The purpose of this bot is to basically piece together random phrases and words to give you an inspirational quote.
Sometimes it works and sometimes you get the quote;"If human beings want to improve the existence, we all need to criminalize dogfinity." with the picture of a confused af cat in the background.
Just beautiful. Y'all should check this out x'D
Okay this one was just too good not to show.
Very odd quotes, I got one like "Make it so that the Pokemon has a seizure."
I wonder if this is where those idiots in Facebook are getting these quotes.
Ahhh that's a great one x'D
That is a vital piece of information which every couple needs to know. x'D
AH HELL YEAH! I can read your mind right now! You're thinking "When the fuck will this WizzyCat guy go away and stop being a nuisance!?" Cool...
Oh boi. Imma be the most inspirational villain ever.
Fuck that is perfect.
Some people love erotic asphyxiation ;)
Not a game for the lonely. They lost someone at Twin Oaks that way.
Inspirational indeed. (For another quote which it generated, it showed a picture of a breast.)
Seto, how'd you even find this bot?
My friend was messing around with this bot on Twitter and included a link.
I believe his quote was "You have to sodomize your horrible friends." X'D
Heh. Reminds me of a certain crowd on Furc. I wonder if anyone would remember me? I’d love to know what Torus is up to. Sigh. I was having such a shitty life, Masque was basically my fucking lifeline.
"You can prevent that your best friend's wife has an out-of-body experience."
That's the first quote I've been given. Thanks for the non-sensical, grammatically incorrect bot, Seto.
Btw, how do you insert pictures into these posts?
Well. I guess it's time to chase Brad around.
And pffffft that first one x'D
It gets it right every now and then! X'D I would love to read the cannibal one TBH.
My god this is beautiful. First try!
Oh I know... I know... *sobs quietly*
Two more beautiful quotes. The second one made me lose it. My parents are rather concerned as to my mental health, considering how much I just laughed.
I have found the true meaning of life.
Everything is getting uploaded to my Dropbox x'D
Definitely the words I've always tried to live by.
End no no no
This is what you should live by. Tentacle. Hentai.
...k, you successfully cracked me up. Domo arigato. XD
Lol, that is an ingenious quote.
"computers are all designed to protect your mind"
ok im done
Damn, this bot is getting political.
Haha! Man, this website is amazing.
It is x'D
Just lookit how many I have in my Dropbox folder x'D
"Rejoice. Get respect. Have a hamburger. Screw your boss. Stay positive."
*hums one of these is not like the others* X'D
I think you'd love this x'D
Has anyone seen the bot to freak out and change the background then change it back?
There's a few more of those x3
I think it's randomly triggered :o
Well that’s awfully sad. Isn't that sad?
Here, I came up with some because even sightless monsters need inspiration.
"Peace is with us in eternal darkness. Let us share that peace with you."
"Blindness is just evolution in action."
"In the land of the blind, the one eye man is lunch."
"Eyesight is for faggots."
Here's some dating advice:
(Text = Look for love. Don't just expose yourself in public.)
Also, what the heck...?
(Text = Online trolls unite, work together to prevent overtaxation.)
"Sarcasm is 1 percent willpower and 99 percent kindness." "A phallus symbol is a kiss." "Time travelers unite! "Doctors are poison for your soul." x'D Inspirobot back at it again with those morning quotes.
This one is just plain perfect. Don't cut off all ties to the world, just shut up."
Albert Einstein is a real genius!
WOW! I never would've guessed.
The important ones ;)
I mean, I never exactly thought that qualified as self-inspiration when I started doing it, but hey.
Glad to know Inspirobot cares about feelings.
Then how come all those PC people at that bar full of weirdly friendly men do that all the time!? HYPOCRITES!
You're right, Total War is where it's at.
Where does a robot learn wisdom like this?
... Th-that's not always how it works...
And how dare they judge! Their idea of a good time is standing ass-to-ass for 5 minutes with a limp hose/slimy bludgeony thing limply unfurling itself in their holes one or two weeks out of the year. They're in no place to judge human sexuality!
In other news, there's this:
Creepy Abandoned Shack: "Keep sacrificing"
Woman who's obviously in a snuff film studio: "IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. START YOUR OWN CULT."
