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Incel YOU

6 months ago

Now if you’re a Villain Lair inhabitant, you already know I’ve been toying with this story idea for awhile. Don’t know when or if it’ll be finished, but I’m getting a lot of ideas. I feel like I need to write something less serious (And a whole lot shorter) and this seems like a fun subject/topic.

As you might already be able to tell, it’s about that group of poor oppressed dudes that can’t get laid so they sit around on the internet and bitch about it, say a bunch of shit about women not liking them, until they suicide by cop, or suicide by belt.

Now of course this is low hanging fruit, but so are furries and other deviants, and these dudes already think they’re subhuman scum (And they are) so who gives a shit because it’s still funny.

The greater writing challenge will probably be not to repeat what was already in Tales From the Basement, specifically Anime Addict since that focused on a “loser” character as well. However, I think there’s a difference between that character and the protagonist I’ve got in mind for this story and that’s the whole bitter/anger/hate thing.

The anime addict for instance was sort of content being a fucking anime freak and it was only his mom that was causing him to go out into the real world (when hilarity ensued). He didn’t really have the bitter hate. For the most part he doesn’t even descend into “I’m a big fat loser but why don’t these girls fuck me WAAH!”

Now while it would be easy to just start the incel off going on about how he’s going to “kill all these bitches and rape their corpses”, I sort of need to do more than that for a longer story (though not too long). I need to do the whole downward spiral.

So, he won’t start off as a completely bitter black pill swallower. He’ll just start off as a “nice guy.”

From there, the story will unfold.

And who knows, maybe in certain paths he’ll manage to avoid becoming a SUPREME GENTLEMAN and just become a plain old sexist that pays for whores!

Incel YOU

6 months ago

Incel YOU

Get ready to become a supreme gentleman because it’s all over!


Life is so cruel.

You have no girlfriend. You’re twenty two years old and you’re still a virgin.

You’ve tried everything you can think of to get girls to like you, but it’s no use. They just won’t return your love, no matter how nice you’ve been. You just don’t understand it.

While everyone else your age is going out and having fun, it looks like another lonely night for you.

It’s not fair.

Still, you suppose there’s still a chance. Maybe there’s a chance that there is a girl out there for you just aching for you to give her your love.

Maybe there’s still HOPE.

In the meantime you decide to take your mind off of your situation by spending time on the Internet writing on your blog mostly going on about how you don’t understand why girls don’t like you and how it’s not fair how you keep failing.

After writing, you decide to watch a movie, but not the usual porn that you usually watch on nights like this. Instead you watch an old science fiction movie called The Grid. You always heard how good it was supposed to be.

Well, the female lead could have been a lot prettier, but what really caught your attention was one of the major concepts in the movie involving the protagonist.

At one point the hero of the movie gets the choice to eat a blue gumdrop or a red one. The blue gumdrop allows him to go back “to sleep” and back to his boring life.

However, the red gumdrop allows him to see THE TRUTH. Naturally he eats the red one, becomes a badass, shoots a bunch of people and fucks the girl in the end.

Oh how you wish YOU could do that.

Still mildly intrigued by the movie and wanting to keep your mind off of your crushing loneliness, you do some more searching online about it since there were sequels you still haven’t seen.

After a few hours, you soon learn that the sequels were shit and should be avoided at all cost, but instead you find more information about the concept of colored gumdrops.

Apparently large communities have taken the lessons from this movie and applied them to real life especially when it comes to difficulties with the opposite sex.

In fact right now you can order yourself a big bag of these mind-enhancing gumdrops with the guarantee that THE TRUTH will set you free of your torment.

Desperate for ANYTHING that might change your fortune with the ladies, you immediately order a bag of red gumdrops!

Looking forward to this potential life-changing item, you finish off the night by going to your favorite porn site and satisfy your urges. Of course as always, you don’t feel too much better.

Because you just know if you knew any of these ladies in real life, you could be so nice to them and they wouldn’t have to suck dick for a living. You could take care of them and they could just suck yours.

You go to sleep alone as usual.

Weeks later

You’re getting really sick of this shit.

There’s been this pretty girl in your class and you’ve been nice to her the WHOLE semester such as opening the door for her, tipping your trilby to her, and even letting her use your notes because she’s skipping the lectures.

