Here’s a riddle I made up (which is probably an indication that it’s too convoluted for anyone to actually solve)!
So, the first person to answer correctly gets a hundred shiny new XPs! (Anyone who comes up with another fitting answer may get 25 XPs – but nothing is guaranteed.)
RIDDLE
Abrades when turned,
Gains weight when burned,
If spun, is spurned.
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BONUS RIDDLE (The EndMaster Special!)
Part of a complete breakfast,
And fills a tranny’s bra,
Smells like coins’ mom,
But tastes better raw.