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Fuck you. Especially Bezro, like the FUCK did I ever do to you? I swear, I just wanted to have a friendly conversation and yall just FUCKING ruin it. What did I do wrong? Give me a FUCKING valid reason. What did I do? The FUCK did I do?

womp womp

What are your thoughts on Hamilton?

W play W music W actors

Yeah FUCK BEZRO

honest tho like what did i do

Probably mad that you're older than him

I'm ten years old. WDYM?

Benzo is only 6

But he's also 40

(or so he says or should I say "he says in parentheses")

I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT

WHAT IS LIL BRO DOIN HERE- really? no offense, but i'm calling cap

What did I do to you?

Valid reason: this thread?

Elaborate. Why am I a retard for making this thread?


Are you there?

You can't physically overpower me as a ten year old and that means I can say mean things. Also it's on the internet so I can just say mean things.
Also you ship characters from Hamilton.
Also your name is CytoCookie
Also I hate the way you type
The way your pfp looks
Your interests
Your accomplishments.
Are those valid enough reasons?

Dude, he was banned like 3-4 days ago.

Wait really? Why did he get banned?
Also, I'm really sorry for disrespecting the banned, I don't think that shit is cool.

Spamming like a fucktard and then making alts. Actually I didn't bother banning his last alt, but he hasn't come back since then, or at least not under that new name. Though I imagine if he had yet another new name, he would have done something retarded by now to get banned again.

What's wrong with default penguin? >:L

I was copying a diss format, popularized by Euphoria by Kendrick Lamar and Like That by King Von.

Euphoria (Kendrick Lamar)
I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk, I hate the way that you dress
I hate the way that you sneak diss, if I catch flight, it's gon' be direct
We hate the bitches you fuck, 'cause they confuse themself with real women
And notice, I said "we, " it's not just me, I'm what the culture feelin'

Like That (King Von)
Why you walk like that? (He told)
Why you talk like that? (He told)
Why you move like that? (Let's get it)
Why you shoot like that? (He old)
Why you lack like that? (Yeah)
Why act like that? (Let's get it)
Why you fu like that? (Why you fu?)

Also benholman44 rocks it currently, and I can't handle copy PFP's, it drives me insane.

Literally every new account "rocks it", it's the default image.

They could change it.

It's a drawing of completely different penguin every time you imbecile. I guess picking individual penguins out of a crowd might be an acquired skill, but it's no excuse for ignorance.

Fuck you, Bezro. My penguin is obviously superior.

On a serious note, I do plan on commissioning MHD for a new profile picture once I have bills squared away.

 

I like yours, which is why I don't like other people using it.

This is the weirdest take I have heard in a while. It's not "Ben's" penguin.  It it the default CYS artwork. It's not original to him, and he's not the first to not upload a pfp.  

What are you talking about? Ben's always been a confused penguin. The noobs are all obviously stealing his idea.

The ironic thing is, the first part of your statement is technically not wrong.

 

He's kidding

I was piggybacking a joke off of Mizal's sarcastic comment, and Bezro rolled with it.

Ngl I do wish there was actually a few different profile pictures that new accounts could choose from, instead of just being automatically assigned the one. Although as we are able to make our own, I suppose implementing that would be a waste of time.

Your joke was fine.  But Bezro's awareness is not something that has been demonstrated to be reliable.  He necroed this 3 day old thread to respond to someone who had been banned 3 days before.  That doesn't inspire any confidence that he understands certain basic things.