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Yeah, hello, I'm the new guy. I can't wait to join some games

Welcome to the site!

Welcome the site man! (Assumably)

Welcome to the site and watch out for the weird stuff.

Welcome =)

Thanks for the welcomes, actualy, a friend of mine recommended this site to me.

Geez, what's with all the "fire" names?

Firewing

Fireplay

Firemaker

Welcome!

I didn't know Fireplay was part of the site when I joined, and Firewing works with two of my favorite things. Welcome to the site.

You forgot Fireslugger!

There will be a penguin that offers you a spork, do not take it. Take some strawberry pudding instead! Welcome!

Hmm, I do like pudding...

Don't listen to her! The pudding is a trap, and a lie. Take cover, and protect yourself from the vile liquid that is Strawberry pudding with the deadly weapon I offer you now. Take the spork.  The pudding doesn't need bacteria to be  indedibly rancid! It's that bad!

Very well I will take the spork and defend myself from the vile pudding!

Have you even tried it? Don't knock it 'til you tried it! :D

Not like the spork could do anything against my pudding anyway.

Of course it can. The magical powers of my sporks are capable of BURNING the pudding until the plant fibers and cow-milk proteins within it become a solid, black, flaming mass which implodes and temporarily breaks quantum mechanics!

Do you always welcome people like this?

Whatever floats your boat, penguin. Whatever you would like to think, no matter true or NOT.

Yes, this is usually how we welcome newcomers! Welcome!

Wow, I think I am going to love this site.

It is true! I've had 400 scientists prove it! 

You killed four-hundred people trying to prove it! Good going.

No, I bankrupted 400 scientific pudding industries. If they died due to the resulting homelessness it's their own fault.

Nonsense! There is only one true pudding industry, that of which is hidden away and works closely with Area 51.

Area 51?

So that's why that one green strawberry pudding that I spork'd to death screamed and spoke in alien tongues...

It wasn't the spork, those are just highly undeveloped and weak. Once we're done, those should be able to take out a thousand sporks each.

The more you take, the more powerful they become! Seriously, I've had to lock some sporks in a heavily guarded room to keep them from destroying the planet...

If you kill one, two more will appear that are twice as powerful and 3 times as sharp.

I would hate to leak too much information, but we are currently watching five pudding volcanoes that are doomed to erupt if something disastrous were to happen... The news is a huge lie. Then the giant guns...

Like I said, the more sporks that are destroyed, the more powerful the sporks would become, until they finally destroy the world entirely and go on to kill all strawberry-pudding-loving life in the universe, and once the universe is destroyed, all of the universes outside of it will either be strawberry puddingless or imploded...

Well, a good leader would get control of them, now wouldn't he? If that does happen, the leader wouldn't be a good one.

The sporks cannot be led, they can only be embraced.

or melted... >.>

Also welcome to CYS, hope you enjoy your stay. :)

Honestly, every time you've melted one of my sporks, it came back as a spork more dangerous than the spork it used to be, and the other sporks were forced to kill it. You're dealing with dangerous forces, here, Fireplay!

Just goes to show the sporks are servants of the devil/great evil/sterotypical villian. That means the more you work with sporks the closer you are to selling your soul to him. :p

By melting them and unleashing their true forms on reality I actually weaken them since they can't reenter our world until long after their 'death' so to speak.

No, they are, in fact, very holy things. the gods couldn't stay mad at us long enough to end the world and bring everyone to the afterlife in a bloody apoclypse by themselves, so they made sporks, and they constantly wait for someone to unleash them on the world. I'm not serving evil, I'm allowing the gods to destroy the world, but also allowing people to wield the mighty powers of the sporks to accomplish more in their lifetimes, and giving earth a few billion more years. (Had I not repressed them, the human population would be at about 30 million right now...)

So why don't we just head to space? Once humanity has space travel it will be extremely hard to wipe us out. lol

But it would still happen, the sporks will prevail eventually!... They always do...

Honestly, every time you've melted one of my sporks, it came back as a spork more dangerous than the spork it used to be, and the other sporks were forced to kill it. You're dealing with dangerous forces, here, Fireplay!

Doesn't that mean that when the other sporks kill it, it just comes back stronger...? Great backup plan, Sent!

That spork comes back stronger, but it becomes a stable isotope of Sporkium again.

Hey, Sentinel, when I joined...I wasn't given a spork...

That was before I was given the duty of "Guardian of the Sporks of the Universe". (just before this year of school started, I think.)

Anyone who isn't new has to say please first.

Please first?

In what way would this be useful? Whose idiot idea was it the make a freaking spork metal? Sporks are suppose to be plastic and ways cheap airlines and fast food places save money. In my opinion.

A spork *stilfes laugh* made of plastic!? How the hell are you supposed to kill someone with that!?

You aren't, that's the point. It's a spork. I'm not impressed.

Pfft, obviously, you have never been able to grasp the true purpose of the spork.

I think I have it grasped well enough, too well. That is how I know what I know; how I am able to make such opinions about the spork.

Pah, your standard eating sporks are silly creations made by goodie two-shoes and idiots. You could not possibly comprehend the pure power of the true war sporks!

