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I dig the site.  So far I've asked a girl out for a date for homecoming (she said yes just like she would've in real life).  I was killed by a nasty gym teacher in high school and then I became a Necromancer and got lightning bolted by some punk graduate school apprentice wizards.  I got popped twice at Wal-Mart before I had a chance to eat my Doritos. 

I decided this place needs some dinosaur adventures and heroes with cigars.  I figured it wouldn't take long to create my own story.  Yipe!  I was wrong.  I'll let y'all know when it is close to finishing. 

Ape

You look like a fur person.  Nice pic!

Welcome - I'd sure love to see some Dino adventures - especially those that involve dinos and shootin nazis :)

BZ

We think alike.  Is there anything better than dinos and shootin' nazis?  Well, maybe a good cigar but....you get the picture. 

I'll have to check this out :)

I went through Fairview I and I needed more lives than ten cats to get through it.  It was a fantastic game.  I'm not sure if I'm ready for that just yet.  I'm trying to figure out the Wal-Mart one.  I'll give it a whirl later.

I looked at your profile and at all the pretty trophies you have.  Sweet!  I'll try it 3J.  I have a few of your adventures on my short list to try.  I should have read your advice about story making before I started.  I see now why the adventure needs to be mapped out.  I'd love to have you look at mine when you get the chance. 

I can accept that.  I used to teach writing and wooo!  I think I'd rather wear meat underwear in a shark tank than grade an essay.  I can't imagine the horror stories of playtesting newbie stories you must have. 

Okay then, OMS is on the list. 

I've seen you lurking but didn't know if you'd pop up in the forums. Welcome to the site!

Welcome to the site Ape.

Lurkin???  Apes hang bro!  Only pedophiles, miscreants, and elves lurk.  I was gaming away or working on my story.  Do you know how hard it is to type with prehensile toes and no thumbs?

At least you're not a carrot

You're right, it could be worse.  I'm not a carrot...or an elf. 

Are you a pedophile???

No.....

What's wrong with being a carrot? Carrots are high in fiber and a good source of vitamin A and beta-carotene! (my attempt to change the subject - awkward)

Welcome Ape man, your humor is appreciated. I've been "hanging" around these parts too and your replies made me laugh out loud (lol) - just don't ask me or AtomicWaste into a private chat - we're on to you.. ;-)

Aww don't sweat it magcos.  Atomic doesn't bother me.  He post was probably spurred on by an over radiated brain or jealousy.  I got that a lot in school.  Chick dig me and that inspires jealousy.  You can imagine the trouble I had being the only gorilla in school.  Happens all the time.

Or maybe a little of radiated brain and jelousy? who knows with that guy could be anything.