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like, you all tried to defend me even though people joke that i'm a troll and some people seriously view me as annoying

that's really, really cool. i didn't think anyone here actually liked me??? i guess i let criticism get to me too much sometimes and get tired of so many trolls coming here to harrass me and me in specific which is really annoying because all i want to do is improve my writing and make fun things for people to read/play.

what just happened now felt really special to me for some reason.

 

Christ. You people still want to say he doesn't shitpost?

You lost. Get over it.

Says the one whose post was removed in 16 minutes

BURN

Could you tell me who Question and Royce are?

uh two trolls. theQuestion420 and Royce. Royce seemed like less of a troll but Kiel told me she had the same I.P as theQuestion and his alternate accounts.

Thanks.

Yeah, and apparently you being friends with Kiel has nothing to do with you being banned.

Actually, SETH is the one who's sick of your shit right now as he deleted your post and I doubt they've even spoken. Personally, I have had my limit of stupid assholes lately in general, so, banned.

Message I sent to PetitionofPeace:

Dude. What you were saying was that he was unproductive, despite writing two decent stories (that are far from deletion quality), when that wasn't true; he was actively trying to become a better writer. I take it you have some grudge against him or you're just some troll.
Seriously, what you're saying can't be serious. If we were to ban him for being 'lazy and unproductive', then why not ban half the site who don't even try to write stories? Why not ban me? I wrote one decent story, and it's not even up anymore. Why? I said I was gonna rewrite it. You want the truth?
I haven't made any progress on it. In five. Fucking. Months. Swede has written two different stories in a few weeks. So stop being an uptight prick and accept he's not going to get banned, no matter how hard you try.

I just think it's stupid that he's trying to ban you for absolutely no reason. To be honest, I think you're a decent guy.

Ahahaha, holy shit I really did miss something special. Anyone save it?
 

Yessss let's ban all the lazy and unproductive people. This Peace guy who just joined the site today, he gets it, man. He figured us all out and identified the danger of having swedishlemon in our presence, all before even having time to make an avatar. (What's the name on his real account?)

Something happened and it was special? Sorry, I was in a slapfight and got distracted, what'd I miss? 

petitionofpeace tried to get attention SL banned. Instead, his post got deleted.

PetitionofPeace tried to make a petition to get me banned, but everyone joined in to defend me and it was really amazing and made me feel all nice and warm inside.

What the fuck happened?

Read above

BTW, what makes it funny is that pop's account was made just for that yet still failed.

Chris thinks Petition was you.

What? I was trying to talk to you. You decided not to respond civilly. Jesus, I'm trying to help you.

I didn't mean to offend you man. I was just telling you that Chris seems to think Petition was you. You've always been nice to me.

Aww, I don't think about that. I've been an asshole, I'll admit. Dude, you're great. Just.....you've kind of gotten off as annoying to me lately. Your storygame is great, and so are you. I'm really sorry for everything I've said....its just plain fucking rude. Sorry, Lemon. It's amazing how you could still forgive me.

 

You really haven't been all that bad to me. I can't recall a single time you were mean or rude to me. Mostly you've just been an all-around nice guy.

Mhmm....look, Im sorry.

A part of me thought it was him, but in a PM between me and him (petition) he revealed he's from your Roblox days. He has a personal vendetta against you because you made fun of him for his writing skill.

So he's not a member of the site, everybody.

He hunted him down and followed him here from another site? Damn, that takes dedication.

swedish, make sure you check all the doors and windows real good tonight.

Mason, calm down. Even I contemplated that for a second.

Wow really? You say Chris says he maybe thinks a thing? Sounds like irrefutable evidence to me. The mods can even skip the usual step of seeing if Mason weighs the same as a duck.

 

but

i wasnt accusing him or anything. i was just telling him that chris had...

nevermind

It's okay, they can bring out the duck if they really want to.

Use the duck on everyone I say, it's the only way to tell for absolute certain who still deserves to post.

>.>

<.<

Oh fuck.

mizal i'm in a really vulnerable state right now

Do high school age kids not get Monty Python jokes anymore?

That...that's really sad. :(

Oh. I got confused with the replies of the thread. I thought you were replying to...

er, nevermind. Yes, I get the reference. Holy grail, right? My favorite scene on that is the Knights That Say Ni part.

BURN THE WITCH!

Did I do it mizal? Did I do a good?

Yes, Chris.

You did a good.

Mildly irritating does not equal ban worthy. Foreign Entity was a good story, and that's something to be proud of. There's a time to listen to critics and a time to cast them aside.

If just being annoying was a bannable offense I'm pretty sure the only person who would be left on here is Berka. Lol.

Agreed. Berka is a solid rock.

Well, Will could stay.

Who else...?

Um...give me a minute, I'm sure other names will come to me.

I missed something.

But I still think you're a cool guy.

Cheers.

I missed something as well...but cheers to OP for calling me cool anyways.

#FordIsTheCoolest

Ze battle is not won yet! Zere are only a few people vis ze certain level of salt and ze certain level of spectrumness to have done zis obnoxious, obnoxious deed. Soirot has gazzered up his evidahnce und vear his best Belgium accent so zat he could compile ze suspects. Soirot suspects it may be somevone on ZIS VURREY LIST!

DrakoBlare- Vould normally be highly likely, because he is unusually salty to everysink and go to great, sketchy lengths to justify discrimination, but he would've used more edgy 4chan slang.