You just gave her a new set of notes and she barely even said thank you this time!

She’s probably busy fucking her six foot five boyfriend’s huge cock. Why should animals like that get affection while a gentleman like you gets nothing?

It’s not fair.

You get home ready to take your anger out by doing some serious fapping, however when you get to the door of your apartment, you notice a small package in front.

It’s your gumdrops!

Briefly snapping out of your virgin funk, you grab the box, take it inside and open it.

Inside there is a small note accompanying the black bag of gumdrops.


Eat heartily brother and all will be revealed.


A friend


Friend. Nobody has ever called you that before! Excitedly, you open up the bag of gumdrops ready to discover the truth!

No sooner have you opened up the bag, you find that the gumdrops are not in fact red, or rather not all of them are.

You pour them out on a nearby table and find that you’ve been given a mixed bag of gumdrops. Some are red, some are blue, a few are white, a couple are rainbow colored and there’s even a black one.

What the fuck? Did they send you a sampler or something? You didn’t order this!

Friend your ass, they couldn’t get your order right! You look forward to something and get kicked in the face for your trouble. You don’t even know why you ordered them.

They fucking based a whole philosophy around a flashy 90s movie that was mediocre at best and didn’t even come out with any good sequels.

And you buying into the whole gumdrop shit was a retarded desperate grasp at HOPE that somehow you were going to get laid just by buying them.

Desperate and retarded. Story of your goddamn life.

It’s not fair.

You’d try to mail them back, but there were no refunds and they weren’t much anyway.

Well you’re stuck with them now. You might as well eat a few. You have mostly red and blue ones, so you figure you’ll start with them first.

Now you bought the red ones to begin with, so you feel like you should try those first. Still, blue colored candies always seem to taste better, so maybe you’ll just go for those first.


Eat the blue gumdrop

Eat the red gumdrop

Incel YOU

6 months ago
Oh cool, didn't realize you were starting on this already. And what a start, lol. This dude's already pretty clearly a spree killer in the making.

Eat the red gumdrop first obviously, it will teach you jiu-jitsu.

Incel YOU

6 months ago
Keen for this one, I love it already

Incel YOU

6 months ago

Working on part of the “Blue gumdrop” path which still makes you optimistic enough to not go full black gumdrop. (Yet!)

Writing is one of the options to refocus your pent up "energy."



You might as well try. It’ll probably keep your mind off of things.

You look around for suitable writing sites, but you just can’t make up your mind.

An hour passes and you still haven’t settled down to a site yet, you’re almost about to give up and go look at porn, but then you stumble on some writing sites dedicated to CYOAs. You remember looking through a few of these types of things before and you thought they were cool due to all the wacky directions they could go.

You then think, that “Hey, I’m a deep and creative guy, maybe I could do something like that and then maybe girls will be so impressed with my skills that they’ll fall in love with me!”

This…overly optimistic delusion aside, you’re at least still focusing your energy in a positive way.

After some searching, you find three possible candidates to make your mark.


The first one is Pick Equality Games (PEG). Their stories seem to focus a lot on diversity and they seem to really value the concept. Though they seem to have some restrictions as well.  You’re not really used to restrictions since you’re often just pouring every thought you have in your blog, but maybe you could work within them.

You certainly could use a welcoming inclusive community though, seeing as you have no friends. Maybe you could make some friends there and find yourself a cute girl that will love your writing and then fall in love with you!


The second one is Endless Stories (ES). There seems to be no limit on what you can write there. Which might be good since if you’re going to try this writing thing, you’d rather have as much freedom as possible.

The problem is, there is virtually no community there. You suppose you could hope your writing attracts enough attention that some cute girl PMs you and tells you how great your writing is and falls in love with you!


Finally there is Select Your Story (SYS). This one seems to be in the middle as far as what writing restrictions are, but still pretty reasonable. It also has a fairly active community that talks about a wide variety of topics.

It would appear at first glance that the community consists of a lot of social outcasts just like you. You have a lot of experience with knowing what it feels like being an outcast so maybe you’ll fit in well there. And maybe you’ll meet a cute girl who understands your pain and loneliness and falls in love with you!


