Hey everyone! I've already been on this site for about a week now, but I realized I haven't really introduced myself. My name is Ryan (but you don't have to remember that) and I'm a college senior - Journalism major. I love to write, both creatively and objectively, and this website is a great place to hone my skills, I've found. I've been playing through a bunch of random storygames and leaving comments on as many as I could.
Also, I have two storygames posted, so feel free to check them out and give some feedback!
I hope to get to know you all better in the future!
I...I have a feeling you already said "Hi" in a post somewhere...
Mmm...'fraid not. I've done a couple of other forum posts, but none where I've introduced myself properly (until now, that is).
Welcome! We have Karaoke on Fridays.
And sexy fox girls strip clubs on Saturdays.
They always come up with these ridiculously long, weird names for cocktails...
It's the ones with short names you gotta watch out for. Ever tried the "Sleeping Cricket"?
I'm...I'm not sure what that is.
A terrible way to die is what it is!
I thought you said you were too young to drink?
Never stopped me!
I thought you said you were too young to take advantage of young girls?
I don't do that, though. They're unnattractive.
What?! How dare you? They're the sexiest things created, EVER!
Legal Fox Girls are better.
Mah. You and your fox girls...
I thought you were into penguin girls? o.O
I'd never fuck penguin girls, they're disgusting! And that's Beastialty anyway!
I'd only ever fuck a Penguinite girl, since they're the same species as me, but you know what they say... Once you go red, slightly less red, white, and brownish-black, you'll have to have at least a week's worth of long, in-depth consideration before going back.
I feel...like I'm missing something, here. What I got from this post was cocktails, strip clubs, underage girls, and penguins.
I think this place is proving to be quite entertaining...
Are you...are you really a two year old ginger male?
Yes. I am most certainly a two year old ginger male. With a very extensive vocabulary, mind you.
Dam! You're a genius!
@Reverencia, @TacocaT, @11302, @bugoycmike,
@Ford, @nmelssx, @ericnycklemoe, @Monkeysmd, @Jondahr,
@WintersDaughter, @BerkaZerka, @Fleshnblood_78,
@Brenith, @CaelumObler, @Scrappydoo1996,
@jamescoker1226, @Romulus,HolyFrax, @ISentinelPenguinI,
@nameuser, @NightBirdBlue, @mr.xcentrix, @coins,
Tell me why.
Yeah. I know. That's why I left them at that.
I would never really annoy everyone like that for no reason... ^n^
But of course! How can you doubt me?! I speak the truth, like always!
^Uhm, yeah... don't do this...
It doesn't work, anyway.
*drops down on nearby skyscraper roof*
Why is the Sent-Signal flickering? It's almost as if it's not working properly...
Who got ahold of that thing anyway!? Commissioner Cysid is only allowed to notify me about it when the citizens are in enough danger!
Well, well. I think a genius being among us is more than enough of a danger to alert you, my love.
I don't think so, I mean, Frax really doesn't seem that evil. Unless you're doing this because he's a ginger, in which case, that's really fucking racist, Namlequin, you should be ashamed.
"-possessed by demons. Just look at- clearly getting ready to murder everyone-stay-away"
Yes, yes, I am a prodigy. But I forgot to mention that I am also possessed by demons. Just look at my face. I'm clearly getting ready to murder everyone within a biting distance
So yeah, I am a genius, but I highly suggest you stay at least 25 feet away from me at all times. KThanks <3
Oh, that's definitely bad. Robina! Get me the anti-demon spray!
"WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR OWN ANTI-SHIT SPRAY THIS TIME, YOU LAZY SHIT!?"
It's the only thing I ever ask you to do, Robina...
"FUCK YOU, SENTINEL!"
*Sigh*... Uhh... I'll be back!
Anti-demon spray = Anti-shit spray?
Are you calling a small, red-headed child shit? You should be ashamed of yourself. Forget about the part that I want to murder every human being on the planet, but you just insulted a small child. For shame.
Forgive Robina, she's been a raging alcoholic ever since Snarecrow roofied and violated her.
Anyway, I have the holywater now. Prepare to be VIGILANTE JUSTICED!
Hello there! May I offer you a cup of lemon tea? Strawberry is a favorite among here as well. I even have coffee if that's your taste, cream or no.
I'll take a coffee, or, as us New Englanders say, CAWfee. With cream, if you please, Miss Hatters.
Miss Hatters....that sounds incredibly British for some reason...
When are you going to change your profile picture?
I have yet to find one that suits me!
Then...then use mine.
I want a picture that will be able to have my username on it.
Was that your attempt at an insult....HAHAHAHAHA
No, it was my attempt at realism, but apparently whatever you're taking for schizophrenia isn't working.
You tell that to your penguin asylum owner HAHAHAHAHA
Dam I need more jokes!
At least I'm in a Penguinite asylum and not in a bong!
It's a good pic but I am not a Wiccan :D