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So well for the start, Hi everyone (funny though because it is my subject)

well after some random browsing..I just happen to stumble on this site. Not lying though but I really love the story on this site especially eternal ^_^ (maybe there more)..I also seen people are quite lively in the forum so I create my account.

I hope we can be friend and teach me around with some stuff 

well anyway let me share some cookie with all of you as a sign of appreciation and friendship *give away some cookies*

I hope you realize any object offered to this forum will become the symbol of a faction for the next four months, because we forumers will make a shitstorm out of just about anything...

Welcome to the site, and please, stay on and stay active.  It's your best bet to avoid disappearing like the rest of the fodder (and you'll pick up good writing advice and an understanding of what cynicism, dark humor, and irony is in the Internetz.  You'll lose your innocence, but not your hope!  [Amy Tan])

well as they say 'the more the merrier' right??

I'll definitely try to become and stay active (you will likely see me around) and nice to be your acquaintance. 

Here, have a balloon. 

 

~~~O

I can't tell if that's a sinking balloon or Micheal Jackson's spermata...

And... just burst my pants laughing.  I should probably see a doctor now.

I notice that whenever I go see the forums, I see everyone else has already responded to the newest conversation. And it's usually always the same people. How much time does everybody spend on this site? I'm just curious. Like Swiftstryker and Jamescoker for example. How often are you active on this site each day? It seems like you're always here.

In my defense, I've only came back to poke at newer members since a month ago, and even then, not really for the new members themselves (unless they seem interesting and likely to stay).

Here, take a look see!

As for activity, yeah, about every day if I'm not slipping off of Yosemite, flipping a desk, drowning in a SoCal riptide, or making storygames discretely (via Twine, sh...).

Hey, welcome to the site. And double chocolate chip for me please ^

Thank you and here go... a double chocolate chip [special just for you]

*hand over the cookie

Beware don't eat too many though...the cookie monster is watching 

Cookie power unite!

Oh. Hi there.

Hahaha..funny didn't know that ogre like to eat cookie :P

BTW hello ogre

Don't feed 'em and watch where you step.  Some of the rodents here are...er, we can always get more.  :P

Welcome to CYS!

But I will always be the largest rodent...

Never thought there was rodent here before but anyway thank you for the advice

*Don't feed

*Watch where you step

Well anyway nice to meet you 

Of course we have rodents. There's Malk, Steve, and Tequila. Though, Malk recently took on the body of a fox so he could fuck my half-fox daughter.

Those aren't raisins that you're walking on...  xD

Ignore what Swift says. There's no such thing as faction wars here. Nope. Never had a single one. Don't even know what he's talking about.

Anyway, welcome to CYS, here's a spork.

Welcome from me as well, you should totally eat this here strawberry pudding with that spork. Oh, and invite some penguins and sentient mustaches over for some too.

Hello. I don't much like cookies. Annoying things tracking my user preferences everywhere I go. God.

Just put them back in the oven once to get one. After a few days you can pull out the ashes and dump them in the trash. :p

That honestly made no sense.

Never think of that cookie before  well anyway have some..

*give cookie with big grin smile in the face*

Welcome to Cystia.

Is it just me, or does Cystia sound like some really awful venereal disease?

o_o That's just you, but it could be because I say it in my head as see-why-ess-tia.

Still, better go get a shot of penicillin, to be sure.

well it does sound weird but 'Cystia' seem like a really cool name 

Agree with james.  It's reminiscent of "cyst," and that's not a good thing. 

Venereal cysts... 

I suddenly feel the urge to put on a condom and run like hell. 

And run like Hell?

For some reason, I think CYStia causes a giant pustular tentacle tentacle emerging from the lady and chasing me down, trying to infect my dick. Yeah, condom and run. 

Like the USBM from Biomeat?

I don't... even... know what that is. 

A tad more claustrophobic than Parasyte, I think.

Tiny mouth, big mess.

Is that a euphemism?

...maybe...

"Two nukes weren't enough for that country."

-- EndMaster
 

Hey now. Just because Japan is irradiated doesn't mean it's a bad place. In fact, the extra arm and the ability to glow in the dark just makes it easier to write manga.

*C.Y.S.-tia

Hi. Welcome, enjoy your stay ^-^