Please tell me you wrote this yourself.
Aww, mildly disappointing.
It's still funny though.
I kinda find it hard to believe that you'd go do yoga.
Or that you'd go anywhere populated with hipsters.
Or that you'd feel bad.
lol, why would anyone put anything on your face during shavasan? The name literally tells you that you have to be, a shav (dead body). I’ve known 280 lbs people show much better flexibility than skinny people, it just takes a bit practice and is completely irrelevant of body proportions. ‘Gospel of yoga egalitarianism’ could someone enlighten me on this?
If I may...her anger, resentment or something like that is a way to defend oneself. I mean, ever been to an exam where you were not able to write more than a few sentences? the first few seconds are pure introspection , then comes some kind of self hate for the mistakes you've done but after half an hour, you're like "fuck this class, lessons were shitty, teacher is incompetent".
Well, you probably felt "vicarious embarrassment" (iirc). No shame in that, in fact it's great to be empathetic. Tough, that's for sure.
But I guess I'm missing part of the picture because we don't have the same point of view regarding ethnicities.
Any way don't feel bad, she's probably spewing bullshit right now to justify why taking that good resolution was a mistake because of the rest of the world. Or maybe she has no self worth problem and her ego is healed and she looked for some beginner classes after some introspection.
The last time a black person made me feel uncomfortable was in high school when I had to rethink my whole “no race mixing” ideology because there weren’t many other options there as far as attractive girls went.
Obviously I got over it pretty quickly and went drilling for oil.
Can't say I'm surprised by the toots. Plant-based protein tends to have a good amount of fiber. If the yoga milfs ate meat, they wouldn't have to go to yoga class to unload their pent-up air poops. While we're on the subject, I get how no one else was laughing or responding to the "sudden outbursts". I experienced it in wrestling and jiu-jitsu. I'd argue it's worse there since you're actually grabbing the tooters. It just something that happens and you get used to it. It's still funny though.
I remember a friend of mine let out this gargantuan fart that caused us to restart the final exam because nobody could stop laughing. That was years ago though.