If there is any power.

Wait, sorry to interrupt but can I get some pudding?

Eh, what? What are you planning to do? O.o

Nothing, I'd just like some pudding please... :( or will you crush my hopes and dreams of aquiring strawberry pudding made by the mad hattress herself?

No, seriously, what are you planning?

I don't give my pudding to spork-likers, anyway.

I never said that I liked sporks, I just said that I never got one.

*sighs* what am I planning? Well, besides the obvious world domination? To combine a spork with pudding of course! It would be the ultimate weapon! The attraction of pudding, the strength of a spork, it could lure all enemies and then murder them in seconds! The ultimate weapon...

But you won't give me any damn pudding! So I either have to steal it or ask for it.

You idiot! If you tried to combine the two, not only would you kill yourself, you would destroy the universe and beyond! Those two powers where never meant to be one! Lord knows what else would happen!

So, no pudding for you.

Fine then, I'll steal one using the spork >:)

Thats like saying the devil and god weren't meant to exist! Do you know how stupid that sounds woman?! If you combined them, imagine the possibilities! The power one could harness! I am doing this for the sake of mankind! And xenomorphs... And dogs... And cats... And all other animals!

Spork=A great strength that cannot be controlled. There is only one person who has been able to control it and that is the penguin.

Pudding=A great fuel and an excellent mechanic to get things to do what they want. Only one person can control them and that is the mad hattress.

Controlling an incredible strength would allow the deadliest combination known to man, woman or penguinite!

If the pudding was able to steal, Sentinel would have it all and trying to figure out how to destroy it right now.

So, what you are saying, is that the penguin and I could team up and take over the world that easily? What does that do for you then?

The problem is that Sporks have hated strawberry pudding for so long that any in its presence would be killed to death. As the book of the Spork says,

" And the God of Sporks said to the prophet Bilbo, "Thou MUST kill any strawberry pudding on sight, for it a creation of pure evil that cannot be negotiated with" And Bilbo did find the demon that was Strawberry pudding, and with his mighty spork, he destroyed it, so that it would never to be seen again for another 100 years. And in celebration, the people did feast upon the Corn Flakes, part of a wholesome non-strawberry-pudding breakfast to this very day, and the God of Sporks did look upon his people, and indeed it was all very good."

Wait I thought you said the spork had no power.

Oh my, a good point indeed. Your plan would just be worthless then, Delta.

I'm the Mad Hattress! You expect me not to contradict myself?

Well I was saying that you were saying that the Spork did have massive amounts of power. Able to destroy the universe. I got that from your conversation with Delta.

OF course it has massive amounts of power! You must not listen to the lies of the hattress!

Still not enough power to defeat my pudding!

Not yet.... But you're only prolongong the INEVITABLE!

There is power! incredible power!!!

And yet not enough power to destroy my pudding. Ha-ha; I laugh at your puny sporks.

Sporks have been destroying pudding since the dawn of time! The problem is, they have trouble finding the pudding nowadays.

The last controller of the pudding got killed in a freak...accident... I took control and made your sporks worthless.

Or have you? You do realize I've been working to circumvent any pudding power surges since the Pudding Conspiracy? Your pudding power means nothing in the face of the new breed of sporks that are coming from the gene splicers!

But I have been working too; doubling the strawberries, and testing them on vanilla pudding. Nothing like tormenting innocent vanilla...hahaha...

Really, doubling strawberries makes it less of a pudding and more of a strawberry kind of thing. There has to be a ratio to achieve true power, and true evil, to be honest.

That's why I was testing vanilla pudding, duh. It shall be stronger than ever once I'm done!

No, really, then it's impure strawberry pudding. I mean, if it isn't just sheerly the horror of strawberries squeezed into otherwise flavorless cream, that's the true evil, that's the horror. I mean, I don't much care for vanilla pudding with strawberries in, but by no means is it the evil creation from the depths of hell that strawberry pudding is. Strawberries and vanilla are very non-evil things. While strawberry-vanilla pudding is on the brink of misanthropic satanic hellfire, by no means is it truly strawberry pudding.

I'll just make it the regular way then. -u-

I only use vanilla when I'm in a rush anyway...

Well, that's a few batches of stuff we don't have to kill.

Will you please give me a spork?

*Takes spork and stabs the hand back into the chocolate* Or what I think is chocolate.

It's blood. The man was taking a bath before the spork murdered him...

Well that is a interesting history of this spork *looks at it and shudders.*

That picture is from MotD XD

And that's just the Stage 1 spork! imagine what happens when it reaches its ultimate form!

I'm not going to be alive when that happens am I.

If you treat the spork nicely, the spork will treat you nicely.

Welcome!  Enjoy our forums while you're here!

Thanks, I will.

Welcome dude. I'm late due to power outage. I hope you're as good as Claw at role play.

Of course he is, I taught him everything I know!

Hello! A very happy late welcome to you! It's a new holiday-esque thing I'm inventing because I can't seem to welcome anyone on time . . .

Such derailment on a newcomers thread. lol