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Your death was going to be broadcast across the world and translated into every language - you are allowed final words before you die, anything from 1 word to a speech, what do you say to everyone? Would you quote someone else's speech? Would you have your own? A simple sentence, or a long paragraph?

Remember what you say will be heard by 99% of humans on Earth, choose your words wisely.

http://xkcd.com/1362/

"Y'all nazis" -Tanstaafl 2120

"Meh."

or

"Don't worry, I'm sure the foolishness of humanity won't destroy itself sometime in the future."

This would likely happen after I successfully lead a revolution in America in which I would end up being captured or willfully surrendering to the enemy. So I'd give a nice inspirational speech and die like a badass so that way the movie made about me will be amazing.

You have a very high opinion of your insignificant life on earth. More likely you'll just die from a car crash while on a vacation somewhere.

*Not meant to be cruel, just cynical. :P

Nah, he'd probably die by paper cut to the jugular.

If you lead a revolution in America and thus invoke the civil war you seem to be implying, Hollywood would probably get destroyed, thus leaving your life's story up to the directors at either the Canadian Film Festival, French interpretive pieces, or Bollywood. None of those tend to have large amounts of badass movies in them. Just sayin'.

@Ford: Well, the drivers here are getting worse...

Damn it Sentinel. You've killed my dream of Hollywood fame, or at least poked a big hole in it. I must tell my soldiers, "Hands off Hollywood, we must not let the Canadians win". God forbid if the French do it, though I've never seen any of their films.

Just because your army doesn't touch it doesn't mean the other army won't. My advice would be to protect Ridley Scott and all the actors in a nuclear bunker until it's all said and done.

Why would want to help actors like Cera or Cage? One's a whiny little bastard and one's a raging looney.

Yes, but they're people too.

Yeah, but aren't you ever pissed at actors for their stupidity sometimes?

Nope. Just pop stars and boy bands that aren't the Beatles.

What about fricking Justin Bieber or Paris Hilton? I mean, she said this: "Wal-Mart... do they make walls there?"

JB is a pop star, Paris Hilton is hardly even famous anymore, so I can just ignore her.

I don't see what the opposition would gain from destroying Hollywood unless they plan on fighting like Russia.

No more stupid Dr.Suess remakes. 

Those hills are an area of strategic importance, you can do a lot with them. Especilly when hiding behind the letters.

Have you watched Sharknado?

True but causing mass destruction to a city isn't the best way to gain public support...

Any effective invasion relies heavily on large amounts of death, if only to scare the populace into submission.

If you were a citizen what would you do in that situation? Stay on the side threatening to kill you if you don't stay, or the side that is already shooting at the people threatening you? Many will become outraged and join my side if they don't submit or flee the country.

The penguinite severely underestimates the resiliency and stubbornness of Americans. 

But then again, how does China work? It decimates resistance and gives Civilians nothing to fight back with. Hollywood could easily become the New China and destroy itself under enemy rule.

But it's taking a huge gamble, as Chinese are different from Americans.

This is what I would say: Well, at least I outlasted about a 100 million of you bastards.

"I hid a billion dollars in the-" *dies*

Hugsgoodbye! You're back!

I knew my nomination would work! Now it's only a matter of time before Eatsleepslay, Silver, and Morgan_R start posting again!

Yeh im back. 

Wait what nomination? 

I nominated a bunch of dormant users here:

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/12314

With the power of nomination magic, they'll likely show up eventually. I'm not sure what'll happen to the active users, but I'm sure it'll be remotely wonderful.

Oh they'll just implode from the overload of awesomeness. 

Nothing to worry about. 

I'm sure it isn't.

So did I miss much over the winter? Faction wars? BZ and Amans godly rivalry? An out break of rabbit pox? A shipment of spikeballs from February?

The dirt outside looks younger than those references! :O

Yes. I'm from ancient times. I've been asleep waiting for the stressful thing called school to end. 

No, I left the spikeballs from May on your doorstep for you though.

There was a terrible world-crunching war between a shitty dessert and righteous cutlery that went wrong and sealed all the factions off in a world between time and space. There was also a guy who got mad at us and started posting dissected genitals, shat-in undies and wide-open arseholes all over the forums. There was also a Jihelu, but I think you've already met him.

