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10 years ago

@broken_beats

@Alcatraz

@KaliCalamity

@Effie

@choltsclaw

@Partox

@Malacith

@Fireshadow501

@mouse

@CupcakeRainbows

@camran

@cloisterblack

@Kandarian

@sars_fox

Hello, new members and long time lurkers. This is just a friendly reminder that our forums are open to you and that you guys can chime in at any time. For those of you who don't want to create your own introduction thread, you can use this thread to introduce yourselves. I am sorry to anyone I may have neglected to tag. You are welcome to join in as well.

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10 years ago

Well, I guess I can start. Hello everyone, my name is Malacith, but you can also call me Alex if you want! I like to play music and read the great stories that everyone makes on this website. I guess that I made my account awhile ago, but I wasn't really active until now. Mainly then, I liked reading the stories that everyone made, but now I want to be the person that makes the great stories that people like to read. I hope to get to know all of you guys well!

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10 years ago

It's nice to meet you, and I look forward to reading your stories.

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10 years ago

Alcatraz has been speaking with me a lot through PMs, he wants to make a Ground Zero mod for Fallout.

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10 years ago

Hello to all of you, and also look forward to reading your works.

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10 years ago

I'd buy Fallout just for that. Or skyrim for a Necromancer mod.

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10 years ago
Skyrim needs an Eternal mod as well.

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10 years ago

Oblivion or Morrowind needs the necromancer/eternal mod. Skyrim doesn't really have much going for it except graphics and fatalities. Necromancer and Eternal shouldn't really be viking-styled either...

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10 years ago
You have a point, but Skyrim is the only TES game with an active modding community.

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10 years ago

Pff, preposterous! I'm pretty sure Nexus still has quite a few Oblivon/Morrowinders pissing around with boob mods and lightsabers.

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10 years ago
What about boob sabers?

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10 years ago

I want a mod for that.

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10 years ago

No, just dildo bats at most. We're talking about nostalgia-goggled fapsters here, after all, not geniuses like us.

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10 years ago
So, no Bosmer with lasers for nipples?

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10 years ago

Think more generic, Jamescoker. These are simple people with simple needs, just like if Bill Gates was a Deviantartist.

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10 years ago
So, is there at least an oblivion mod where you get kidnapped and sold to be the sex slave of a bunch of female orcs?

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10 years ago

Nope. There's a mod leather whips and another for plus-sized lingerie, though. Like I said, generic. They do "basic" dirty mods, not "Maybe this would be worth playing even if I don't want to fap to it" dirty mods.

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10 years ago
So...I'd be a loser if I made a "dark elf buttsex mod for skyrim?

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10 years ago

Pretty much.

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10 years ago
Damn.

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10 years ago

If you're doing it for the sake of Eternal, surely we'll let it pass!

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10 years ago

There is some place called called LoversLab which specializes in all the "adult" mods for games like Skyrim and Fallout.

A lot of rapey stuff though.

Like instead of enemies killing you, they can rape you before killing you. If there is more than one enemy you get gang raped. After they're finished you get a brief moment of trying to escape before it goes back in to normal combat mode.

By the same token, you can rape someone before killing them too.

There are mods that designate a "rapist" in various areas of the game and if you fall asleep in these areas you wake up and find yourself being raped. I think some people were complaining about that one since they found they were getting raped too much and the modder had to lower the frequency of the rapist.

Other mods include extreme S&M and even sex slave stuff where you just play as some NPC's fuck toy. Not sure why you'd want to play with mods that make your character utterly powerless like that, but hey that's not my kink.

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10 years ago

... Whelp, I've seen all the shit now...

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10 years ago

You could still mod Skyrim so it's taking place in the Empire province of Rask. Pop in a few of those dark elf sex mods and you're good to go.

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10 years ago

The problem with that is how much content you'd have to just brush to the side. Not to mention how much some things would just look like shit next to the shiny next-gen vanilla things if you don't spend years on it.

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10 years ago

Huh, all characters in Skyrim have an execution stance. If I combined this with resources from the genital mods, I can very easily create the mod you are looking for. Fuck, if I could get two or three people from this site to act as voice actors, we could create an entire alternate opening.

Edit: Just checked Creation kit. Execution stance puts them below crotch-level of the male player. So, I'd have to get creative, especially for the first Semra-Eternal sex scene.

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10 years ago

You don't have Fallout? I cannot call you a friend now.

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10 years ago

I don't have a gaming system.

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10 years ago
You don't have a single one?

