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Hey, you would've found out about this kinda thing anyway if you ever had a kid. xD

Two? Well, you'll be lucky if they're both the same gender. Opposite gender is horrible. Speak to my brother.

I have sisters. I know how it feels.

I suggest you hug your sisters and love them. My brother has a heart of stone and once I split my lip and he laughed. He had forced me to run up and down the pool steps to retrieve a pool noodle until the steps got slick with water and you'd guess what happened.

My sisters fall and i just call them slippery sally.

You should care for them more. They'd like you better.

They tell me to drink bleach and die in a ditch. I'm good.

Well, they say that probably because you don't love them. I'd adore my big bro if he was a lot nicer.

Pbbbbt. They all started it. I just laugh when they call me names and stuff.

I'd have laughed if it was my brother, so it's probably just all older brothers.

I've four brothers, so trust me when I say you don't want multiple boys.

Imagine them all with dirty minds.....ugh....why did i do that to myself..?

Excuse me?

All the boys with dirty minds while talking to each other at once

"Dirty" minds?

Like...they eat dirt? 

Sexual minds. You know exactly what I'm talking about. "That's what she said!" And shit.

I was trying to be innocent. You ruined it.

When talking to Ichigo there is no innocence. Unless i say soooooo.

I thought that's what you meant, but then I thought "Did he really just say he thought about me and my brothers talking with our sexual minds?" and assumed you meant something way less creepy.

That would be weird. I also think about the fact when you and your brothers will have a family reunion with their girlfriends-now-wives. A lot of people...

Too many. It probly turns to a gangbang.

Dude... that's my family. Why, when I mentioned that I had brothers, did you get sexual?

My head is not in the gutters........its in the pits of hell. I can make anything sexual......and i didnt get the last one so sorry, forget that.

... well... you creep me out, dude.

Didnt mean for incest or whatever its called. I had a very strange day.

What way were you planning for that to go down?

Then let's stop getting onto Steve and onto me...

...about incest?

*quiet voice* No. Sowwy.

Hey, remember when Anim hadn't made this super creepy? That was great. Let's go back to that. So, you've one sibling, AYT?

Yeah. I'd like him better if he wasn't so heartless and cruel.

Ah, I'm sure he can't be that bad.

Like I said before, he forced me to retrieve a pool noodle he had thrown into the pool and run back up the steps to return it to him. Then he threw it into the pool again. This repeats about a hundred times, one of which I fall on a step, bust my chin and bust my lip open. Then he laughed at me until my father had to ground him. He then teased me and called me "Blood Mouth" for a month.

Ah, that's what brothers do. My brother nearly died once about a groin injury, but I still called him "No wang" ever since.

I wish he'd move out soon.

It's not just brothers, either. I almost broke my neck once and my sister still laughs at me about it.

You know you don't have to get it for him. Just tell him to get it himself.

I was eight.

So?

I was very...let's say, punished by my brother if I didn't do his bidding.

Ah. Did your parents not do anything? I tease my siblings, but this seems like bullying.

Nope. Nothing.

I think someone here might have a...

Dirty mind!

*Cues laughtrack*

Whats, "dirty" mean?

...K.

Who else but SonicTurboTurtle is filmed in front of a live studio audience.

Sadly, in 600 posts this is the first time the audience has laughed.

They're sophisticated people. They only laugh at cheesy puns.

C'mon, it's 2016. If he wants to be the centrepiece of an incestuous  gangbang, that's his business. 

I'd much rather have twin girls.

That one moment when you can't relate because you're an only child...

The only brother-like person I know of is my younger cousin.

Cousins are nice. They're exactly like siblings, except you see them less often so they don't reach that level of annoyingness :D

Exactly. What's strange is that my cousin and I are like twins. It's a bit surprising to some that we don't share the same parents.

Me and my two brothers are the best of friends, we love each other very much, and if I get hurt they always try to comfort me.

If you respect and love your siblings they will love you too.

I find it a bit weird that so many people seem to not get along with their siblings, because I really enjoy being with any of my own siblings. Yeah, we have our ups and downs, like with anybody who's close, but we get over arguments quickly. I'm particularly close to my little sister, who is my best friend. I tell her things that I wouldn't even tell my (non-related) best friends, parents or even my other siblings.

How does identical quadruplets sound?

I have two little brothers.

I've got one older bro, who's not entirely stable and firmly believes in might makes right, when it comes to a disagreement, and one younger bro, who's the absolute opposite of him.

This usually results in me having to be a passive mediator after calming both down with physical violence.

Or at least, that's what used to happen until my younger bro decided he wanted to take martial arts.

Now I simply watch him own our older brother when he tries something stupid, and shrug my shoulders apathetically.

I'm the only child, but I'm glad that I don't have any sibling. My younger female cousins are annoying.

The older cousins are good though.