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Well, seeing as apology threads seem to be starting once more, I'll make mine.

Everyone makes mistakes, and everyone has failings. I'm more than willing to admit that I'm human, and I have faults. In my history on the site, there's been many things that need apologizing for, many mistakes and more. Many weren't punished as much as they should've been, and I'll be the first to admit that. I'm more than willing to put it up to the community, or the Mods, or whoever, to doll out the punishments if they see fit. 

I hate to clutter the Lounge up with these, but sometimes they're necessary. Sometimes, things are just needed to be apologized for. As I said, I'm only human. I have failings. One of those failings is that I'm too forgiving. So, please confess your sins and say your apologies to me here, and I'll see if I forgive you. Whether you're apologizing for insulting me, wasting my time or just being an annoyance, it's all to be apologized for here. So go ahead, bitches. Apologize.

We forgive you, Steve.

Steve, I apologize for not calling out and/or roasting insolent "members" of the website.

I apologize for absolutely nothing.

Everyone that apologizes should apologize again for apologizing. 

XD

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for being sorry.

I'm sorry for being sorry for being sorry.

I'm sorry for being sorry for being sorry for being sorry.

That'll get annoying fast...

Endeavor is very fragile. Don't be so harsh with him, he might kill himself.

Haha. Good one.

It's no laughing matter. Please don't bring this up again.

Uh, suicide jokes are hilarious. It can most definitely be a laughing matter.

I hate you.

Hate is a strong word :c

It is. Maybe I strongly dislike him? Would that suit your views better?

(I'm not angry, if you can't tell)

You seem pretty angry, which is highly amusing to Steve, I assume. 

No, I meant at you. Him, yes. Laughing at suicide isn't funny. 

Well no, laughing at suicide isn't funny. Suicide itself isn't inherently funny. It's the jokes that are made about suicide that are funny.

Yes, the jokes are admittedly funny. But how would you feel if someone special to you just to, oh, say, shot themselves in the head? Be honest. I won't accept any other answer than the truth.

I'd feel bad if someone close to be offed themselves. Glad we got that sorted.

Thank you. Seriously, thank you.

Now are we done with this? Yes or no?

Uh, jokes can be good and funny. Suicide jokes can be good and funny. Suicide itself is bad. There, done.

Now for me to get back to my stories!

You're going to be done, if you don't stop shitposting and picking fights with everyone.

Not off to a great start, unless you're intending on joining the alt fucktards. In that case, you're doing pretty good.

Sorry! sorry! sorry! >~<

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well ... are you religious or atheist?" "Religious." "Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?" "Christian." "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" "Protestant." "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist." "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" "Baptist Church of God." "Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God." "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!" To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

That was a waste of my reading time reading that... I could see the end from a mile away.

No offense.

OK, I'll try again. I went to an art exhibit about depression. The paintings hung themselves.

That was much better. Great delivery, too!

I hate the fact that you're so sensitive about a topic that lost its meaning. Suicide jokes are very popular, and if you take them seriously, you're just a fucking pussy.

Oh, you edited this while I wasn't paying attention.

You seem like a complete pussy btw but since I doubt you'll last long, spending more than five seconds responding seems like a waste of time. Maybe I'll drop in in a week and argue with Alt #17 if I can get around to it.

Though if literally all I have to do is arrange seven letters in a row--Suicide!--to upset you, it all seems too easy. Almost unsporting.

Yes I do have my edgy moments. But not with this. This websites' forums entertain me. As End has proved.

No kidding.

One of these accounts is MINE!

One of the thousands! MWAH HA HA!!!

Is this that Phoenix guy you were all talking about?

Now reading ahead, I realize it is.

Just stop posting about him, Weeaboo. 

There are literally so many other things you could be doing. 

Yes, there are! I am reading a story right now!

I call either Bannerlord or Weaboo.

Or the person is Phoenix.

Dumbass Phoenix again.

Man, you think he would learn? I mean honestly, dude how moronic do you have to be to keep this mess up? Don't you have anything better to do other than be a minor nuisance?

He tried to use a different IP (or old IP rather), but it's pretty useless when he's practically wearing a sign saying "Hey I'm a big fucktard, ban me!"

This thread made me smile. I'd like to apologize for not having the idea before Steve did.

I apologize for being too good to some people, including some of those 'troublemakers'.

Heh, actually not. I just enjoy pretending to be friends with those cancers...

Was all of our conversations just a lie then? 

*sniffles*

Gee, I now wonder who those 'troublemakers' are now, Raven :P

So I acted nice with the trolls and such. Trying to find out more about them. Apparently, I also became a spy for a few times -- leaking the alts to the police.

Some of them are not so bad -- just too immature and aren't aware of what they are doing is unacceptable.

And what do you mean by our conversations?

I almost wish instead of that you would have said, "I'm sorry for the gender identity crisis I had a few years back where I insisted that I was everyone's onee-chan."
 

I apologize for being a complete fucktard.

And also for The Hunt For Cake. May God have mercy on your soul if you have read those abominations.

I still thought you were funnier as your alt "The Dick Reviewer" with the pervy eyebrow wiggling Freddy Fazz Bear avatar.

I miss that account. Still not sure why I was banned on it, to be honest.

Really? Are you really so unsure?

Well it might be because it had the word dick in it...

Not at all because you were a massive troll who publicly made fun of the mods?

I never made fun of the mods on that account. If I did then I forgot about it. Fuckin' Alzheimer's.

Funniest bit with that alt:

TheDickReviewer: You want me to review your dick End?

EndMaster: No, your mom already took the taste test.

 

They weren't that bad.

Oh hey you're alive.

Physically, perhaps.

I reddit and IRC more these days.

Ew.

Steve, I apologize for not having anything else to apologize for. I apologize for never trolling you in your PMs. I apologize for never making an alt, being banned, or just spamming the lounge. I apologize for never reading Mazkil (though I probably would have said "I liked it a lot" if I did). I apologize for not putting random numbers at the end of my username. I apologize for not using your colorful vocabulary. I apologize for never doing anything excessively stupid enough for you to mock.

Most importantly, I apologize for not being Irish. :(

Y'know what, I apologize for never reading one of your stories.

Oh, I apologize for that also.

I apologize for not roasting hard enough with Killer_Kielstar.

My dearest apologies, Steven, for calling you a dog-fucker. I'm sure you enjoy the occasional cat, too. <3

Steve = Ryder?

Yes. I knew it all along.

In a interesting turn, a lot of you are like cancer in that you're both an awful thing, and unaware to the fact that you're cancer due to not having a brain capable of self reflection and thus not realizing you need to apologize for being cancer. Shame, that.

Edit: Worse are the ones that apologise for things they didn't do. "I'm sorry you're stupid!" and the like are pathetic and overdone.

Change your profile picture to something edgy again.

When have I ever had something edgy? My pictures are a cute hedgehog, and a cute snake, a cute turtle and a generic kidnapped picture.

Hello, Sir Steve,
I would like to apologize to you for not being a productive member of this comunity, not publishing any stories, not even working on one and being a terible writer in general.
I would also like to apologise for not giving all of your stories an 8, as I no doubt should.
Please forgive me,
written by some random nobody you don't know.

I'm sorry you ran for president. That was a shameful moment for us all.

I apologize for just registering and deciding to make an attempt to become a more active member. Who knows what kind of cancer I'll become?

Glad to see there's a new idiot to potential ban in the future as opposed to the same old ones using alts every other minute.

Hmm, I wonder who that is, End :P

(Yes. This post has been edited.)

Lol.

I'm glad you're having fun :)

That's one hundred stories he can read now as his site goal.

I apolog

I apologize for the (shame).