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I am the legendary batman, saviour of your lives and king of the night.

PS: I'm mildly dyslexic (if that's how you spell it, so please don't make fun of my spelling)

Oh yeah? Well I'm Silas Schock, ender of some lives, saviour of others, and tyrant dictator of the afternoon!

Well, nice to meet you silas.

And I'm Darth Mual, dark jedi of the sith.

He'll offer you a glowing dildo. Don't accept it.

*Force chokes sentinel*

*Lightning-forces Honor*

*Both horribly dies*

Welcome Batman, Enjoy your stay! :)

Someone killed your parents in front of you. Ha Ha!

Please don't be Batman from the Dark Knight, please don't be Batman from the Dark Knight...

Were you hoping for the Batman with the shark repellent?

Were you hoping for the grouchy 50-year-old batman from Batman Returns?

No, i was expecting a Batman who didn't talk in a gravely voice and constantly say "I'M BATMAAAAAN!"

Everyone knows who he is...he don't need to say it...

I want him to be Batman from the Arkham video game series.

Dark Knight batman doesn't say "I'M BATMAAAN!" Internet Batman says "I'M BATMAAAN!".

Grumpy 50-year-old Batman says "I'M THE GOD DAMN BATMAN!"

But seriously though, saying Dark Knight Batman constantly says "I'M BATMAAAN!" is like saying Dracula constantly says "Bleh!"

"I'M BATMAAN" is a myth likely started by HISHE, just like "Bleh!" is a myth likely started by the count from Sesame street.

And Arkham Batman talks in virtually the same gravelly voice. Hell, there's "I'M BATMAAAN!" mods out there, he probably says it millions of times more often than Christian Bale has ever stated he's batman in the meme-ly fashion ever has, and ever will.

Well you ain't in luck cos' I'm the batman from Batman Forever.

Hi Batman. Why don't you ever kill the Joker and save the trouble of dealing with him again once he escapes from prison? Could you give any logical reason to keep him alive?

Well, it wouldn't be fun now would it?

If the joker was dead, I'd get bored of not defeating crime and those petty joker goons.

Doesn't he have this thing where if he dies he releases a bunch of toxic stuff into the air or something?

I think so.

I think your in the wrong city sir. This happens to be CYS, chaotic and insane in all it's order and beauty. :)

*actuvates dildo plushie launcher*

What? I mean, uh, welcome!

*Begins melting the launcher* 

No, put them away delta. 

Awwww......

*throws Fireplay plushie at Fireplay*