Hitler face: "HEARING VOICES HURTS SPACEMEN"
"A Confused Parent can sometimes be like Consciousness chewing off an arm"
"Life guards become life guards out of insecurity."
"Just the fact that you are funny makes you a queen."
All of Youtube Comments have been thinking it, somebody finally said it.
"Being Single is like living in a haunted house"
... You spend all your time looking over your shoulder, touching yourself to non-physical apparitions, and going to absurd lengths to prove that person who's no longer with you is still there, fucking with your Steam Account and turning your TV on.
"Your Mother is a drug addict. Sad."
Oh... Part of me feels like I read this in the thread already.
"Winners sodomize friends."
"When you're sad, you must copyright what the world considers uncopyrightable."
Ah, it was a cry for help all along
"The experience of being a wife can be a lot similar to going full retard."
Yeah, only the fuckers who ain't woke enough to realize that all PIV is rape become WIVES!
More, which I'm too lazy for and I don't have time to copy-paste:
"It's possible to be both a lunatic and a warrior."
"Stupidity is a harsh mistress."
"Losers fulfill what dogs fuck up."
"Stupidity is to act awful."
You should go to "My Quotes", the thing should still be in there.
Unless you already refreshed the page... :(
Merry Christmas, Mizal!
(Now with snazzy AFRICAN FONT)
"Psychopaths rule, OK."
"Do it again and again, be yourself, unless you want to trust no one."
"First comes the hanging, then comes the people."
Ok, well then I'm done with it...
If that weak shit got you to leave, I'm glad you didn't wait to see classics like "Just because you are wise does not mean you are not wise", "Only a slave says thanks", "Growing old is like a giant internment camp", "Don't stop selling illegal substances", "If we can't consume public restrooms, what is there left to consume?" And my personal favorite out of all the ones I've seen...
My favorite is still the Chthulu one and the "be the reason your neighbor changes their home address!"
I can see the signs so clearly now. Hitler is still alive. o-o
Another batch of quotes so inspirational that I'm posting these on here during English class.
The third one is spot on.
Yeah. I mean, I have Spanish class right now...
Wow, how true.
What? You didn't share these gems with our sightless monster!
First one has a woman with a short skirt in the wilderness. Hard to see her face due to the sun glare.
"You have always been a gorgeous slut. That's right."
Second one has a serene lake and forest view.
"Someday, everything will be nice. So don't be afraid to undress and play along."
The undead clown picture makes it perfect.
Do you think erotic thoughts are erotic thoughts because some higher power thought we could use some erotic thoughts?
oh boi. Thanks for or the reminder, I almost forgot.
"Aliens should not touch you." With the picture of a guy swimming swiftly away. I'm ded.
"Human existence is a horror movie about nothingness." -Depressed Russian Orange.
"BEING HUMAN IS HORRIBLE"
"Could it be that the poor are the poor because that's what they're designed to be?"
Looks like the guys behind the corruption of Tay are at it again.
"Proctology. Within you?"
"Don't kid yourself. Giving birth backwards can be fun for everyone except those involved." - A message Deviantart either needs to hear or already lives by.
"PHILOSOPHY IS TO NOT GET A JOB." Okay holy shit, somebody needs to be doing some of this on purpose.
"'Pleased to meet you' is how some women say, 'I'm possessed by some kind of entity'."
"Existence makes sense." This one isn't exactly funny, but I have gotten this exact one, picture words and all, twice now.
"JUST SO YOU KNOW, giving cunnilingus is like getting your teeth kicked IN OVER AND OVER."
"AN OLD WHORE HATES YOUR GUTS."
The bot has also said; Being human is a low-budget film about sex."
I'm not sure how to change editor types, tbh. I'm not actually very savvy in these sorts of things.
But speaking of images, though they have nothing to do with this post, I really like your avatar; where is she from?
By chance, I actually know this one.
She's so pretty...and apparently her only clothing consists of a dragon and a bunch of bling. I imagine that would get chilly in the winter. ;)
Anyhow, thanks for the source.
The thing I do is put the image into a google doc and then copy paste.