You are born from a tainted fruit of the Tree of Creation. From there you will face many trials and tribulations and climb the rungs of the ladder into godhood. Your adventure awaits!
The art inside is not of my own but if the artist asks than I shall take it down but some of the art I believe comes from the SCP wiki.

I always did love this community and about 6 months to a year ago I actually made an account and joined it. I even attempted to write a story, but hit a writer's block and took a long break that I am not entirely proud of. I am thinking of picking it up again but would like any advice when it comes to increasing creativity and/or length.

Since horses cannot vomit and usually keel over and die when they eat something poisonous or develop a gas bubble, ot likely does not have a happy ending.

It depends on the type of sugar but you are correct. Brown sugar for instance turns hard when the moisture in it evaporates. Normal sugar lasts around 2 years, but will never actually spoil.

Honey is the only food to never expire.

I heard fight to the death and it immediately piqued my interest. Where do I sign up?

Now the forum title makes sense because End Master sees all.

It really depends. 2500 for a first story is pretty good and if it is spaced out and well written with verbose language that yeah I would say it is pretty good. The average recommended length is actually 15 pages if you're going for a short story of sorts.

How does one properly write a combat scene?

You poor thing. That's worse than Cannibal Holocaust and the director got temporarily arrested for that because they thought the actors were actually murdered in the movie.

What is probbaly the most disturbing or scariest horror movie you ever watched?