JimmySutton- In vild attempt to regain notoriety, repair reputation, and draw attention avay from himself, Jimmy struggles to create new bogeyman! Doesn't vork, zough. Maybe far stretch, since ve have not seen him lurking since ze call to arms

Malacith- For ze same rassons as ze JimmySutton, but probably more likely since he has been around and is also awkvard, lurky pervert.

Coins- Self explanatory. Vurry salty, vurry autism.

Malkalack- Self explanatory. Vurry salty, vurry autism.

ISentinelPenguinI- Sel-- VHAT ZE FUCK IS SOIROT DOINGK ON ZIS LIST!?

JamesCoker- Gone to long lengths for revenge before, vonce editted whole page vis javascript. But he is too high-functioning...

Ryder- For much ze same rassons as Malacith, but I dunno vhat set him off.

Nmelssx- For much ze same rassons as Coins, James, and Malacith, but I dunno vhat set him off either. PoP vould probably also have better computer smarts and talk like bad english translation of a Nintendo game, if zat vere ze case.

Steve- Alvays blame Steve, first of all. Second of all, Steve is hard on newbies and shit. Soirot is most suspective uff Steve.

Dude. As I said, he's not a member of the site. He's just some pre-pubescent kid who's pissed at swede because swede made fun of him on the Roblox forums. I mean, I know this is a joke, but still.

Soirot doing it vor lauves, American childvren.

NONSENSE! GREATEST SOIROT IS GREATEST DETECTIVE! *combs mustache*

Beside, PoP plainly say he is not from ze roblox, so ze answer must be among ourselves, clearly.

Did he say his username by any chance? I made fun of a lot of people there. Dex10awesome, Timpookie, Bebithetuffle, BaoChu, anallypinky, etc.

Nah. All he said was that he was pissed at you for being a dick to all of them. Might've been blowing it out of the water. I'll send you a PM with the message in a sec, maybe you can tell who it is.

FYI, 'anallypinky' was actually 'AnAllyPinky' but the girl who had the username wrote it without any capitals. She was made fun of for it. A lot.

Well, that does sound pretty funny...

That's hilarious 

Seriously? Roblox forums?

Yes. Seriously.

Sent, I see you've put some thought into this, but I'd like to put forward the theory that it was ...wait for it...this guy instead: http://chooseyourstory.com/Member/?Username=Blaze457X

Saw him lurking down there at the bottom of the screen, clicked his profile, and hey, he sure looks like a degenerate to me. Plus there's a Roblox connection. Enough evidence for any court.

I suspected him as being theQuestion420 back when that was still a thing. Still, I don't remember if Blaze was ever an RPer or if I insulted him.

Dum Dum DUUUUUM!

"As a wolf, I like looking at meh sexeh body, and just hanging around doing wolfhuman stuff (not like you'd know)" -Blaze457X

I'm sorry but "looking at meh sexeh body" is not an alibi any self-respecting judge would accept.

This isn't just any kind of body we're referring to, it's a sexeh wolf body or something.  ^^ 

Okay, we all know Blaze is guilty of [i]something[/i], but I've appointed him a lawyer:

 

No one can say we didn't handle this one by the book.

Isn't that some D&D monster?

That is Mr. Senmurv, please treat him with respect. He went to lawyer school and everything.

(also fuck you, I was trying to fix those broken tags)

Yeah, a Senmurv

Take me, you magnificent wolfbirdman!

Said nobody ever.

Oh dear God we're actually doing this.

That's what coins' mom said to me the first time. OH!

(It's not a proper garbage thread without mom jokes)

Kek

i cri

He'll poke an eye out with that thing! As in thing, I meant one of his wings will in the chance of him arriving in court to defend his client. 

"Your honor, I hereby declare my client innocent by reason of I look fucking fabulous. Like a moonbeam starchild spouting rainbows from every pore."

Soirot is pretty sure Blaze is ze Ryder pretending to be his more cheerful wolf fursona, vhich makes Soirot qvestion, vhat on earss has Sved done to piss off Ryder zat bad?

Hmmm... Soirot is most suspective of me. Seems... like a solid assumption to make.

You seem like a genuinely nice guy, however I still dislike how you type. Also, it was pretty fishy that your brother joined too, but hey, if you guys really are related and are both productive members of the community, I have no problems with it. :)

But hey. Even if you have a problem with it, then then then then that's your problem.

Don't worry, I still think you're a troll.

You filthy American Dogs! I've told you all this before, if there is ANY banter, craic, drama or debates taking place, everyone should wait, letting their hatred and anger build up into an ocean of anger, until I am awake and active. Now, I've missed a chance to insult people. How disappointing.

I know right? I didn't even get to see the original thread, it must've been deleted like ten minutes after it went up. CYS is so slow on weekends too, the ideal thing would've been leaving it up until Monday so everyone had a fair and equal chance at lulz.

The mods don't care about the common people, Steve. It's very sad and unfair. We should all sign a petition?

Wait...what the hell happened?

I missed the original thread, but swedishlemon apparently has a stalker who followed him from Roblox and posted some long ass thread trying to get him banned here. For being 'lazy and unproductive', apparently.

He's not able to narrow down which Roblox user it is who hates him since there are so many, leaving me to assume his entire time there was spent kicking puppies and stealing girlfriends.

Jesus! The roblox community is becoming worse than the fucking COD community. FUCKING COD!!!