Sounds exciting (except Jihula). Thanks for the ketchup. 

The penguin strikes again!

 

"This hanging was brought to by Mama Briar's leather belts... Can also be used as rope." ^_^

Good one. I'm going to write that down. And keep it safe. Forever and ever. 

"Wow, dat intellectual breach of copyrights right dere" 

Damn, only had 1% of the population left to go...

Wait what? O_O

Danoas, it's End. What do you think happened to the other 99%? 

1% of 7 billion is still 7 million.  You're the worst, End.

... Swift, a billion is a million million 

"From everyone on Chanel 4, have a good evening"

"HUGS IS BACK!!!!" :D

On a more serious note... I'd probably sing something :P

Do I know you?

Please refrain from searching through my internet history, my room, or just anything in general that may belong to me. Remember, I'll haunt you if you do. Thanks and goodbye! 

I have this strange urge of killing you and stealing your PC....

Oh, and welcome to our community

I would start singing "still alive".

"Forever stiff."

When I read your posts about dead people, it makes me glad you're not a minister or a funeral home owner. Or are you?

No. But I have more.

"Dig me up, I want to be a zombie!"

"I stink after death. You stink before it."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a stiff corpse, This poem doesn't rhyme."

"I shagged your daughter"

"People die when they are killed!"

"The only graverobber I approve of is Lara Croft"

"Cuz this is Thriller....."

"Died because of lag."

"This is definitely not the secret grave of Osama Bin Laden. Syriasly."

 

That's just wrong.

You're just too easily offended to be on the internet.

Those are just mild examples. There are places where even i do not dare to go. Do your worst.

No! I will not stoop to your level.

Those were actually pretty tame for the internet James. lol 

Yeah, I was going to make a dead baby joke in reply, but that's not something I want coming back on me in the future.

Dead baby clean-up after the annual Dark Elf sport. Just ask Endmaster for a job opening.

If it's a dead baby, pretty sure it's not going to come back on you or anyone else in the future.

I made a Romanian song about dead babies today.... More like a prophecy...

"Bucati de copii si scutece folosite vor cadea din cer,

Vor curge rauri de sange si Tedi,

Iar cand parintii mila cer,

O sa le zic sa cheme un medic.

Caci eu nu ma pricep la nimic."

 

A rough translation would be "Pieces of kids and used diapers will rain from the sky, rivers of blood and Tedi (kids' drink) will flow, And when the parents ask for mercy, I'll tell them to call the doctor, because I don't have a clue on how to fix it."

Pffft. 

My last words would be, "Never trust a dragon that becomes a wolf."

What about a wolf that becomes a dragon?

That's a whole 'nother can of worms

I'm not the one that will cure a disease, stop a war, or do anything that will be remembered as long as mankind exists; but I chose to support the system making sure that it doesn't fall. I was ordinary and I am okay with that.

That was so good. 

"I'll always regret only having (insert 1 more than I have here) children"

That'll leave 'em wondering.

Haha. Nice.

"I blame the blacks"

Sounds more like one of Drako's last words than yours.

Yours would be something like "I thought it would fit up there."

Foxes can fit anything.

Wait, what the flying F--- did you just say?

You heard me

"All of my kids were adopted."

Leave them with that. You're kids will flip the hell out.

Doesn't beat mine though. 

I know. :(

=P

"Time's up! Let's do this!"

"I suddenly regret rejecting God in all his forms and beings."

"I forgot to wipe" or "I have to tell you something that will change the course of reality"

LEEEERRRRRRROOOOOYYYYYYY JJJJJJEEEEENNNNNNKKKKKKIIIII-- *head chopped off*

There goes my cousin. 

'Apples...      nuff said.'

 

(In case no-one knows, I am obsessed with apples)

Funny that nobody seems to go for the obvious.

"Ouch."

... It's a classic ^_^

"Repent, for the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand!"

"it's dark down here. Not funny, guys!"

"I hid that... that.... fortune... in the-" 

Bye Niggas

or 

Have i played Life well, then applaud as I make my exit.

Goodbye my nigga

 

to you also. I would respond