Cutting Up Some Tomatoes

Player Rating3.06/8

"#812 overall, #106 for 2015"
based on 123 ratings since 03/27/2015
played 849 times (finished 154)

Story Difficulty3/8

"trek through the forest"

Play Length1/8

"Make sure not to blink"

Maturity Level5/8

"aren't you a little too old to be trick or treating"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 13. If this were a movie, it would probably be PG-13.



This is my first story. It is short, it isn't meant to be a masterpiece, and if it at least gains a giggle from someone, then I have succeeded.

The gist of it is, you need to eat something, and in order to do that, you must cut up some tomatoes. Not as easy as it might seem, but way easier than that makes it seem.

Technically there is only one way to win, but there are some semi-win options.

Player Comments

Very little on this site makes me laugh, but this succeeded in doing so, good on you for that. Some things I suggest are longer pages, a more interesting plot and a less linear story. Sometimes it's nice to see simple things like this, so it was nice compared to the low-effort monotony you normally see from newer authors.
-- bjhovey on 3/28/2015 10:09:27 PM with a score of 0
This was a short read, but it was still quite funny. It made me laugh out loud, a couple of times. The narrator has a very satirical / derogatory tone that is honestly hilarious to read. ("It's just some fck-ing tomatoes, man.")

My favourite ending was probably the one where I came to an epiphany while chopping tomatoes. That was fun.
-- Reader82 on 1/16/2020 2:53:51 PM with a score of 0
It was great and I laughed a lot. However, try not to use so many bad words. That isn’t that good.
-- GeniusPancake on 6/28/2019 5:31:57 AM with a score of 0
Every was interesting and good, but think about censoring the bad words.
-- StoryTurtle on 6/28/2019 4:38:03 AM with a score of 0
Well not bad
-- Drew on 4/30/2018 7:43:50 PM with a score of 0
Short and funny. I like that the story did somewhat branch at the stabbing the cutting board to give ways of victory by not just doing the boring stuff. I definitely enjoyed a little bit!
-- Saltiner on 4/30/2018 7:31:07 AM with a score of 0
I think that since it's your first story game, you did pretty well and managed to put in a few giggles without making it crap, but there's still many ways you could've improved it without too much of a fuss.

It was basically just one straight line with a few branches coming off here and there, but that's it. You should've added a few more choices and using items would've helped it out a bit.

-- WickidLion on 4/26/2018 11:40:39 PM with a score of 0
so funny i almost killed myself laughing. Mission ACCOMPLISHED for you any way nicely done
-- AurondragonTyr on 10/8/2017 2:14:26 AM with a score of 0
Wait... Just because I didn't go to the kitchen one time, I became eternally lazy and my corpse rotted?
-- MinnieKing on 12/3/2016 9:25:37 PM with a score of 0
Oddly satisfying... :)
-- Vittorio99 on 9/23/2016 2:04:13 PM with a score of 0
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