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i everyone, Kit here! I stumbled across this site and decided that I have to read every storygame you guys have. I already did several in the time I've been lurking in the shadows. I left a comment if I read yours. I did reread them each several times to make sure I gave a fair rating. Please don't hate me if I gave you a bad rating. I liked all of them (well except for one but that's no matter)

 I'm working on a storygame of my own to get a feel for the editors. I'll share more when I get it closer to done. I want to take my time learning how to do this.

I bet 3 points that mine's the one you didn't like!

Nope. Havent got to reading any of your stuff yet. But keep the points til I do, you might win... I never did trust penguinites. *Narrowes eyes*

I like you already! :D

Hello there and welcome! Care for tea? Perhaps coffee?

I'll take half a cup. If you'd care to slice me one.

Hm, china is a bit hard to cut without it merely shattering. And all I have at the moment is a flamethrower. Perhaps a smaller cup? It lacks a handle, though...

I can rarely get a handle on any situation anyhow. So I doubt I'd need it. The small cup will be fine.

How racist of you!

But at least you realize that I am a Penguinite, unlike certain degenerates.... *COUGH*CRABGRASSANDCOINS*COUGH**COUGH*

 Foxes don't trust anyone... It is our duty to test the other races. The rice god would be cross if I were lax in my duty.

I'm aiming for at least a C-.

Hey, when have I denied that you're a Penguinite?

You seem to be capable of acknowledging my Penguinity, but you can't seem to realize this also means I am not stupid, gay, or retarded.

Wait, stupid, gay, and retarded? Did he really called you all those things? 

At some point or another.

Well, I haven't! Points for me! ^N^

But you don't recognize his being a Penguinite! No points for you!

He's obviously a Penguinite. 

Welcome, enjoy your continued stay :D I wish you luck in your storygame endeavors!

I...I...I hate you. 

A Kitsune? Interesting. Well, anyway, welcome to CYS. I take it that you've gotten the hang of it, but if you need any help with anything, feel free to p.m. me. I will try to assist you to the best of my ability. :)

Wow, Nmelssx, I didn't expect you to be so female...or Asian.

 

That's Arden Cho, fool ya fool. 

I do like artichokes, but that is irrelevant. Who is the Asian lady and what is her significance to this thread?

She's...my girlfriend...in my dreams. 

Hmm...can't say my dream girlfriend is any more attractive.

My dream girlfriend is totally hotter than yours.

Ha, the joke's on you...you're (supposedly) asexual. Sweet (lonely) dreams.

Ha. Ha. Haha. Hahaha. Hahahaha.

 

That's why the joke's on you. Because an asexual guy can come up with a hotter fake girlfriend than you can.

But you're not suppose to think of them as 'hot', since you're asexual. What gives? 

Nothing, I just know what other people find attractive, so I can look for those traits in other people as well to see whether they're hot or not.

If you can recognize that they're attractive, then you're not asexual. 

I don't recognize them myself, I recognize attractiveness based on things other people tell me.

It...it doesn't work like that. I'm sorry. 

Does too, according to what they tell me, a girl's body is best when it looks like this:

HEAD:

1. Hair is shiny and not in a mess

2. Face doesn't have any zits.

3. Eyes are not gouged out. (Learned that one the hard way...)

TORSO:

1. Wide on top.

2: Small in the middle.

3. Wide on the bottom.

4. Not an outie belly button.

LEGS:

1. Long, but not really, really long.

2. The upper parts can't touch.

3. Flexible.

4. Shaved all over.

5. Not having a period

Were you...were you typing this for the past 7-8 minutes? o.O

No, I was digging my copy of the list out of my desk drawyer.

Well, it's all wrong. 

Really? What does your list look like?

A hot girl is a girl you want to repeat fuck over and fuck again.

There IS no list. You just know. You can find them in a crowd of millions. While everyone else you automatically ignores, your eyes should be able to always look out for hot girls, and find them, always. 

I wouldn't know, due to my asexuality, so I'm stuck with this list of features that hot girls tend to have.

#Pervert

Am I a pervert if I need to be reminded what a hot girl/guy looks like?

YES! You should have it imprinted inside your head!

#fuckinghypocrite 

#Jealous!
 

