Red Fools

What... the absolute fuck?

Spoilers

I guess this was okay enough of a read. The writing wasn't exactly the best but it certainly wasn't the worst I've read. I just didn't go into this thinking I was going to end up reenacting pickle rick but banana and also fighting black people but they're apples. Like how can anyone be sufficiently prepared for that? Also, a fucking LEROY JENKINS joke? When was this written? This all just felt like a fever dream. I don't know how I can ever live my life the same way now that I know this story exists. I think I found God again. When the banana in the robot suit built for a hamster danced so bad some of the black-coded bananist apples stroked out, something just clicked inside. I realized the question of what to do with my life wasn't going to be found in some hippy dippy self help book or alpha male brotard podcast. It was here. Reading a short choose your adventure story about a guy who's gender is described as a literal fucking jar of piss get turned into a potassium filled robofag who ends up getting a coworker killed and splatted over a security guard's face before just shooting the guy anyway.

Speaking of Jars of piss, thank you oh great one for giving me such plethora of gender identity options! I just... I feel so seen! I've never been able to actually choose what I truly identify as before! All of the storygames that claim to be LGBBQ-chicken friendly NEVER have the option I need! I felt so alive and included when I was finally able to play as a jar of fucking piss! Thank you so much! You've inspired me to always put that option in every game I ever make in the future. Truly you were a visionary on this site.

Also how did you make the name selector work like that? I want it! Give me your secrets you long since banned author of the pandemic! Fuck you and your weird and only barely decently written storygame! I need your name selector thingy!

5/8

Red Fools was a hilarious and creative story to share with friends, but not the most gripping of tales.

Turning into a banana is officially at the top of my don't-do list.
Very descriptive. Almost too much so.

Yes

This story deserves to be featured. The absolute detail in which this fascinating tale is told is incredible. It sheds light on the day to day struggles of the fruit communities, and the conflicts they have with one another. This was an eye opening story that helped to enlighten me to the way of the banana, and escape the horrifying influence of the apple community. This should be a required reading in schools across the world. 8/8

So... pickle rick in banana form.

lowercase username gang

8/8 for not genderlocking. I finally feel represented as a lowercase username.

Looks like I owe you a drink.