The team shitshow over in the over thread reminded me of something I wanted to do. There's a great deal of site members who, as far as I can tell, contribute literally nothing to the site. Like, I just don't see how they're in any way useful to anyone. Fuck it, in most cases, they're not even likable on any level. I'm going to call these people out in an attempt to encourage them to write/see if they actually do anything/benefit the site/just be kind of a dick.
I'd encourage others to call out the lazy fucks of the site in order to encourage them to do shit, or alternatively, to find out what they're doing and to see if there's anything interesting going on. As I've already seen with Zake, there's at least some level of effectiveness to this, and if not, well, I'll have had fun.
For reference, there's loads of ways you can contribute to the site, be it writing, reviewing, critiqing, making contest treads, prompt threads or really anything that makes this place suck less. In fact, it's such a broad category that any of you who fail to justify your existence should really be ashamed.
@Zake
Zake, from what I've seen, seems to be a competent writer given what I saw in the Superheo Academy thread. He's certainly not retarded, that's for sure. However, as far as I can tell, his contributions are pretty much non-existent. He doesn't write, I can't say I've noticed him help anyone much besides the one already mentioned thread, or giving reviews, or anything. Maybe I'm wrong, it's up for him to justify it, but he's a failure and waste of oxygen.
@TharaApples
While Zake might do somtehing I never thought about, like a honeybee or some shit, Thara definitely doesn't. I cannot for the life of me think what she does besides suck End off and make bitchy comments. She's like a Mizal if Mizal was twice as much of a bitch, didn't actually help people write and had never started her writing binge last year. I don't know what she does, and I honestly don't think anyone besides EndMaster likes her, so she doesn't even have the usefulness of a basic human in conversation.
@ZagHero
Zag's an old relic, a champion of the forum games who has fallen intoo obscurity with the death of them. Unfortunately, despite being attached to the site, without forum games he's just shrivelled up into a useless cancer cell that fails to help anyone out or do much of use.
@Tim36D
Look up, read what I said about Zag, apply it all to Tim. The only problem is, Tim's not even as good, because he's been upshined by Chris, who has broken out into the writing scene and got himself a featured spot. So in comparison, Tim's even more of a useless faggot.
So please, help me whip the lazy into shape and get them some purpose and meaning. Together, we can berate our way to a better future.
