldn't possibly have been gayer. Not only did he sing and play harp, but he sported a thick mustache and a heart on the chest of his uniform.
Evidence from the Title Sequence: While most intros choose to dramatize the origin story, She-Ra directly addresses the camera and explains she' He-Man' twin sister, the producers figuring little girls' smaller brains couldn't be trusted to pick up on image cues. The end result is an intro that comes off feeling like a PSA about magical swords.
Just the first one. I don't know anything about He-Man, because he sucks.
Well, I didn't know anything about him.
Admit that I am right! And find those stories I want!
Find them. Now.
This is an incredible and entertaining topic. Kudos to all who posted. Y'all rock.
Why, thank you.
Okay. Ten.