You just know that things are looking up!


Pick Equality Games

Endless Stories

Select Your Story

Incel YOU

6 months ago

This amused me way too much not to share early.

NoblePaladin: So hey I think you should make a male love interest for your game.

SufferingSappho: What do you mean? There is a male romance option, Kelly.

NoblePaladin: But I mean a real male romance option.

SufferingSappho: I don’t understand. Kelly is a real option, I’ve got an ending where you can wind up with him, it’s just hard to get to.

NoblePaladin: That’s not what I mean. I mean didn’t Kelly used to be a girl?

SufferingSappho: He was born as female and?

NoblePaladin: Well that’s not a real dude, I was suggesting a proper male romance. Maybe make the guy a paladin who is very nice to the protagonist a lot.

SufferingSappho: Rude! Kelly identifies a male! He’s a man and you implying that he isn’t a real man is a very bigoted point of view!

NoblePaladin: Okay, okay my apologies. I’m still learning. But anyway I still think you should make another male love interest, it would make the story more diverse!

SufferingSappho: No, making a boring CIS straight white guy as a love interest doesn’t appeal to me. I’d just be contributing to the patriarchy and actually making it LESS diverse by doing so since there are already many games that allow such an option.

SexyNight: Hey do you think you could also include a romance option for Shades? I think that would be very inclusive, as I don’t sexually identify as anything that casts a shadow and would love to finally see a character like that!

NoblePaladin: But I don’t understand. You took RivetingRosie’s suggestion about having a bisexual catgirl as a love interest into consideration and she wasn’t even nice like I’ve been.

SufferingSappho: Look, I’m not making what you’re asking. There are plenty of examples of what you’re asking for elsewhere. Consider yourself privileged that you have so many options.

NoblePaladin: But I’m not privileged. Look, I’m just saying I’ve been very nice to you and have “liked” every post of yours. All 5000 of them and even the ones I didn’t really agree with. The least you could do is be nice to me back.

SufferingSappho: What? Just because you’ve been nice doesn’t give you the right to expect something from me! In fact your last PM to me was sort of creepy when you told me how sexy I looked from my avatar.

NoblePaladin: Well if you didn’t want people to comment, you shouldn’t have posted a picture of yourself.

SufferingSappho: Wow. And I bet you think if a girl wears a short skirt and walks in a dark alley she’s asking for it huh? You’ve really shown your true colors here today. You’re a fucking misogynist.

The5thGender: Can the mods ban this rape loving shitlord already? I come here to get away from CIS scum like him. I need to disengage from this thread now. I’m getting flashbacks of when my uncle touched me.

HappyCuck: You’re into rape? That’s fucked up dude. Guys like you make me ashamed to be a man.

NoblePaladin: No! I’m not into rape! I was just saying that I don’t see why my request is being ignored when Sappho is listening to everyone else!

SufferingSappho: Maybe because I don’t listen to misogynistic bigots like yourself.

NoblePaladin: For fuck’s sake I’m not a goddamn bigot! You’re being an unreasonable bitch about all this when I’ve done nothing but be nice! IT'S NOT FAIR!

SocialJustice4All: Alright, I’m getting several PMs and red flags about this thread. Many people are getting very upset and not feeling safe so I’m locking it until further notice.

In the meantime Paladin has been banned for 300 years for misogyny, transphobia, general bigotry and supporting rape.

Incel YOU

6 months ago
All of these have been great. Why did you ever waste so much time writing Rogues?

Incel YOU

9 days ago

Nope, haven't forgotten this.


After many strange looks, verbal commands of you to leave them alone and outright threats to call campus security, your suspicions turn out to be true and some pasty, greasy haired nerd confirms your search.

“Oh yeah, they got a prototype of some old sexbot in the basement of the engineering building. Something that’s been worked on since the eighties. Every once in awhile new people tinker with it as a goof, but not much gets accomplished.“ he says.

“Does it work?” you ask.

“I guess? I dunno. It’s still so buggy and filled with such a mishmash of old and new hardware I don’t think anyone has actually ever had sex with it. Plus it’s been around so long, it’s more of a hidden mascot than anything else.”

“And that’s the only one? Nobody working on anything newer?”

