Officer Dick Gristle

A modern storygame by SpartacustheGreat

Player Rating2.31/8

"Too few ratings to be ranked"

Based on 21 ratings since
Played times (finished )

Story Difficulty2/8

"Walk in the park"

Play Length2/8

"So short yo' momma thought it was a recipe"

Maturity Level6/8

"I'll need to see some identification"

Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 16. If this were a movie, it would probably be between PG-13 and R.

Player Comments

God I wish this was still considered a published work. This deserves the fame and attention that Mercer Gang has been receiving.

To be honest, my favorite ending was beating the niggers with Big Betty the Black Dildo.

— benholman44 on 4/21/2025 7:55:12 PM with a score of 0

This is truly the greatest commentary on these new confusing times.

— Celicni on 6/13/2022 8:09:56 PM with a score of 0

yeheheheheheheh
8/8 pog pog

— Virfef on 5/28/2022 7:50:16 PM with a score of 0

Mom look, I freed the white race! Yay!

— WizzyCat on 7/19/2021 12:48:07 PM with a score of 0

WTF? It doesn't have sense and it doesn't have a plot. But I save White race. Not enough to impede this work lol.

— poison_mara on 1/6/2020 1:12:04 PM with a score of 0

I found a pretty serious typo where you spelled 'tragic and beautiful patriotic hero' as 'loser'.

— Mizal on 1/6/2020 7:52:12 AM with a score of 0

Got the best ending

AMERICA

— corgi213 on 1/6/2020 5:21:21 AM with a score of 0

This is a wonderful masterpiece. 8/8

— Victim on 1/5/2020 9:59:33 PM with a score of 0

America is a wild place, this story is even wilder.

— enterpride on 1/5/2020 4:27:17 PM with a score of 0

I caught a couple spelling errors throughout the story. The last one I saw was the best ending. So there is a location for one. Anyways, this isn't as offending as I thought it would be from previous comments. Even so still a little off putting, I guess. The second path could be fleshed out a little more since it is a one choice and then done. I think Officer Dick Gristle acted like a 'full blooded american'(by media standards) by going in balls to the walls, so good job on that. It was short and not really sweet.

— TheDeadKin on 1/5/2020 3:28:19 AM with a score of 0

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Officer Dick Gristle

Player Rating2.31/8

Story Difficulty2/8

Play Length2/8

Maturity Level6/8

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