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11 days ago
Reports indicate that after losing hearing on the right side for ??? number of days, @WouldntItBeNice decided it would be a good time to finally try and dig the years of compacted filth out of his ear canal. He extracted some kind of dried up orange cat turd and then posted a picture of it on Corgi's server for all to see, proudly and without shame. All right thinking people are horrified, I'm deeply disturbed and I didn't even see it before Corgi deleted it, this is literally worse than the time Malk grabbed his own shit out of the toilet and photographed it for reddit. What an awful place Missouri is. Also, it's @hetero_malk's birthday today! Ottawa has responded by placing millions of people under house arrest last night at midnight, ruining even his already covid-safe birthday plans with his girlfriend and a handful of friends. I understand it's possible they may be released in September of 2026, or whenever Canada finally manages to acquire and distribute a vaccine long after the rest of the world has returned to normal. (The next POTUS may have to promise to build a wall to stop the illegals coming from the northern border at this rate.) So that brings me to this thread's assignment: Everyone should draw him either a gift or a happy capy to cheer him up. Not to be confused with a crappy capy....

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11 days ago
@aestheticllama

As Malk's favorite poster, I know you won't let us down!

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11 days ago
On it! Happy birthday, malk!

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11 days ago
I did it! Although, I don't know how to post a picture without RTE.

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11 days ago

You can use html!

<img src="link">

Where 'link' is a link to the image you're posting (so an imgur link if you uploaded it there).

If your image is big, you can add an extra thing to make it smaller.

<img src="link" width="75%">

This will restrict its size. You can edit your post quickly if you notice the image is poorly sized.

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11 days ago
Just post the imgur link, AL. Although learning to do images with HTML would be useful, you should at least try what Zake told you.

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10 days ago
Commended by hetero_malk on 4/4/2021 5:22:46 PM

https://imgur.com/a/Z14M1yU

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10 days ago

That is beautiful, AL! ^_^

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10 days ago

Thanks! I'm not the best at drawing animals, though, but I'm glad you guys like it!

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10 days ago
That is super cute!

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11 days ago

Thank you miz. I've never seen CoG wish anyone a happy birthday, so this further establishes us as the most positive community on the Internet. 

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11 days ago

Nice lol

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11 days ago

Here we go! A beautiful, unique, one of a kind drawing that I made especially for Malk. ^_^

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11 days ago

aw gee, thanks avery. I like the feet in the background 

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11 days ago
You know I suck at drawing, right?

Ok, you asked for it. I'd try drawing a happy capy, but I'm guessing all you'd see is a pile of crud because I'm that bad. Instead, I've chosen to go with the gift:



Happy day!

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11 days ago

The werecappy!

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11 days ago

The playboy capy. ^_^

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11 days ago

Not to be outdone, I googled "only the very best capybara" and this was one of the results in the middle. The actual drawing will have to come later.

Yuri Victor ?? on Twitter: "what's up with capybaras chilling with other  animals https://t.co/sLzqpTKlxs"

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11 days ago

I'll one up that shit! ^_^

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11 days ago
I came across this and some of the ones Avery posted while looking for source images. I always knew capybara were the chillest of all God's creatures, but wow, it never really sunk in till today just how lovable and serene they were, so much that every other species of animal realizes it and likes to hang out with them. Does the caracara look like a naturally cuddly bird to you? No, it is not, yet it can't resist the Cool Capy aura. This yellow bird is a cattle tyrant. What an unchill name! But this noble capy is chill enough for them both. And here's an entire family that I just thought was cute. Capybaras, much like Malk, are great role models who always think of the children!

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10 days ago

I think that because they're so super chill and lazy, other animals just look and them and think, "That cushion looks comfy" and then go and sit on it. The capys, because of the aforementioned chillness, just lay there and assume the role of living cushion. They also make for a wonderful boat. ^_^

 

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11 days ago

... So, as it turns out, Capybaras are nature's most comfortable chairs. ^_^

 

 

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11 days ago

... This is my new addiction. I can't stop.

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11 days ago

That second bird standing on him is a pied lapwing

They are ever so dastardly!

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11 days ago

Why so? ^_^

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11 days ago

They're all red-eyed burglars! They're never up to any good!

Look at this scandalous bandit! You know why they're called pied lapwings? Because they'd steal the pie right off your windowsill!

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10 days ago

But they're so cute! O.O

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11 days ago
Oh my God, the butterfly. And the sunset lighting in that last one is so good.

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11 days ago

Inside everyone, there are two capybaras




Just hangin out

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10 days ago

Wait a sec... Does that white capy have webbed feet or is it sitting on a duck? O.O

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11 days ago
Commended by hetero_malk on 4/3/2021 7:44:00 PM
Happy Birthday

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11 days ago
Nice!

I'll let Malk commend it though.

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11 days ago
Thank you, and thank you Malk.

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10 days ago

Oh my God, that' bloody amazing! How'd you make that so quick? O.O

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11 days ago
Hope you have a nice one Malk~

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11 days ago
Commended by hetero_malk on 4/3/2021 9:37:26 PM
As this appears to be some kind of obligation, I will comply. I sketched this out on my notebook somewhat hastily, but maybe it will make someone smile. Happy Birthday.

Capy.jpg

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11 days ago

I wish I had kept up with Arabic so I could read the heading 

also that's a solid capybara good work, thank you 

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11 days ago
The first word is just Capybara - It isn't an Arabic word so it's just spelled out. There is a Persian Farsi letter because Arabic doesn't have the "p" sound but Persian Farsi does. The Iraqi Dialect sometimes uses those letters.
It roughly says that he is giving you side eye.

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10 days ago

What kind of backward, barbaric culture doesn't have a word for capybara? O.O

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11 days ago
Well it took me hours to hand draw this image, but I think I got nearly everyone:

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10 days ago

That cake looks nice. ^_^

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10 days ago
Commended by hetero_malk on 4/4/2021 5:20:18 PM

If I'm too late, consider this a belated birthday gift.

Link!

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10 days ago

Awhh!!! ^_^

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10 days ago

I love it thank you 

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10 days ago
Commended by hetero_malk on 4/4/2021 5:23:04 PM
Drawing with red lines of a man at a weird angle who has a capybara head that is a blue cloud texture stolen from another drawing.

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10 days ago

That is one badass capy. ^_^

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10 days ago

Wait... Is that a capy? It looks kind of like a Scottish Terrier. :p

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10 days ago

woah. me as an egyptian god if i had a big moustache. i like it 

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10 days ago
Commended by hetero_malk on 4/4/2021 6:04:12 PM

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10 days ago

Now that is one classy capy. ^_^

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10 days ago

I love this more than I can describe. Thank you MHD

Im not crying, you are 

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10 days ago

Awh, you're very welcome! Happy (belated) birthday! :~)

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10 days ago
Holy shit.

And from that day on, Malk was a furry.