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PAPER BAGS?

brothers!

This is so cute! Glad you were able to find your paper bag family. I think you guys will get along well with Sherb, he's a fellow Paper-Bagian, and I'm sure he'd be delighted to meet y'all.

Also, did you make alts just for this joke? If so, I admire the commitment to the bit. But maybe try using this same energy to do some reading and writing instead.

Check out a few storygames! You might like As Ink, a storygame written by the same paper-bag aficionado I referred to earlier, our mod supreme and bot-destroyer, Sherbet!

we are friends so we made simariler accounts

Awesome!

You know what you guys can do? We have this cool feature where you can write a storygame with another author.

You just add them as a coauthor, and then go nuts!

It's always great to jump in the deep end, and experiment. You may not write something like Eternal on your first attempt, but writing a ~5000 word story game with like 15-20 pages could be a good experience.

We also have cool community events that you and your paper bag buddy can get involved in. Fair warning, some of us can be blunt and pretty harsh sometimes, so don't like a paper bag and crumple! Stay strong, and float like a paper bag in the wind. Lol, this is too fun.

good luck and have fun!

HI BROTHER!

Excellent for kindling.

Not to mention storing sandwiches, arts and crafts, hiding your identity with a paper bag mask, being a perfect metaphor for calling someone dumb(He/she can't even find their way out of a paper bag), and bringing lunch to work without springing for those expensive lunchboxes or displaying what you got to all your coworkers.

Paper bags are versatile and awesome!

I KNOW RIGHT?? SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You guys also made cool cameos in literature.

In stuart little, one of your ancestors almost stopped Stuart from winning a boat race. So then Stuart had to figure out an unconventional way of winning the race. I don't want to say the details because I don't want to traumatize you, but your ancestor ended up getting cut up pretty bad. On the plus side, stuart was able to un-entangle his boat from your ancestor, and win the race!

I HAVE TO GO NOW BE RIGHT BACK!!!

Excellent point. AND they're biodegradable.

How cute. Little Sherbs grew up and are now ready to annoy someone other than their dad.

Well I guess running out for milk and cigarettes didn't work, the little buggers tracked him down.

I don't like these paper bag guys I think we should hit them with large hammers

OHH COME ON WHY??????GIVE ME ONE GOD REASON WHY.

Can't trust those bag-heads. Sherb is a good one, but you gotta watch those crinkle-faced folk, especially the all-caps ones.

I prefer the old Sherb.

Modern degenerates, fully disposable.

That old Chinese man at the antique store warned you guys not to get any water on Sherb, now look what you've done. :(

Well, in any case, just don't feed them after midnight.

Haha, killed the thread with dated references. Take that, kids

It was killed for me long before that. I tried to get Sora to do a video of a family of paper bags with horrified faces drawn in sharpie on them being burned alive by an executioner, complete with hilarious screams. But instead I got instabanned. Or rather, "give me your phone number" banned, which is basically banned for me because I ain't giving OpenAI my number.

Justice for using AI I guess lol.

Sounds like you got that bot rizz, if it wants your number.

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I hope you cringed reading that because I cringed writing it.

If I didn't, is that cringe?

GRIMLINS?

Most likely, yeah

Damn it, now there are three of them