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NO ONE CAN EDIT THIS POST EITHER GOT IT POOFTAS OR WHO EVER KEEPS NOT EDITING MY POSTS!

Get a writing buddy! Your on THIN FUCKING ICE!!

I got a message from some really cool guy and he said that we should ban mizal


But okay!

The gods are dead and so are you

We don't have any users by that name, you're clearly lying.

It was a person by the name of Willbert

Figures.

This is what he said.

First off, Petros isn't a mod :) He's just having fun with you. Second, trying doing something productive wit"h your alternative account like reading and thoughtfully reviewing stories, making non-annoying contributions to the forums (try discussing something normal in the Wholesome Thread) or doing some creative writing. Then you would probably get your original account back (not that I'm sure why it's so important, why not just develop your alt account)" Will11

Do you know what getting banned means?

No,
What does gobble smack mean?

It means that whatever actions you did, they made your presence unwanted on this site.

And now you're not only a socially inept tard, but also a damned snitch. You disgust me. Go away.

Clearly he trusted the right person to privately message. (No one edit this one lol)

But for real, Jonathan, more than anything we need to see proof you are capable of just shutting up. Nothing else you do is going to matter if you're spastically dribbling 50 posys a day in every random thread seemingly without any awareness of where you are or what the topic is. That's what got you banned and will keep getting you banned, originally we were looking past the clumsy trolling attempts.

Actually following through with not posting for a month would be a great idea, but you don't get to frame it like "give me my account back and only THEN will I shut up". You're not in a position to bargain here.

Did you ever pick the wrong thread for that, buddy

foobie wazzle

(Also, ban mizal)

@newtsGutts do Petros's assignment and do not post in Wildblue's thread OR ANY OTHER THREAD BUT THIS ONE.

WOW what if I don't?

Well, I guess I found out. Again.

I'm not very bright, in case you can't tell.

I'm about as sharp as a bowling ball.

Well that's it for giving you a chance, it hasn't been fun, but so long. Thanks for snitching on Will though, that was the unexpected twist in your usual.

Aren't bowling balls hollow too...?

"This feature was rejected 3/20/2026: Lol, fag."

A fitting epitaph for an eviscerated feature request from a thrice (?) eviscerated account.