#nuh-uh

But then I'd have to stick to the image of one particular girl at a time, (I'm not going to dedicate unwieldly amounts of precious space in my brain for the sake of being NORMAL! Normal is for mainstreamfags!) and depending on how different various girls look, my meter will be rendered more and more innacurate.

Then your list is flawed!

My list isn't flawed, my mental images are.

"Womyn are not supposed to be judged like that" -IsentinelpenguinI

And before you start on "that's what other people think", remember you're the one going off of their standards.

Alrighty. Gotta step in here. Asexual people still have the ability to recognize attractiveness. This works the same way that I, a straight female, am able to recognize what an attractive girl looks like. I am not sexually attracted to girls, but I can tell who is attractive and who is not.

I know that's how it works, but Nmelssx has trouble understanding... Well, anything I say, really.

*anything anybody says

I completely expected nmelssx to be an Asian woman this entire time.

Time...is...changing...

The tides are changing in our favor... Tonight, we strike. 

I completely expect to win. 

I expected him to be a much older Asian woman.

The fact that you said HIM makes it obvious that you're gender confused. Remember, humans are different from asexual penguinites. There are two sexes. One, which is male, and one, which is female. While he, refers to males, she refers to females. Do you...do you understand now? 

Hmm, Nmelssx. It's hard to see why anyone would think you're a troll. XD

I don't know whether to take this as a compliment, insult, statement, or question. xD

I don't think you were trolling xD

It's a complisultment with a sprig of inquiry.

I see. That's good then? I think?

Yes, the inquiry garnish takes away the slight bitter taste of the insult.

Welcome to the site, enjoy your stay!

I am called by all members here The Great, Amazing, All Knowing, Omnipresent, Awesome, Cool And Evolved Carnivine. You can just call me brad!

Also that Penguin guy is....not....a normal penguin....he....he is special....

He is definitely called by all the members except one here as the Great, Amazing, All Knowing, Omnipresent, Awesome, Cool And Evolved Carnivine. He is also called CrabGrass by this one other member. Do not forget. 

*Called by myself The Great, Amazing, blahblahblah.

What members really say:

Fireplay: "Bah to the so-called Emperor"

Endmaster, JJJ, Puddlebunni, Bo: "Brad"

Alexp: "Who?"

Sentinel the Correct: "Stupid inferior weed..."

Coins: "Fucking retard!"

Nmelessx: "My lover."

Drakoblare: "Worse than the Blacks. AND THE JEWS!"

"Alexp: "Who?""

"Drakoblare: "Worse than the Blacks. AND THE JEWS!""

These are incorrect!

The emperor was my puppet and he is dead!

 

 

They are too correct.

And also, that's only what Alexp wants you to think. In reality, the puppet was you all along! YOU!

False I say, FALSE!

Silly weed, stop trying to block out the truth!

Hmm...it would be hilarious if you were a Black Jew, Brad.

Bah. 

Same difference.

HAH Yeah, he called my "My Darling"!

Doesn't Alexp say that for everyone that's joined this past 7 months or so? xD

Reminds me of the trailer for the Guardians of the Galaxy that's coming out. 

Nice to meet you, Kitsu. :P If you like kitsunes, I think you'd enjoy a particular pathway in my story ... good luck finding it, though. xD I'm very pleased to hear a new writer say they want to wait and take their time to learn before unveiling a game. That is, quite honestly, a very good sign. If you need assistance, though, don't hesitate to ask, the community here is very helpful.

 

Thank you, I'll check out your story soon. Don't expect much from my first offering as I'm still experimenting with the advanced editor and trying to make friends with variables. :-)

Hello and welcome! If you actually figure out how to use the advanced editor and the variable thing, could you show me how? I've been trying to understand it for a while now, and I've read all the help&info stuff on it and I still can't figure it out. >.<

Ask forums members here* for help if you need it.

*Advanced Editor Forum

 

yay! thank you!

No one expects a lot from a first timer, but one of the biggest mistakes new comers make is trying to rush through their first game, so you're already off to a good start.

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^Enjoy @Kitsumaru

Sorry for getting off on a tangent. Anyways, welcome to the site. I look forward to playing your game. :)