“Not in this piece of shit university they aren’t. Not like this place attracts the top engineering types. I imagine most are just beating their meat to fembot porn like the rest rather than paving the way for a better future.”

“So, is it easy to access this bot?”

At this point the random nerd that you’ve been speaking to (You don’t even know his name) starts giving you some of those strange looks you’re used to.

“Wait…you’re not thinking about fucking that thing are you?” he asks.

“Why? Do you have a claim on it?” you ask.

“Heh, no. I mean like I said, it’s more of an embarrassing not so well kept secret rather than a genuine fuckbot. There is nothing remotely attractive looking about it. Well I mean someone in the late nineties finally put some synthetic hair on its head and it’s got a face that doesn’t just resemble a robotic skeleton, but can’t say that even as horny as I get sometimes, I’d go fuck it.”

“Yeah well my options are limited, I’ve tried being nice to real girls and they don’t want my affection. It’s not fair.”

“Hmmm, you a member of Forever Nice Dudes?”

“Sorta, but I don’t really find it helpful to talk to people failing the same way I am.”

“Well I hear ya there. Used to be a member myself, nearly got into all that blue gumdrop-red gumdrop shit as well. However, I soon realized that I was going about this the wrong way.”

“Oh?” you ask a bit intrigued.

The nerd looks around to make sure nobody else is listening and then speaks.

“I realized that, getting pissed and bitter about women turning you down is a path to ruin and that there are ALWAYS other alternatives.” He says with an excited glint in his eye.

“Uh, I’m not gay dude.” You say backing off.

“What?! This ain’t about no faggotry! I’m talking about getting some REAL pussy, not some artificial shit or your hand!”

“Even if I had the money, I’m not hiring a dirty whore. I’m better than that.” You sniff.

“Not talking about whores either. Tell me, you ever been to the mortuary science building on campus?”

“Can’t say I have.”

“Then you’ve been missing out. The place has a whole cold storage filled with fresh corpses. And some of them are not the traditional old dead fucks from natural causes situation. Some of them are about our age and still look as beautiful as the day they died…perhaps even more so…”

Okay, you can’t say you don’t have your problems, and sure your recent robogirl fetish probably isn’t healthy, but fucking corpses isn’t something you’ve ever considered. The necrophile nerd is now sensing your discomfort.

“Now wait, before you shoot this down, just hear me out. Guys like us are NEVER going to get that perfect ten. Shit, we can’t even get the five.  Life isn’t fair, but there are always loop holes around the rules. If she’s dead, I can get that perfect ten and it’s not rape.”

“Um, I’m not sure about that.”

“A corpse is considered property, it’s not a living being anymore, it’s a thing. It’s inanimate. It’s just meat. I mean if I shove my dick in a compost heap, I’m not raping that right? At best I’m just a vandal.”

“I suppose, but…”

“Look, I get not wanting to fuck some nasty worm rotting corpse, but these are FRESH corpses and they’re just laying around to either get cut up, put in the ground or worse burned up. Might as well take advantage, who is getting hurt? Nobody!”

“I guess I never thought of it that way before.”

“I mean you’re into robots. Which is cool. Obviously though you’re desiring a sex partner that isn’t going to judge or reject you. And it would be great if there really were some fembots that looked like they do in the scifi movies, but we ain’t there yet. You really want to shove your dick in something that looks more like the Terminator rather than cherry 2000?”


“Look, I’m just saying if you want some real pussy that’s just there for the taking, get yourself down to the mortuary science building. Hell, I can even help you out, not that security is really tight there anyway. It’s really easy to nip in and out of the place.”

You have to say that the nerd has made some sort of sense to you. This might be the only way you’ll ever really get to touch a real woman, let alone have sex with one. Does it really matter if she's dead?


Head to mortuary and crack open a cold one

Just go stick your dick in a toaster and be done with it

Incel YOU

9 days ago

I just went through the whole thread and it looks great so far. It's going to be a fun read, can't wait to see it published.

Incel YOU

9 days ago
About time I became a main character in an Endmaster story

Incel YOU

9 days ago
Has anyone tried pitching this idea to real incels? Maybe some Staceys could volunteer their bodies for such a good cause.