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10 years ago

I have a macbook.

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10 years ago
No Atari? No NES? No SNES? No Nintendo 64? No Genesis? No Saturn? No Dreamcast? No? Playstation? No PS1? No PS2? No anything?

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10 years ago

Nope.

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10 years ago

I'm an older member of the site, joined in February 2014. But I have been inactive for a while so I guess I'll give you an explanation on me.

Hello everyone, my name is Creature. An unusual, quick learning and rather picky person. I like watching things like Keeping Up with the Kardashians Game shows and Soap Operas. I have published one story and I am learning to become a musician! That's all you really need to know about me. So Howdy all.

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10 years ago

Not even close to being old, pretentious newfag.

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10 years ago

You're one to talk.

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10 years ago

I don't recall myself posting a thread in this forum, so here I go.

Hello, I am DerpBacon. I'm usually one of the more friendly members of the site (trust me, there are some rude people). I don't spend my time daily on my storygames, but rather to check the forums and see what's going on. I've currently been on here for eleven months (joined July 2014). Outside of chooseyourstory.com, I am learning how to play the trumpet and how to play tennis. I'm bilingual, and I speak both English (American English) and Romanian. You'll learn more about me in my profile. Well, goodbye!

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10 years ago

Hello DerpBacon, have fun learning the trumpet! It gets easier once you get the hang of scales, then you can play anything. At least, a good deal of things, not everything.

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10 years ago
I've been playing the trumpet for a while now, and it's pretty fun. Difficult at times, but fun.

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10 years ago
I don't see how this post is relevant. Are you implying that, because you already made a thread like this, I can't?

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10 years ago

>Tags literally everyone you missed

>Pff, already been done, this is little more than worthless spam! Worthless!

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10 years ago

So, Swift is accusing me of spamming because I chose to repeat something he did (because I thought it was a good idea)? Or are you accusing me of spamming?

Or does this all have to do with Alexp's twin who fell in the wood chipper and is now haunting the internet?

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10 years ago

I'm not sure. I still haven't figured out Swift's logic on this one...

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10 years ago
swift OBVIOUSLY copyrighted this post type and james has no legal right to make anything similar in any way shape or form. in fact, swift has rights to making posts - and we all have no right to infringe on her own creations so we should all just stop posting until swift says otherwise

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10 years ago

Pff, I shall infringe the living shit out of it! CYS shan't know such horrendous oppression! 

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10 years ago
Well, I have a patent on the human respiratory system, so...

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10 years ago

Luckily, the Penguinite Respiratory system, while similar, is most certainly different, and the Library of Congress recognizes it as such, so there. No suing for you!

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10 years ago
The library of congress handles patents? I'm just surprised I was able to a)get past the "only humans can have patents" thing, and b) patent something that is a product of nature.

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10 years ago

James, this is a country whose insurance companies think God tips trees over onto people's cars, and then pays them to replace the smitten vehicle. With the right lawyers, anything is possible, especially if your prosecution attourney is Phoenix Wright, because holy shit does he focus on all the wrong aspects of cases...

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10 years ago
Regardless, someone I don't like takes a breath, I can send them a cease and desist letter.

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10 years ago

Hi everyone. I'm Raven and I joined this site a month ago. I like to read fantasy, modern-adventure, and sci-fi storygames. I'm also a gun nerd. I'm currently working on my storygame and I hope I can make good storygames for this site. I hope to get to know you guys well.

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10 years ago

Hi Raven! I hope that your story goes well and that we get to know each other better!

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10 years ago

Thanks! ^^

I'll publish my game today or tomorrow.

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10 years ago

That's awesome! I can't wait to read it!

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10 years ago

Y'all can see it now since I'm about to publish it. However, I might make minor changes. This is my first attempt.

Alice Walter: Homefront

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10 years ago

Oh uh, hi. I'm Effie, l love chooseyourstory and I was introduced to this website after I searched for a multiple choice game. After being led to this place, I saw the other stories and found out there were hundreds, and lots of active people too, so yeah, I wanted to join up pretty quickly (also to save my progress in a story!). I leave a tab open on my Chrome whenever I open my mac for this website, so it seems like i'm always on this website, but i'm not really.
Uh, I do write a few stories too, and I might write a few over the holidays, or once I finish my final year in school - which is this year. Favourite genre zombies, fantasy, mecha and romance. Yup, i'm a sucker for romance nowadays. 
I got some other stuff if anyone wants to know, like story ideas, etc, but I don't wanna clog up my post so yeah! That's me done.