Mizal, The Grandmaster Procrastinator

Member Since

5/5/2011

Last Activity

12/9/2025 8:11 AM

EXP Points

6,343

Post Count

24728

Storygame Count

11

Duel Stats

3 wins / 13 losses

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Lauded Sage Exemplar

Commendations

1,063
Behold my profile.
There's, uh, nothing here right now. Someday I should probably find a balance between the old text wall, and...this. (she drew my avatar you know!)

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Earning 2,000 Points Earning 5,000 Points Thorough and consistent writing workshop contributions / excellent commenting. Having 1 Storygame(s) Featured Posting 24723 Forum Posts Given by BerkaZerka on 11/10/2017 - Forum and Site Contributions Not Unnoticed Given by EndMaster on 11/30/2017 - It's everything you've always wanted! Given by Gower on 03/24/2021 - "I never want to see anyone, and I never want to go anywhere or do anything.  I just want to write." - P.G. Wodehouse Given by JJJ-thebanisher on 08/14/2019 - For excellent writing, keeping the site together and generally being an excellent presence Given by Killa_Robot on 08/15/2019 - For being a net positive to the site, even while helping idiots Given by madglee on 02/16/2022 - For all your contributions to CYS Given by MadHattersDaughter on 03/11/2021 - To my BFF and our hardest working admin. Sorry about, well, you know. . . Given by mizal on 08/15/2019 - MUHAHAHAHAHA! *strokes fluffy white cat* I always knew this day would come. Given by ninjapitka on 10/22/2022 - Truly a dead site without you Given by Will11 on 01/14/2018 - For Inseperable and your other great stories

Storygames

>DEVOTION
You harvest in the Arena. Every machine needs a function, and that is yours. Written for the Tiny 'Topia challenge.

A Stack of Cats
You are a man on a mission. The cats, they must be stacked.

A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.

Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.

Agent of Order
Orbiting a barren planetoid in a system full of nothing just past the edge of the frontier, The Last Outpost is just another refueling station. Strategically important, true, but on a routine stop you never expected to spend longer than a couple hours there, let alone a couple of days fighting for your life...

There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)

Facts About the Planet and the Solar System
A compilation of some little known facts about the solar system, as well as the debunking of a few myths.

In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.

Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)

(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)

Featured Story Inseparable
It doesn't matter what they say...

Jack the Bean Counter
The bean, it must be found. For MHD's Fairytales contest.

KOBOLD KEBABS

For Endmaster's 4th Prompt Contest. The story must involve a cooking competition.


Love is for the Birds
...and the squirrels. Sort of.



Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.

Now You Gotta Deal With This S***

A tale told in verse. A text from your sister requesting a pick up from a party leads to a night of strangeness.

Inspired by Bucky's ballad contest. Though...I wouldn't call this a ballad. I'm not sure what I'd call it, actually, other than exceedingly stupid, and fun to write.

(Don't pay any attention to the scores, they're just for me to track which endings reviewers get.)


Read My Stories or Die!

HATE.

THE PURITY AND INTENSITY OF MY HATE IS LIKE A THOUSAND MERCILESS, UNQUENCHABLE SUNS.

AND YET, I ONLY NEED ONE...


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Silver Horn, Silver Hooves
When the weather is fine, you've been coming to this grove to drink from the pool for centuries now. Today, you meet a stranger and hear a story that changes all that...



A fairy tale adventure.



Another Damn Wolf Story
unpublished
I have no idea why I wrote this. All I can say in my defense is that it seemed like a good idea at the ti--wait no that's a lie, I said, repeatedly that this was stupid and shameful every time I mentioned working on it.

The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.

Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.

Character Creator
unpublished

If you don't know what this is for, then it isn't for you.


Articles Written

A List of Storygames for People Who Like to Read
A list of storygames with substantial effort put in, all written in the last couple of years and sorely in need of ratings and reviews.

CYS Forum Advice and Etiquette
A modernized guide to the forums. The path to internet popularity and happiness, and a few CYS specific do's and don'ts.

Recent Posts

Not the worst thread there's been on 12/9/2025 8:11:00 AM
On today's episode of Explain It All to Avo: Hi Avo! What was happening there was me taking the noob's poorly spelled and punctuated, ungrammatical post, and rephrasing it in English, to highlight the fact that it was poorly spelled and punctuated, and ungrammatical, in a lightly humorous way. (Everyone else, by the way, when a child posts a singular question mark without a question attached, they are expressing general unarticulated confusion in a way that implies they expect the OTHER person to use more words instead.)

Not the worst thread there's been on 12/9/2025 8:03:25 AM
"Avo, I remember you said you were working on a few stories. What are they about?"

CYS Monthly Gazette - 8 December 2025 on 12/9/2025 7:33:02 AM
This is exactly like the Thunderdome. (Because they STOLE my idea, just like they slink around stealing pies off of windowsills and babies from cribs to sell on the black market, according to my alternate news sources.)

CYS Monthly Gazette - 8 December 2025 on 12/9/2025 7:26:10 AM
Congrats on another issue! Another 5 years of these Milton and you'll be among the top 10 Wardens! And nrw stories, awesome, I was just thinking how I needed new material to hate the Gayzetteers over. Looking forward to reading these at some point when I can make them appear on a large enough screen.

BLACK MAGIC[ Nope] INSTANT DEATH SPELL CASTE on 12/9/2025 7:23:01 AM
According to their IP you should be imagining them saying all this with a strong Ugandan accent.

BLACK MAGIC[ Nope] INSTANT DEATH SPELL CASTE on 12/8/2025 10:02:29 PM
We should probably get it clarified what that one does first, don't want to kill you by mistake.

BLACK MAGIC[ Nope] INSTANT DEATH SPELL CASTE on 12/8/2025 10:00:46 PM
I always find it funny when Canadians rabidly hate the Quebecers.

BLACK MAGIC[ Nope] INSTANT DEATH SPELL CASTE on 12/8/2025 9:59:12 PM
Avo knows basically nothing about media or common cultural touchstones, history, geography etc, so at times clear communication can be a struggle. I think her parents keep her locked in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean or something to protect her from impure influences. But thankfully she found us, so we can slowly act as her window to the outside world by explaining the meaning of one word at a time

BLACK MAGIC[ Nope] INSTANT DEATH SPELL CASTE on 12/8/2025 9:52:05 PM
Most places in the US have been forced by law to take stuff like that down and remove any "supportive" language.

Not the worst thread there's been on 12/8/2025 7:18:15 PM
sry i hd to leave no i dn edut thred titl btw