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2. Romance is our thing, and 1 is just overboard

I am the king, Of romancing

I give you a wink, And were a thing

I'm a really good singer, But a butler with a ringer

I'm abrasive and rude, But always in the mood

I'm almost 60% tranquil, Viagra is my pill

If I'm not allowed to fuck hazel,  This conundrum is something I will puzzle

I am the king, of romancing

Awh c'mon don't lie, guys, that was a pretty sweet poem. One may be good enough to deserve a commendation. I mean i made it up on the spot soooo...

Poetry is not mere spontaneous rhyme;
The structure has grammar, rhythm, and time.
The contents are more than just vomiting lust,
In plebian prose designed to disgust.

Poems are the music of laugher and mirth,
Elysian mysteries touching the Earth,
Melancholy strains of longing and grief,
And ballads of heroes defying belief.

Poems shape the thoughts that would otherwise flee,
They inspire, they challenge, they move us, they free.
But you gushed up words straight from your scrotum,
Don't disrespect art and dare call that a poem.

 

Someone commend this

viagara is your pill?

what a puss

I don't actually use viagra, that's... thats for old people

Perhaps, or perhaps I will hop out of this perpetual loop of sex and videogames. I guess I will just have to wait and see.

pretty sure only one of these is true

......so you didnt need viagara after all

Viagra is only for cosmetic effect. It adds to the vibe.

honestly this whole string of posts should just be deleted, like your sex life

I actually rate that good roast. Keep it up.