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So the entire point of the thread is was to present questions with two options, either good or bad, that make the reader have to stop and think. You didn't seem to understand that from the beginning, none of your earlier posts matched the format so as usual, you were being an edgy retard with nothing worthwhile to contribute. Then for whatever reason you decided to jump on mine with some multi paragraph edgy sociopath screed apparently triggered by "I wouldn't want to pick either?" And that becomes my problem because why? I mean...sir, this is a "kid friendly" Would You Rather request thread. You idiot. You absolute mong. (Good job on writing more in that post than you have for anything else all year, btw, pity you didn't manage to type that much on a review for the contest...) Your online persona is the one you've chosen to present to us, if "lol jokes on them I was only pretending" is your argument here then you've been trolling everyone for TWO YEARS, with admittedly astounding consistency. We had a 12 year join a week ago who has contributed more of interest and value here than you have in those two years. Benholman and Alien are disliked by many, but they've also contributed more than you have. Yes, that's right, even Alien. They are also both at least entertaining at times. You've made the classic noob mistake of thinking you can contribute nothing AND be an annoying fucktard in every interaction; veteran shitposters all make the effort to balance that out in some way. And you can say "obsession" if you want but it's not like I'm the only one that's noticed this, it's really only apathy on our parts that's saved your account this far. That thread you had recently deleted was apparently somehow not clue enough that people who matter were already getting bored with watching a mouthbreathing 15 year old with Cheetoh breath who totally steals weed and buys beer bro, totally, sit there going "nigger" and "faggot" on repeat like you think this is clever S-tier banter. And you really have not been grateful enough for us letting your AI cheating bullshit slide that time imo, though to be fair we were probably idiots for thinking you'd go on to earn that mercy somehow. idk man, the demonstration of a single likeable quality is not something other forum goers seem to struggle with this much. Alternately, I'm sure there could have been something you could have done. If not any real contribution then I'm thinking of something pretty simple that starts with "shut" and ends with "the fuck up". I always get flak from assorted non-viable noobs because I'm always the one bothering to respond to these slavering little products of neglectful parenting while someone else just lines up a shot and pulls the trigger. But not this time though, this time I'm going to earn it. You've convinced me, congrats. Lol, banned.

faggot

I'm honestly amazed that this dude lasted this long without getting banned. If I was a mod he would've been strung up and shot day one.

"How the hell are those violent people gonna get their steam off without wars to fight" is one of the funniest things I've read in a while LOL

It's a win-win situation! Violent people get to get a child-murder or thirty out of their system (sources say there is NO OTHER WAY to resolve anger issues or violent tendencies), and those children get to play catch with a bomb! Y'know, the way God intended for them to!