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Camelon saves the derail of Dave

4 years ago

2. Romance is our thing, and 1 is just overboard

 

I am the king, Of romancing

I give you a wink, And were a thing

I'm a really good singer, But a butler with a ringer

I'm abrasive and rude, But always in the mood

I'm almost 60% tranquil, Viagra is my pill

If I'm not allowed to fuck hazel,  This conundrum is something I will puzzle

I am the king, of romancing

Camelon saves the derail of Dave

4 years ago
You might have brain damage. Just thought I'd warn you.

Camelon saves the derail of Dave

4 years ago
Romance is very much NOT our thing, we are a proper asexual butler.

Camelon saves the derail of Dave

4 years ago
Ro--romance? I think we need to burn this fornicating heretic, guys. https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/622903651010215946.png?v=1

Camelon saves the derail of Dave

4 years ago
Crusader FTFY

Camelon saves the derail of Dave

4 years ago

Camelon saves the derail of Dave

4 years ago
If only there was a button that did the opposite of commending.

Camelon saves the derail of Dave

4 years ago

Awh c'mon don't lie, guys, that was a pretty sweet poem. One may be good enough to deserve a commendation. I mean i made it up on the spot soooo...

Camelon saves the derail of Dave

4 years ago
Commended by mizal on 9/23/2019 7:42:54 PM

Poetry is not mere spontaneous rhyme;
The structure has grammar, rhythm, and time.
The contents are more than just vomiting lust,
In plebian prose designed to disgust.

Poems are the music of laugher and mirth,
Elysian mysteries touching the Earth,
Melancholy strains of longing and grief,
And ballads of heroes defying belief.

Poems shape the thoughts that would otherwise flee,
They inspire, they challenge, they move us, they free.
But you gushed up words straight from your scrotum,
Don't disrespect art and dare call that a poem.

 

Camelon saves the derail of Dave

4 years ago
Can we keep him?

Camelon saves the derail of Dave

4 years ago

Someone commend this

Camelon saves the derail of Dave

4 years ago
FistedDave has fucking died.

Camelon saves the derail of Dave

4 years ago

viagara is your pill?

what a puss

Camelon saves the derail of Dave

4 years ago

I don't actually use viagra, that's... thats for old people

Camelon saves the derail of Dave

4 years ago
It's ok, Fisted. Many men experience this at a young age. Perhaps some lifestyle changes would help your problem.

Camelon saves the derail of Dave

4 years ago

Perhaps, or perhaps I will hop out of this perpetual loop of sex and videogames. I guess I will just have to wait and see.

Camelon saves the derail of Dave

4 years ago

pretty sure only one of these is true

......so you didnt need viagara after all

Camelon saves the derail of Dave

4 years ago

Viagra is only for cosmetic effect. It adds to the vibe.

Camelon saves the derail of Dave

4 years ago

honestly this whole string of posts should just be deleted, like your sex life

 

Camelon saves the derail of Dave

4 years ago

I actually rate that good roast. Keep it up.