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Seriously, you are wasting your time here, we will continue ruthlessly and relentlessly delete your shit whenever we find it.

You want to write about child sex, bestiality, vore, mind controlling women, erotic peeing? Well you're going to Hell but in the meantime, get off our site, go to intfiction.org, they're the ones into all the acceptance shit. Ask the community to show you how to use Twine so you can live out all your poorly written low effort rape fantasies without judgment, that's what it's there for.

Oh and be sure to tell them we sent you.

... What the fuck did I miss? O.O

Oh hi Briar, how are you?

Nothing much, I just discovered a fresh cluster of unpublished "school aged girl needs to pee but can't find a bathroom haha how embarassing" games this morning, which have been a particular bane around here going back some years.

It's always the weebs.

But there's been weirder and grosser shit popping up on and off, so just figured it was time for an announcement.

Could be worse... Could be Warrior Cats >.<

Is it okay for me ask what Warrior Cats was? I read its section in the History, but it was purposefully vague.

It is that which shall not be spoken of.  A dark stain on the history of CYS which has been thankfully purged by the victors.

Basically it was a LOT of 10-13 year olds suddenly flooding the site with WC fanfic and roleplaying it in the damn forums. It was bad enough that besides degenerate fetish porn, its the only thing that's actively banned on the site. (And worse, some of the that WC stuff also could have been classified as fetish porn)

As for the subject itself, Warrior Cats is apparently some children's series about cats that go around fighting and mating I guess.

Understood. Thank you for the summary, Dark One.

He forgot to mention the worst part, which is that there were SO many of these that Google started adding the site's name to the autocomplete for "Warrior Cats game". Even games that had been unpublished were still listed in the author's profile and showing up in searches, so it ended up requiring a more extreme, you might say final solution.

Wow! That had to be frustrating. Truly deserving of a final solution.

Saving this to the archive...for reasons...

This is some real crazy stuff to see first as pinned as a new member. I mean, how did THOSE Warrior Cats freaks even find this website --- let alone thought that this place was something suitable for their sick fantasies, lol? I guess freaks truly will take any place to display their obscene role-plays.

Originally, it's because there was one Warrior Cats fanfiction game on the site. It wasn't anything amazing but it was certainly decent. Maybe a 5 or 6 out of 8. Unfortunately, it ended up that if you typed "Warrior Cats Game" or something similar into Google, you got a link to that particular game. Hence, a whole bunch of Warrior Cats fans would stumble across the website and just use it as their own personal Warrior Cats Fanfiction Website. It ended up with about 50% of the site users being genuine interactive fiction fans, and the other 50% being preteens obsessed with Warrior Cats, who couldn't string a coherent sentence together, but could pump out about a dozen Warrior Cats fanfiction games in a day. It only ended when the mods decided to completely ban Warrior Cats fanfiction games, deleting all of them, including the original game that initially drew all the Warrior Cats fans to the site... Which was a shame because that game didn't really deserve to be deleted, but I guess sometimes, sacrifices need to be made for the greater good. Now, when Warrior Cats fans look up, "Warrior Cats Game" they don't get a link to the site and we are left in peace. ^_^

Aaah, that makes a lot of sense then. It must've been Hell to delete and ban all of those games. The main cause of this being young kids should've been what I expected. Lmfao. The more you know, I guess.

Good riddance

O_O huh?

This is certainly something to read after just making an account, ill hope/assume these stories are gone now. yikes

One might question why you were drawn to read this particular thread immediately after making an account.

its pinned in the newbie section wym T-T

I mean  that you gravitate toward a thread with "fetish" and Creeps" in the title and choose to make your very first post ever in the forum in that very thread instead of the hundreds of other threads available to you.  

Because obviously the word "fetish" is surprising and is going to stand out, I looked at the FAQ too but didn't feel like commenting there. I didn't think it was wrong of me to comment on a surprising thread T-T. This place isn't very welcoming so far, did I do something wrong somehow?

You didn't do anything wrong. DBNB's just messing with you, take it lightly. You don't need to get pressed about it.

Obviously you'll click on a pinned thread, anyone would. It's all good. Welcome to the site! Hope you enjoy your stay and write some good stories. Also, if you want reading recommendations, check out the Parlor Room!

Ah okay, sorry, I'm not good at telling when people are messing with me haha, thank you! looking around at the strory games right now they look cool!

"Welcoming" isn't the goal here. Either you roll with the vibe or you don't.
You'll find if you stick around that the site has a very particular brand of humor. I personally love it, and you may grow to do the same.

Yeah, that's my bad, I'm not that used to joking around like that, but I'm sure I'll end up liking the site after I get used to it a bit more ty!

Where did anybody say you did something wrong?  Guilty conscience perhaps???

As for welcoming, did you even say "Hi"?  No, but you post strangely in a thread and take offense immediately when someone comments about that.  Perhaps the problem is with your approach. What do you expect, we throw a party for you?

Hey, cut, the guy some slack. Presumably, he just wanted to check to see if intfiction.org would appeal to his own particular brand of fetishes. Since it's all pedophilia, bestiality and erotic peeing, he decided to stick around to see if we were more open to Hoboken Squat Cobblers. ^_^

*she
But this has left me with more questions then before 😭, I don’t know if I even want to ask what the last three words are, what have yall went through on this site lmao

Unspeakable things. Best not to go into that.

I’ll just assume it’s a very scary and long history 😅

If you want a little site history, there's another pinned thread you can look at. It would be the one titled "CYS History"

Thanks I’ll take a look at it in a bit 👀

You probably should not

Read it but was pretty confused anyways lol, also had no idea this website was made so long ago that’s kind of cool.

Yeah, this site has been around since 2001. The details are in the About Us section.

My mistake.

And come on! Squat cobbler! You know what squat cobbler is. Hoboken Squat Cobbler. Full Moon Moon Pie. Boston Creme Splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the Ass Man. Dutch Apple Ass. Guys, am I not speaking English here?

We don't speak your Bri*ish English around here.

Really, this is so simple.

Hoboken, NJ is a moderate-sized town located near the state line, just across the Hudson River from the Meatpacking district of New York City. Squat is a strength exercise for the legs. Cobbler is a dessert usually made with fruit and covered with batter or biscuits.

Hoboken squat cobbler. What part of that doesn't make sense?

In any case, yeah this is a wholesome site, all the degenerates into weird fetishes and mental illnesses are at the intfiction forums (or CoG, but their degeneracy is well known at this point).

I'm sorry, but what is a bestiality?

Google exists, kid.

Don't tell him that.

Sex between humans and animals 

What the actual fuck. Who does that.

The degenerates at intfiction obviously hence why they're always glorifying stuff like that there.